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   Seventy2rd o clock | 4:10 am |  Vote: 8   1  

   Lindsay Lohan vs. Kasparov, perhaps?

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   DrLex | 4:28 am |  Vote: 11   1  

   There has been a proliferation of celebrities lately. Where’s my chainsaw?

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   Jay | 4:45 am |  Vote: 8   1  

   If Norman Fell in the forest, would he make a sound?

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   Algernon | 4:48 am |  Vote: 1   0  

   Look behind the sign

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   Chuck | 5:46 am |  Vote: 5   2  

   Woody Harrelson to Queen-Bishop four.

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   Tea Egg | 6:58 am |  Vote: 2   0  

   Actually, the translation is accurate.

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   FatKenney | 7:05 am |  Vote: 22   1  

   Celebrity forest – a cheap knockoff of the Holly woods.

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   FatKenney | 7:09 am |  Vote: 2   1  

   Hansel and Gretel wandered through the celebrity forest. Then, in a clearing, they came to Roseann Barr’s house made of gingerbread.

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   Seventy2rd o clock | 7:28 am |  Vote: 4   2  

   Great material for a chessy horror movie.

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    faulty wiring | 8:17 am |  Vote: 1   1  

    The only thing more nauseating than Deep Forrest

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    faulty wiring | 8:23 am |  Vote: 1   1  

    This explains all the celebrity pawn!

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    Big Fat Cat | 8:37 am |  Vote: 2   0  

    I like the chest game better.

13. 

    Jellychop | 9:11 am |  Vote: 9   1  

    Home of the sappiest sitcoms and most wooden performances.

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    Classic Steve | 9:13 am |  Vote: 5   1  

    With my luck, it’ll be Ed Wood.

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    xila31 | 9:28 am |  Vote: 6   1  

    It’s hard to see the forest for the paparazzi.

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    Darth Na'vi | 1:42 pm |  Vote: 1   1  

    If it is a “Celebrity Forest” (and that’s what the kanji says), who is Zhenlong Chess? And what’s his game?

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    Eccekio | 2:02 pm |  Vote: 6   1  

    I had dinner with Zhenlong once. Unfortunately the restaurant had a checked tablecloth. It took him twenty minutes to pass the salt.

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    Eccekio | 2:03 pm |  Vote: 1   1  

    Is that your game in your pocket. Or are you packin? (Mae Ling)

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    RT | 5:09 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    “you must defeat sheng long to stand a chance.”

    zhen long, on the other hand… umm, good luck with that.

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    mickeygreeneyes | 8:12 pm |  Vote: 1   1  

    The only forest that gives autographs.

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    Seventy2rd o clock | 12:32 am |  Vote: 1   1  

    Other people, including me, live in a vast area of Peasant Shrubbery. But… hey, where’s my Queen …?

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    jjhitt | 7:04 am |  Vote: 2   2  

    “Run, Forest! Run!”

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    Eccekio | 8:44 am |  Vote: 0   2  

    Zhenlongs’s game, is sneaking up on celebritys in the forest, and giving them a BIG surprise.
    DON’T BEND OVER TO SMELL THE FLOWERS.

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    Tea Egg | 9:03 am |  Vote: 1   1  

    I would assume chess game refers to a location that has a monumental board set up for Chinese chess where tourists can take pictures and whatnot.

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    J | 2:54 pm |  Vote: 1   1  

    Forest Whitaker?

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    diamonddove | 11:46 pm |  Vote: 1   1  

    I’ve been wondering what became of Edward Woodward…

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    coffeebot | 6:35 am |  Vote: 2   1  

    …and on your left, Marla Maples

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    Aglovale1 | 10:18 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    “Don’t move until you tree it.”

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    Aglovale1 | 10:20 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Zhenlong always wins, he always sees tree moves ahead.

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    Silverwolf | 10:57 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    In the Matt Damon vs. Tom Hanks match, it took an hour at least for each to make a move…having to uproot their pieces and all.

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