You should see what they do to joggers

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   faulty wiring | 4:13 am |  Vote: 25   0  

   Welcome to the S&M bicycle club.

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   Seventy2rd o clock | 4:14 am |  Vote: 6   4  

   WARNING: In case you are a peddler who might actually enjoy being clamped down, we’ll immediately release you!

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   Algernon | 4:25 am |  Vote: 6   0  

   Or tied to a tree

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   Seventy2rd o clock | 4:31 am |  Vote: 3   2  

   It might actually mean, only non-peddling violators will be clamped down.

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   Seventy2rd o clock | 4:33 am |  Vote: 3   4  

   @Algernon: To a checkout tree

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   coffeebot | 4:51 am |  Vote: 18   0  

   skateboarders will be waterboarded

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   Zakorath, the soulless one | 5:09 am |  Vote: 7   0  

   We’re clamping down on crime in this town!

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   FatKenney | 5:20 am |  Vote: 16   0  

   …per order of the vice squad.

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   FatKenney | 5:22 am |  Vote: 6   1  

   For loitering we’ll just screw your pelvis to the coffee table.

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    DrLex | 5:32 am |  Vote: 5   0  

    Seems like this is their second attempt at a translation. I wonder what was originally underneath that sticker.

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    Aspirety | 5:59 am |  Vote: 1   0  

    NOT THE CLAMPS! D:

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    Seventy2rd o clock | 6:11 am |  Vote: 2   3  

    But if you’re only a violator, we’ll serve you a DO DO Coffee and give you a chance to try again!

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    Chuck | 6:51 am |  Vote: 5   2  

    Don’t clamp my style !

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    Kitsune | 7:00 am |  Vote: 5   0  

    Some violators like being clamped down.

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    Eccekio | 8:04 am |  Vote: 4   0  

    And ther female officers will crack-down on all men wearing skimpy swimsuits.

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    emily | 8:11 am |  Vote: 2   0  

    …… or hung up!

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    Eccekio | 8:13 am |  Vote: 4   0  

    They’re peddling like hell by the trackside,
    Really setting their muscles alight,
    Awaiting the police to provide,
    A clamp-down on a velocipedite.

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    Seventy2rd o clock | 8:34 am |  Vote: 4   4  

    And they will be eaten by Leopards, Tigers and other Mac OS.

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    Tim | 10:30 am |  Vote: 2   0  

    …When we’re working for the clampdown
    We will teach our twisted speech
    To the young believers
    We will train our blue-eyed men
    To be young believers….
    “Clampdown” – The Clash

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    Mike | 12:43 pm |  Vote: 1   0  

    “Gonna Get the CLAMPS!” – Clamps, Futurama

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    Silly Uncle Willy | 1:18 pm |  Vote: 0   1  

    Clamped by Jed Clampet. (You young-uns probably don’t have the faintest idea who I’m talking about).

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    RT | 3:07 pm |  Vote: 2   0  

    screw the tour de france. i wanna see the tour of taiwan.

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    d17nk | 5:52 pm |  Vote: 1   0  

    hmmm…. should I become the violator or the violated?

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    Stefn777 | 10:45 am |  Vote: 2   0  

    Cadel Evans: “Don’t clamp me, bro! Don’t clamp me!”

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    Perseus | 3:02 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    If you weren’t interested in peddling before, you sure are now.

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    Sean | 3:49 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    i enjoy a clamp every now and then

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