The Children Display pales in comparison

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   Eduard | 4:36 am |  Vote: 4   0  

   Quote: “Photo courtesy of Kenny Clark.”
   Park attendant: Mr. Clark, are your children good swimmers, ’cause they’re appreciating the fish far too close…..

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   Algernon | 4:36 am |  Vote: 4   0  

   Careful what you feed them.

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   Silly Uncle Willy | 4:39 am |  Vote: 12   0  

   I’m sorry. I just do not do multitasking.

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   Big Fat Cat | 4:59 am |  Vote: 5   0  

   The Chinese culture favors gold fishes above child rearing

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   faulty wiring | 5:01 am |  Vote: 4   0  

   Thank you, oh great sage. But tell us, auspicious one, what are we to do whilst criticising the fish?

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   Seventy2rd o clock | 5:06 am |  Vote: 15   0  

   No. I’d rather take care of the fish while appreciating children.

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   Seventy2rd o clock | 5:17 am |  Vote: 5   0  

   ‘Dear, have you seen our daughter? For a moment I thought I saw someone in the pond…’

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   Tong | 5:29 am |  Vote: 8   0  

   Do not feed the fish, particularly children over 6 years old.

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   d17nk | 9:33 am |  Vote: 3   0  

   Only if you can gaurantee it won’t anger the fish

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    GwydionM | 11:30 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    But suppose I don’t appreciate fish?

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    DragonLady | 2:26 pm |  Vote: 1   2  

    Hah! Know this already longtime! At uni, majored in Fish-Appreciation!

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    jjhitt | 3:44 pm |  Vote: 1   0  

    The Susan Smith Parking Facility,

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    coffeebot | 3:53 pm |  Vote: 6   0  

    Children food cups 25 cents

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    $teve | 5:07 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Puts a new meaning to the phrase “carpe diem”

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    emily | 2:25 am |  Vote: 1   0  

    lest the children carefully fall into pond……

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    Kitsune | 7:44 am |  Vote: 2   0  

    I’m not sure if having strangers who come to look at your pond take care of your children is such a good idea.

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    tadchem | 11:25 am |  Vote: 1   0  

    Mermaid babies need love, too!

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    RT | 7:47 pm |  Vote: 2   0  

    did we forget somebody?
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    …
    KEVIN!!!!

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    EffEff | 10:26 pm |  Vote: 1   0  

    Please grab the children by their swimming beards while feeding the fish.

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    Ruuku | 12:59 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    fish appreciation month is really hard sometimes

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    Issachar | 12:21 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    at least they got the grammar right

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    sparky8367 | 12:08 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Grammar is still wrong! Should be:

    Caution! Please take care of children that are appreciating the fish.

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