Then, it is fine…

posted on 14 Jul 2011 in Instructions

Photo courtesy of Joe O’Donnell.
Disclaimer found on back of grease gun box.

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  1. jjhitt | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    The grease leakage burns the fragrant chicken.

  2. Algernon | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Perhaps instead of multi loading alternatively we could do it similtaniously together at the same time.

  3. Eduard | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Puzzle not been settle, puzzle just begun!

  4. Big Fat Cat | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    English written by Hillbillies for Hillbillies.

  5. Eduard | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    When I unloaded my gun yesterday, my wife also complained about a not-so-normal phenomenon…..

  6. faulty wiring | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Thanks for clarifying that. I was really confused about the whole greased bottom tube & rubber plunger thing before, but I’ve been bulk loaded and now the puzzle is settled. Although I am having trouble walking…

  7. jjhitt | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    The Shrine of The Rubber Plunger of Transfiguration.

  8. MCG | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ” I squeeze you long time…”

  9. Ageless | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    But puzzle of understanding the instructions has just begun.

  10. Eduard | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In other news, an unusual scandal in the music business is about to burst out, as Sex Pistols fan is accused of improper usage of a Rubber Plunger to discharge a weapon-like sex toy. Police reports that the “normal phenomenon”, as incessantly-sexually-active Bill Hilly claims, has been due to a cheap variety of grease that the local store has been alternately selling him for the last few weeks….
    And now, in more puzzling news….

  11. DrLex | 4:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is it a normal phenomenon that using the rubber plunger incessantly causes transfiguration?

  12. FatKenney | 4:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Bulk loading – normal phenomenon or phenomenal normality? You decide.

  13. FatKenney | 5:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Puzzle of grease leakage been settled. Puzzle of transfigured Rubber Plunger still pending.

  14. FatKenney | 5:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    My wife decide use long period to avoid OTHER normal phenomenon. *sigh*

  15. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Caution: Please slip carefully on the grease.

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Very greasy instructions, I must say.

  17. demondude777 | 8:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Puzzle of grease leakage been settled? I was already puzzled off of step 1.

  18. Take2 | 8:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Apparently these Chinese are about as good with useful instructions as they are in quality manufacturing. In both cases, too many shortcuts, no quality control.

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No… it could not be cause!

  20. Jellychop | 9:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “…and use it incessantly.”

    Once you start you can’t stop – ever!

  21. Tom P. | 3:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    5. Puzzle not settle, if present large grease amount. Grease to local supplier present make Bulk loading applied. Otherwise rubber plunger transfigure to broken and other break things, bad.

  22. Jewels | 4:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Just like the instructions on my Roll-0n deodorant: Take off cap, stick thumb up bottom!

  23. Someone | 5:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    My head hurts…

  24. Eccekio | 9:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I be technician readingf of these instructions. grease-Gun was trans form when I incessantly smashed it upon 20th reading these instructions thereof. Matter settle!

  25. Eccekio | 9:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Aha! A million monkeys with a million typewriters and so on.

  26. Terri | 4:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sounds legit. Just tell me where to sign.

  27. Kitsune | 7:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I think my printer needs a grease job and oil change

  28. Chuck | 10:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Was that “local supplier appalled” ?

    Certainly appalling !

  29. esosiquees | 10:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What is the intended usage of this grease gun? I just can’t seem to get my mind out of the gutter…

  30. Kburchfiel | 2:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s only a 3-piece puzzle; how hard can it be?

  31. Dawn | 1:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I quite enjoy having my proper loading way greased and used incessantly.

    What? TMI?

  32. Laughingstock | 8:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Dispenser loading dock solve the puzzle of rubber plunger transfiguration, with normal phenomenon of grease leakage when the container tube make sure to use it incessantly, but be sure to not use MULTI-LOADING incessantly; health risks involved.

  33. Biff the Understudy | 4:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Okay, okay, I’ll stick with factory-loaded ammo. This DIY crap is for the birds.

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