U can tell I’m nervous when I’m waning my hands…

posted on 21 Jul 2011 in Chinglish, Clothing

I said no waning, bieach!


Photo courtesy of Ana Maria Nitu.
Tag on boxers made in China.

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  1. Eduard | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Seriously, I wonder how many know that the word bumbac is cotton in Romanian.
    The strangest thing is that ron is the Romanian currency….
    We Romanians take no credit or responsibility for the bieches and the tvmbling, though, but we DO like those two combined, if you know what I mean….. huh ?! (blink)……

  2. faulty wiring | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    What to do? I need my bumbac nice & clean but it’s waning and I can’t use tvmbie drier? Better call Low Ron or his Bieach

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Maybe they’ll allow me to go to the bieach after I wash my hands?

  4. Algernon | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Does Bieach mean no hanging the washing on the mountain

  5. FatKenney | 4:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Available in biack and navy biue.

  6. FatKenney | 4:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    These are from boxers? What a great add slogan: “Get your bum back in bumbac.”

  7. SF | 4:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Low/ron is what you do when you can’t High/ron.

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ‘Hey, Ron… where is Tvmbie?’
    ‘Ah, that bieach… I’m sure she’s with Bumbac somewhere right now.’

  9. jjhitt | 5:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Written by Low Ron Hubbub founder of the Church of Bumbacology

  10. Tong | 5:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Honey, give me a few days. I promise, as soon as I figure it out how to do it, I will get it done.

  11. Brian | 6:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Bieach! I told you we were running low on Ron! Now why the hell did you not get more some more Ron!?!? I’m fennin to raise up on a Bieach!

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Can I hair wash?

  13. Kitsune | 7:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Low/Ron, is that what the L in L. Ron Hubbard stands for?

  14. Blac Kat | 8:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The fact that this is from boxers makes it that much more disturbing.

  15. jjhitt | 8:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    When I was a little bitty baby, my Momma’d rock me in the cradle,
    In them ol’ Bumbac feilds back home….

  16. Tom P. | 9:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Do you realize how many Bumbacs had to die to make that garment?
    Save the Bumbac!

  17. demondude777 | 9:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Wow, do I feel sorrt for the homless person that had to have his back skinned so that i could wear this shirt…..

  18. GwydionM | 11:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s a Were-Garment, check the phase of the moon before washing

  19. CoolTapes | 1:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I hand washed my BUMBAC at the bieach.

  20. DragonLady | 1:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Give me my bum back, you lo bieach!!!

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 2:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If I can not bieach then I will inside!

  22. laowaidui | 4:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I got 95 Bumbacs but a bieach aint one…

  23. Cecily | 5:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @GwydionM: Perhaps it’s a waning moon?

  24. J | 6:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Whatever the directions, I’m not buying boxers that I have to hand wash then dry in the open air.

  25. Bridget | 6:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Written by a total low/ron.

  26. Powerful Entity | 7:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Take that bieach!

  27. d17nk | 7:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Bieach, don’t make me tvmbie you, now go hand wash my bumbac

  28. Bill Gates | 11:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In the 80s, I had a shirt that was 100% bomuld. Turns out to be Danish for cotton. Here’s to more decades of Engrish!

  29. Bill Gates | 11:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Thanks jjhitt for the shoutout to Huddy Leadbetter.

    Oh, when those bumbac ball get rotten
    You can’t pick very much bumbac
    In them old bumbac fields back home
    It was back in Louisiana
    Just about a mile from Texarkana
    In them old bumbac fields back home

  30. Eccekio | 11:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You are not allowed to get a biatch to wash this for you.

  31. Pete | 6:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No no no…it’s REALLY saying “Wear these boxers, you’ll develop a bum back.” You know what they say. “Life’s a bieach and then you tvmbie.”

  32. YJ | 10:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Typed on keyboard with randomly installed keys.

  33. A Non-Y Mouse | 11:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    At 95% bumbac that doesn’t leave much coverage up front.

  34. EffEff | 1:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Last time in Sweden, I had my clothes tvmbie dried.

  35. EffEff | 1:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Bumbac and tumfront?

  36. Comedienne | 12:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “The good news is that we were able to restore 95% of your bum… The bad news is that 5% of it is still lycra.”

  37. VonStierlitz | 9:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yo, these are rasta boxers, bieach !
    95 % bumbacloth !

  38. Perseus | 2:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A BUMBAC and a LYCRA were sitting at a bar. What did the BUMBAC say to the LYCRA? “No waning, you low/ron bieach!”

  39. readyfreddie | 9:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Low,ron! Let Harry take over!

  40. Nix | 9:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ROFLMAO……………………..

  41. asha | 8:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Go easy on the ron

  42. Jay | 7:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Instead of washing, I will take it to the cry cleaners.

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