Take notice of this notice!

posted on 24 Jul 2011 in Chinglish

Can anyone read me?!

Photo courtesy of Logan Davis.
Found in China.

46 captions

  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:07 am |

    Please, wherever you are!

  2. Big Fat Cat | 4:09 am |

    Yes. I can see you are under my feet.

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:11 am |

    Hi, are you behind of the the beard, Please?

  4. Algernon | 4:13 am |

    Just behind the blade of grass.

  5. Smegma | 4:14 am |

    This is the way the Chinese call out an S.O.S.

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:22 am |

    OK, if you’re really there, we promise we’ll make an Engrish T-shirt out of you!

  7. jjhitt | 4:34 am |

    Whatever it is, it’s coming across the bridge and it’s glad to see us

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:42 am |

    Please do not inside!

  9. faulty wiring | 4:54 am |

    Thankfully someone had the common sense to put up a sign to point that out, otherwise we may never have known

  10. faulty wiring | 5:03 am |

    Makes you wonder how many wise sayings originate from badly translated tourist information…

  11. Big Fat Cat | 5:12 am |

    That’s a great quotation from Confucius.

  12. J-Luke | 5:40 am |

    I am, therefore I please.

  13. DrLex | 5:53 am |

    It was only a matter of time before all those “you are here” signs would become self-aware.

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:15 am |

    Caution: Do not run into me

  15. FatKenney | 6:53 am |

    Help! Help! I’m trapped inside the sign! Don’t look directly into it, it’s a trap!

  16. Chuck | 6:55 am |

    Hello. I am here.
    Please _______________________

    (Insert appropriate request in the space indicated.)

  17. stevieyredwings | 7:53 am |

    Sign seems a little codependent

  18. Stopchicks | 8:04 am |

    Herro prease

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:07 am |

    The Man Who Isn’t Here.

  20. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:09 am |

    @ Chuck:
    (Please) zoom out.

  21. Michael | 9:13 am |

    A sign is a sign, no matter how small.

  22. Classic Steve | 9:44 am |

    …And then the signmaker got caught by a sea serpent.

  23. Stopchicks | 10:43 am |

    Someone didn’t get my South Park reference, I see. Oh well.

  24. JohnZ | 12:34 pm |

    This is what happens when you put a sign in the middle of nowhere.

  25. DragonLady | 2:15 pm |

    I am here, too. Please don’t

  26. Sean T | 3:20 pm |

    Who needs the GPS app when you have this sign.

  27. d17nk | 3:35 pm |

    well…well…whoever you are, it sure doesn’t look like there are that many of you left.

  28. RT | 4:35 pm |

    waldo’s getting desperate, i see…

  29. Eccekio | 5:25 pm |

    Beam me up Scotty.

  30. Eccekio | 5:33 pm |

    Please do not pee on the seat?

  31. demondude777 | 9:48 pm |

    I was there, but not anymore. Starting next week I will be around. Thank you.

  32. Eccekio | 10:58 pm |

    All li.

  33. A Non-Y Mouse | 11:42 pm |

    Is it me you’re looking for?

  34. NyaNya | 1:31 am |

    Can anyone tell us what the Chinese actually says? Thanks!

  35. Seventy2rd o clock | 3:12 am |

    It reminds me of a fire extinguisher irony…

  36. Japonski | 5:52 am |

    Ha Ha 😀

    That’s something like in The Simpsons
    “You are here where not!”

  37. Rballard | 6:54 am |

    @NyaNya The Chinese says: “Flowers and plants are also alive, please show mercy”

  38. Rizka | 8:05 am |

    Ah yes, there you are.

  39. coffeebot | 8:21 am |

    dirt EXISTS!

  40. Brian | 9:22 am |

    Helllloooooo…. I’m Chandler… Could I BE wearing any more clothes!?

  41. Kitsune | 7:48 am |

    I though a message in a bottle was more traditional, but I guess that only works at sea.

  42. Dylan | 12:29 pm |

    Looks like the translator ran afoul of candlej

  43. Nix | 9:34 am |

    I am here too, Can you see me please…….

  44. Chrispy | 4:11 am |

    Control ,

  45. Chrispy | 4:12 am |

    I’m here

  46. Jerome | 10:31 am |

    Maybe if you were better-looking… anyone notice the condition of the sign? That was the first thing I saw. Very rough and weathered.

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