U can tell I’m nervous when I’m waning my hands…

posted on 21 Jul 2011 in Chinglish, Clothing

I said no waning, bieach!

Photo courtesy of Ana Maria Nitu.
Tag on boxers made in China.

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  1. Eduard | 4:14 am |

    Seriously, I wonder how many know that the word bumbac is cotton in Romanian.
    The strangest thing is that ron is the Romanian currency….
    We Romanians take no credit or responsibility for the bieches and the tvmbling, though, but we DO like those two combined, if you know what I mean….. huh ?! (blink)……

  2. faulty wiring | 4:18 am |

    What to do? I need my bumbac nice & clean but it’s waning and I can’t use tvmbie drier? Better call Low Ron or his Bieach

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:26 am |

    Maybe they’ll allow me to go to the bieach after I wash my hands?

  4. Algernon | 4:27 am |

    Does Bieach mean no hanging the washing on the mountain

  5. FatKenney | 4:40 am |

    Available in biack and navy biue.

  6. FatKenney | 4:44 am |

    These are from boxers? What a great add slogan: “Get your bum back in bumbac.”

  7. SF | 4:46 am |

    Low/ron is what you do when you can’t High/ron.

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:02 am |

    ‘Hey, Ron… where is Tvmbie?’
    ‘Ah, that bieach… I’m sure she’s with Bumbac somewhere right now.’

  9. jjhitt | 5:44 am |

    Written by Low Ron Hubbub founder of the Church of Bumbacology

  10. Tong | 5:57 am |

    Honey, give me a few days. I promise, as soon as I figure it out how to do it, I will get it done.

  11. Brian | 6:36 am |

    Bieach! I told you we were running low on Ron! Now why the hell did you not get more some more Ron!?!? I’m fennin to raise up on a Bieach!

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:51 am |

    Can I hair wash?

  13. Kitsune | 7:55 am |

    Low/Ron, is that what the L in L. Ron Hubbard stands for?

  14. Blac Kat | 8:16 am |

    The fact that this is from boxers makes it that much more disturbing.

  15. jjhitt | 8:38 am |

    When I was a little bitty baby, my Momma’d rock me in the cradle,
    In them ol’ Bumbac feilds back home….

  16. Tom P. | 9:30 am |

    Do you realize how many Bumbacs had to die to make that garment?
    Save the Bumbac!

  17. demondude777 | 9:34 am |

    Wow, do I feel sorrt for the homless person that had to have his back skinned so that i could wear this shirt…..

  18. GwydionM | 11:44 am |

    It’s a Were-Garment, check the phase of the moon before washing

  19. CoolTapes | 1:38 pm |

    I hand washed my BUMBAC at the bieach.

  20. DragonLady | 1:42 pm |

    Give me my bum back, you lo bieach!!!

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 2:18 pm |

    If I can not bieach then I will inside!

  22. laowaidui | 4:12 pm |

    I got 95 Bumbacs but a bieach aint one…

  23. Cecily | 5:34 pm |

    @GwydionM: Perhaps it’s a waning moon?

  24. J | 6:10 pm |

    Whatever the directions, I’m not buying boxers that I have to hand wash then dry in the open air.

  25. Bridget | 6:15 pm |

    Written by a total low/ron.

  26. Powerful Entity | 7:09 pm |

    Take that bieach!

  27. d17nk | 7:53 pm |

    Bieach, don’t make me tvmbie you, now go hand wash my bumbac

  28. Bill Gates | 11:39 pm |

    In the 80s, I had a shirt that was 100% bomuld. Turns out to be Danish for cotton. Here’s to more decades of Engrish!

  29. Bill Gates | 11:45 pm |

    Thanks jjhitt for the shoutout to Huddy Leadbetter.

    Oh, when those bumbac ball get rotten
    You can’t pick very much bumbac
    In them old bumbac fields back home
    It was back in Louisiana
    Just about a mile from Texarkana
    In them old bumbac fields back home

  30. Eccekio | 11:47 pm |

    You are not allowed to get a biatch to wash this for you.

  31. Pete | 6:58 pm |

    No no no…it’s REALLY saying “Wear these boxers, you’ll develop a bum back.” You know what they say. “Life’s a bieach and then you tvmbie.”

  32. YJ | 10:56 pm |

    Typed on keyboard with randomly installed keys.

  33. A Non-Y Mouse | 11:40 pm |

    At 95% bumbac that doesn’t leave much coverage up front.

  34. EffEff | 1:12 pm |

    Last time in Sweden, I had my clothes tvmbie dried.

  35. EffEff | 1:13 pm |

    Bumbac and tumfront?

  36. Comedienne | 12:16 pm |

    “The good news is that we were able to restore 95% of your bum… The bad news is that 5% of it is still lycra.”

  37. VonStierlitz | 9:37 am |

    Yo, these are rasta boxers, bieach !
    95 % bumbacloth !

  38. Perseus | 2:54 am |

    A BUMBAC and a LYCRA were sitting at a bar. What did the BUMBAC say to the LYCRA? “No waning, you low/ron bieach!”

  39. readyfreddie | 9:52 am |

    Low,ron! Let Harry take over!

  40. Nix | 9:23 am |


  41. asha | 8:13 pm |

    Go easy on the ron

  42. Jay | 7:29 pm |

    Instead of washing, I will take it to the cry cleaners.

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