Wanna see my dream?

posted on 19 Jul 2011 in Clothing

Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber.
Spotted on Tokyo train.

26 captions

  1. Algernon | 4:19 am |

    So it’s not a gun in your pocket then.

  2. Chuck | 5:34 am |

    But the nightmare was instantaneous !

  3. Ben | 5:55 am |

    Some of Dr King’s less enthusiastic followers took a little longer to get on the bandwagon.

  4. SF | 6:15 am |

    If the dream lasts for more than four hours, call Dr Freud..

  5. DrLex | 6:20 am |

    … and then it was instantly killed by the alarm clock.

  6. faulty wiring | 6:46 am |

    But the sense of style has retreated exponentially

  7. Chris | 7:11 am |

    Hmm…I wonder what he’s compensating for.

  8. jjhitt | 7:11 am |

    This shirt is not something to be embarrassed about. It happens to lots of people on public transportation.

  9. Brian | 7:29 am |

    It’s been my experience that guys almost always exaggerate the actual size of their, ahem, “dreams”. As a general rule of thumb, whatever a guy claims the size of his, ahem, “dream” is, subtract about 2 inches off of that.

  10. Kitsune | 7:49 am |

    Does that mean it was a wet dream?

  11. FatKenney | 8:11 am |

    Sure, HIS dream keeps growing. His parents’ dream: that he will eventually move out of their basement, find gainful employment, and attract a member of the opposite sex, dies a little bit more with each passing day.

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:22 am |

    It’s because I’ve grown up gradually as well.

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:35 am |

    … up.

  14. Tom P. | 2:18 pm |

    The shirt-reading public has gradually lost interest.

  15. Tom P. | 2:20 pm |

    …because the reality has gradually shrunk.

  16. DragonLady | 2:57 pm |

    My dream grew faster that your dream, nyahnyah.

  17. Michael | 6:45 pm |

    Dare to dream… slowly.

  18. esosiquees | 8:39 pm |

    stop daydreaming on the train

  19. Tokyo Joe | 5:34 am |

    …so bizarre that here I am, a 52-year-old German housewife in Berlin, riding on a train somewhere in Japan, in a young man’s body, lusting after that young thing that just got on. Problem is I can’t tell if that’s a “he” or a “she.” So what’s WITH Japanese youth these days!?

    Please, somebody pinch me!

  20. Sunny | 6:43 am |

    Well, the universe IS expanding…

  21. KB | 11:33 am |

    Don’t want the dream to grow too fast. It might hurt someone.

  22. J | 7:38 pm |

    “I can haz a dream?”

    I know its stupid but had to do it.

  23. iLock | 6:02 pm |

    It’s a level three dream… It’s called engrishception!!

  24. Perseus | 2:49 am |

    Some of Obama’s Japanese faithful are still holding on.

  25. Tad | 1:15 pm |

    A more conservative interpretation of Dr. King.

  26. Myself | 2:24 pm |

    Ewww, gross!

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