Aww, come here you old port

posted on 30 Aug 2011 in Computer

Because single ports need loving too…

Photo courtesy of Ashley Shea.

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  1. iLock | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    This port looks like it’s feeling blue, I think it needs a hug.

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It certainly feels huggy

  3. jjhitt | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    “USB Device Not Recognized”
    (Not tonight, I’ve got a headache.)

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In case of advanced feelings please use a condom (sold separately).

  5. Algernon | 4:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Wrap your arms around me.

  6. DrLex | 4:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is it a high-speed hug?

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    USB = Ultra Sensual Body

  8. xila31 | 5:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You should always worry when he offers you a “four port hug.”

  9. kapow | 5:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    so many holes, so little time

  10. Ben | 6:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “User friendly” has gone too far.

  11. Big Fat Cat | 6:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    After that, comes the hard-driving

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And our longer cables produce better feelings.

  13. Classic Steve | 7:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Jealous of the Companion Cube?

  14. Kitsune | 8:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    My computer is feeling low I think it needs a 4 port hug.

  15. Michael | 9:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Give that USB some TLC!

  16. Commenter | 9:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Obviously not a free hug.

  17. Peter Chan | 11:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    To match the 4Gb DDR3 SD-RIM ??

  18. RT | 2:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    you were staring at the newer usb 2.0 hub in the electronics store weren’t you? am i not fast enough for you? *cries*

  19. Eccekio | 3:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That would be like being hugged by an octopus.

  20. Chuck | 5:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Even before computers, a sailor would have a girl ( HUG ) in every port. And they wouldn’t necessarily stop at four !!

  21. Eccekio | 11:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    After 4 bottles of Por, I don’t need a hug.

  22. Eccekio | 11:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    After 4 bottles of Port, I don’t need a hug.

  23. Eccekio | 4:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Chuck. A sailor friend of mine found, that rather than having a girl in every port, he had more success, by getting a little port into every girl.

  24. Eccekio | 7:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ♫Hud hud me do o♪

  25. mickeygreeneyes | 7:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And then after the hug, apply that blue thing to the correct body part and you’ll have a party right there!

  26. emily | 8:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    An electronic hug is devoid of feeling, no matter how many ports there are ……

  27. emily | 8:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Buy one and you get a 2 port kiss for free …..

  28. Sarah | 11:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Finally, recognition that “team building” and “Group hug” are interchangeable expressions at work!

  29. coffeebot | 7:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ted Kaczinski wouldn’t like this

  30. Bea | 5:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ah, ruv.

  31. Aglovale1 | 9:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Show me where the usb hugged you.

  32. Aglovale1 | 9:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is that considered first dbase?

  33. GP | 12:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Now you have an emotional connection with your PC

  34. Silverwolf | 10:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    As long as it’s just a hug. I’m not ready to stick my one in its zero.

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