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I don’t remember that color group in Monopoly…
posted on 9 Jul 2011 in Chinglish
We’ve cornered the market on European American Middle East Africa fashions…
Photo courtesy of Kenny Clark.
Found at a mall in Guangzhou, China.
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Sounds like a book where can I buy it. Borders perhaps
Hey baby, let me show you my massive on-hand merchandise.
Supposing from a monopoly situation that the design then must be novel is an impressive sleigh of (on) hand. Anyway, the American and EMEA popular fashion accessories are probably made in China.
Punctuation makes all the difference:
Monopolizes the European, […] American, Middle, East Africa, [and] various countries’ popular accessories.
I just can’t figure out what they mean by “Middle.” Middle Earth? If I was to monopolize the accessories of a large population, that would surely be my choice.
Reading all these words in random order they would probably make some sense…
Obviously, words are meaningless. Design matters.
That leaves no room for the competitors but to monopolize the Poles and Siberia.
Africa? I can get it for you wholesale.
The disappointing thing is that it’s really just a game of Risk.
Do not pass customs, do not collect $200.
Massive novel merchandise direct from the New World Disorder to you.
We are the GODFATHER.
Benetton!
Meanwhile, in European American Middle East Africa, the locals were experiencing something of an identity crisis.
These accessories go so well with my Young Muslim Christian Atheist T-shirt.
Don’t forget The Iraq. Everywhere like such as.
Okay. Read it again, only faster this time.
What a novel sign!