As in, this duck head sucks

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   Eduard | 4:07 am |  Vote: 4   4  

   Imagine if they misspelled the U in duck….. They can do that, you know…. ?!

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   Eduard | 4:12 am |  Vote: 6   0  

   A quirky, quacky, queery dish…..

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   Big Fat Cat | 4:13 am |  Vote: 7   0  

   The tragic end of a sucker duck

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   jjhitt | 4:21 am |  Vote: 9   0  

   That takes visiting a Chinese whorehouse off of my bucket list.

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   SF | 4:30 am |  Vote: 7   0  

   It it sucks like a duck …

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   coffeebot | 4:33 am |  Vote: 4   0  

   Duck Head is made of… oh, duck. Nevermind.

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   jjhitt | 4:51 am |  Vote: 4   0  

   Sesame Seeds! YUCK!

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   faulty wiring | 5:06 am |  Vote: 4   1  

   Suck is to duckhead as tuck is to….

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   faulty wiring | 5:07 am |  Vote: 5   0  

   Suck actually refers to the person paying RMB8 for this tempting morsel

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    FatKenney | 5:14 am |  Vote: 8   0  

    I’m guessing suck refers to most of the other menu items as well.

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    Seventy2rd o clock | 5:24 am |  Vote: 6   0  

    F*** to frying a duck head!

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    jjhitt | 5:26 am |  Vote: 11   0  

    At least the duck died happy.

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    Seventy2rd o clock | 5:27 am |  Vote: 2   1  

    Does it also refer to claims…?

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    Algernon | 5:45 am |  Vote: 4   0  

    A bargain at half the price

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    jjhitt | 6:34 am |  Vote: 4   0  

    Looks like the french fries suck too.

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    DrLex | 6:47 am |  Vote: 5   0  

    I guess nobody wants to know what duck body part “blow” refers to.

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    jjhitt | 7:10 am |  Vote: 9   0  

    If it looks like a duck head,
    if it smells like a duck head,
    it probably sucks.

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    Chris | 7:14 am |  Vote: 1   0  

    I had that for lunch. It didn’t suck!

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    Kitsune | 7:56 am |  Vote: 5   0  

    You’re dithpikable!!!!!

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    Classic Steve | 8:54 am |  Vote: 11   0  

    At least they’re honest about it.

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    Jellychop | 9:14 am |  Vote: 4   0  

    I don’t even want to imagine what refers to duck tail.

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    jjhitt | 10:28 am |  Vote: 6   0  

    Oh. And waiter… one more thing….. Suck my duck!

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    Chuck | 10:45 am |  Vote: 4   0  

    Does it come with wafers ? Quackers ?

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    Tom P. | 11:08 am |  Vote: 3   0  

    I thought suck referred to crawfish head.

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    Chris | 11:12 am |  Vote: 1   0  

    @ Chuck: Good one!

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    Chuck | 12:26 pm |  Vote: 3   0  

    Q. Do you get wafers with it ?

    A. Of course you don’t get bleeding wafers with it ! It’s a bleeding albatross !

    (or a duck head)

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    Someone | 6:17 pm |  Vote: 2   0  

    Well… that just s… duck heads!

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    rizka | 6:13 am |  Vote: 3   0  

    Suck refers to duck head. F… refers to… nah, too dirty… but I can’t get it out of my head…

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    esosiquees | 10:10 am |  Vote: 1   0  

    A more honest description than the proper translation (finger-licking good duck head)

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    emily | 2:04 am |  Vote: 2   0  

    It is finger-sucking good!

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    J | 5:24 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    So I should go to a pond with some old bread and yell “Suck, suck!!!” ?

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    Dudeman | 1:11 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    This duck was prepared with a spicy rub, and comes with side of duck sauce.

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    Austin | 12:16 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    I don’t get the joke?

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    scars | 10:28 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    when sucker refers to ducker header…

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    SFFantasy | 3:34 pm |  Vote: 1   0  

    Excuse me, waiter? This duck sucks.

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    rextrex | 7:10 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Wow! For a minute there I was worried it referred to some other part of the duck!

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    trolololo | 1:30 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    do you know what suck the heads means?

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    pikapal | 2:31 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Maybe it was left over from Ralphie’s Christmas dinner.

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    You-Choice-it | 9:31 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    is it fragrent?

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