Then, it is fine…

posted on 14 Jul 2011 in Instructions

Photo courtesy of Joe O’Donnell.
Disclaimer found on back of grease gun box.

33 captions

  1. jjhitt | 4:06 am |

    The grease leakage burns the fragrant chicken.

  2. Algernon | 4:07 am |

    Perhaps instead of multi loading alternatively we could do it similtaniously together at the same time.

  3. Eduard | 4:12 am |

    Puzzle not been settle, puzzle just begun!

  4. Big Fat Cat | 4:13 am |

    English written by Hillbillies for Hillbillies.

  5. Eduard | 4:17 am |

    When I unloaded my gun yesterday, my wife also complained about a not-so-normal phenomenon…..

  6. faulty wiring | 4:18 am |

    Thanks for clarifying that. I was really confused about the whole greased bottom tube & rubber plunger thing before, but I’ve been bulk loaded and now the puzzle is settled. Although I am having trouble walking…

  7. jjhitt | 4:20 am |

    The Shrine of The Rubber Plunger of Transfiguration.

  8. MCG | 4:22 am |

    ” I squeeze you long time…”

  9. Ageless | 4:28 am |

    But puzzle of understanding the instructions has just begun.

  10. Eduard | 4:32 am |

    In other news, an unusual scandal in the music business is about to burst out, as Sex Pistols fan is accused of improper usage of a Rubber Plunger to discharge a weapon-like sex toy. Police reports that the “normal phenomenon”, as incessantly-sexually-active Bill Hilly claims, has been due to a cheap variety of grease that the local store has been alternately selling him for the last few weeks….
    And now, in more puzzling news….

  11. DrLex | 4:39 am |

    Is it a normal phenomenon that using the rubber plunger incessantly causes transfiguration?

  12. FatKenney | 4:59 am |

    Bulk loading – normal phenomenon or phenomenal normality? You decide.

  13. FatKenney | 5:06 am |

    Puzzle of grease leakage been settled. Puzzle of transfigured Rubber Plunger still pending.

  14. FatKenney | 5:11 am |

    My wife decide use long period to avoid OTHER normal phenomenon. *sigh*

  15. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:24 am |

    Caution: Please slip carefully on the grease.

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:28 am |

    Very greasy instructions, I must say.

  17. demondude777 | 8:29 am |

    Puzzle of grease leakage been settled? I was already puzzled off of step 1.

  18. Take2 | 8:30 am |

    Apparently these Chinese are about as good with useful instructions as they are in quality manufacturing. In both cases, too many shortcuts, no quality control.

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:08 am |

    No… it could not be cause!

  20. Jellychop | 9:11 am |

    “…and use it incessantly.”

    Once you start you can’t stop – ever!

  21. Tom P. | 3:49 pm |

    5. Puzzle not settle, if present large grease amount. Grease to local supplier present make Bulk loading applied. Otherwise rubber plunger transfigure to broken and other break things, bad.

  22. Jewels | 4:49 pm |

    Just like the instructions on my Roll-0n deodorant: Take off cap, stick thumb up bottom!

  23. Someone | 5:19 pm |

    My head hurts…

  24. Eccekio | 9:13 pm |

    I be technician readingf of these instructions. grease-Gun was trans form when I incessantly smashed it upon 20th reading these instructions thereof. Matter settle!

  25. Eccekio | 9:14 pm |

    Aha! A million monkeys with a million typewriters and so on.

  26. Terri | 4:36 am |

    Sounds legit. Just tell me where to sign.

  27. Kitsune | 7:59 am |

    I think my printer needs a grease job and oil change

  28. Chuck | 10:42 am |

    Was that “local supplier appalled” ?

    Certainly appalling !

  29. esosiquees | 10:20 am |

    What is the intended usage of this grease gun? I just can’t seem to get my mind out of the gutter…

  30. Kburchfiel | 2:09 pm |

    It’s only a 3-piece puzzle; how hard can it be?

  31. Dawn | 1:12 pm |

    I quite enjoy having my proper loading way greased and used incessantly.

    What? TMI?

  32. Laughingstock | 8:41 am |

    Dispenser loading dock solve the puzzle of rubber plunger transfiguration, with normal phenomenon of grease leakage when the container tube make sure to use it incessantly, but be sure to not use MULTI-LOADING incessantly; health risks involved.

  33. Biff the Understudy | 4:20 pm |

    Okay, okay, I’ll stick with factory-loaded ammo. This DIY crap is for the birds.

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