If by 5 yrs your child has not learned to hate…

posted on 5 Jul 2011 in Chinglish

They told Billy Bob he was dead meat… they were right


Photo courtesy of Dave Moore.
“Clam meat” found at Asian grocery in Rochester, NY.

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  1. Eduard | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Talk about “swimming with the fishes”…… 😀

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It is supposed to be blue…

  3. faulty wiring | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    You Pay $4.25, two uncles, a second cousin and yer first borne…

  4. Algernon | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Life is so cheap

  5. jjhitt | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I haven’t a Klue what this is about.

  6. jjhitt | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Three new flavors: Klux, Tartan and Wu Tang.

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Buy one unit, get the whole clan.

  8. jjhitt | 4:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I told the Imperial Wizard to be careful with that torch. But would he listen? Nooooo…

  9. Tong | 5:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The tragic consequences of tribal warfare.

  10. SF | 5:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s not a barcode, it’s the famous McWong tartan.

  11. coffeebot | 5:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Dried Clan Meat is made of PEOPLE!

  12. jjhitt | 5:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Tastes like chicken. White meat, actually…

  13. Big Fat Cat | 5:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Only on sale at Asian Cannibal Meat Shop

  14. Big Fat Cat | 5:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The shop owner is Hannibal Lecter

  15. xila31 | 6:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Comes in both tanning bed or organic sun burned varieties.

  16. Chris | 7:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The polite term would be “dried white supremacist meat.”

  17. Kitsune | 7:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The other WHITE meat.

  18. demondude777 | 7:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m sorry sir, it will be just one more moment. You meal is in the final stages of roasting on the cross.

  19. GwydionM | 9:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Clan Meat – Campbell or McDonald?

  20. Thunderbolt294 | 11:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Can I get this in a body bag?

  21. Eccekio | 2:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Och! Thaat’s noo hoo yer mak porrridge.

  22. Lora | 3:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Ewww… It says below the photo that it’s dried CLAM meat!

  23. Lora | 3:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Instead of “Happy as a clam at high tide” you could say, “Happy as a clan in an all-white neighborhood”. :-)

  24. YJ | 7:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Every package tea bagged guaranteed.

  25. Chuck | 8:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Woo !! Tangy Clan !!

  26. Al Sharpton | 3:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m going to play the race card and say that this picture is racist!!!

  27. sparky8367 | 12:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Available now at your Super KKK Mart store.

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