Did he just forcibly pick you up?

posted on 10 Aug 2011 in Signs

Photo courtesy of Kevin Batdorf.
Found in men’s room of a dance club in Tokyo.

28 captions

  1. Algernon | 4:05 am |

    You can lay me down gently of you like

  2. Big Fat Cat | 4:14 am |

    Here at the dance club, men are only allowed to lay low on the floor.

  3. jjhitt | 4:22 am |

    “Do the leave here.” — At last, the perfect reply to “Do the needful.”

  4. DrLex | 4:44 am |

    Enter the complaint
    Do not smoke in the dance floor
    Refuse all entrance.

  5. xila31 | 6:02 am |

    Only women may stand on the main floor. The rest of you must hover.

  6. Chuck | 6:03 am |

    Do not assume to make some sense.

  7. Ben | 6:10 am |

    For the negotiable pick up act, meet me in the alley in five minutes.

  8. jjhitt | 6:14 am |

    “Woman’s customer will refuse all entrance.” — Story of my life.

  9. kapow | 7:07 am |

    “…I wonder if you know how we live in Tokyo…”

  10. Chris | 7:47 am |

    “Are you sure this is the MEN’S room?”

  11. demondude777 | 8:37 am |

    Sorry, sir, we can’t serve you. Didn’t you read the rule to refrain for man customers?

  12. GwydionM | 11:54 am |

    Do the ‘leave here’ – the dance of the fure!

  13. Tom P. | 12:26 pm |

    It discovers it once, or it gets the hose.

  14. Darth Na'vi | 1:40 pm |

    Wish I could see the entire sign! Wonder what sign is in the ladies room!

  15. Tim Wittman | 2:08 pm |

    Only women have the balance to standing stand. (Most importantly, why is there a big, red circle with a line through it with NOTHING in it? Is that existential?)

  16. DragonLady | 2:15 pm |

    say wha?

  17. faulty wiring | 9:03 pm |

    Is there anywhere DSK hasn’t been?

  18. Eccekio | 12:46 am |

    I have always found the floor to be a very good place for women.

  19. Lora | 10:05 am |

    Smoking ON the dance floor, however, is perfectly acceptable.

  20. Josh | 6:51 pm |

    We need anti-smoking laws throughout the world- those smokers just love to assume to make some.

  21. Smegma | 1:59 am |

    Hey, it was only an act..

  22. jorge | 1:11 pm |

    all forcible pickups Outside, please.

  23. The Swimming Beard Knows | 2:50 am |

    Of course the woman’s customer will refuse all entrance if ya try a forcible pick up act… ya need to be romontic, brush your teeth after supper, and stop slavbering all over them first, then the legs will separate naturally.

  24. malkatz | 1:34 am |

    So… is this a lesbian bar, or what?

  25. coffeebot | 6:51 am |

    oh ya it’s radies nite

  26. Julie | 4:29 am |

    Please understand the following contents – dang it! We did the best we could. Why did you come here if you can’t read Engrish?

  27. Juan! | 6:58 pm |

    No matter how nicely you ask it, I’m having a hard time understanding your contents :(

  28. Sean | 4:01 pm |

    arent the standing stands for men?

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