Moralphyll

posted on 18 Aug 2011 in Chinglish

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Sign found in China.

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  1. faulty wiring | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 34  Subtract rating 1  

    …they are all pansies

  2. JohnZ | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 3  

    Well, then I guess I love stomping on your morals!

  3. jjhitt | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 21  Subtract rating 5  

    …because of monkeys.

  4. Big Fat Cat | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 4  

    flowers are colorful because they are poisonous and immoral

  5. Algernon | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 3  

    of other things.

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 20  Subtract rating 1  

    Definitely just because

  7. Algernon | 4:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 3  

    of fish

  8. DrLex | 4:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 25  Subtract rating 0  

    Tender fragrant morals, how hardhearted to trample them.

  9. FatKenney | 5:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 26  Subtract rating 0  

    Please keep off the morality.

  10. xila31 | 5:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 1  

    This weeks sermon: harlot flowers and their evil sins of color.

  11. Jellychop | 6:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 1  

    Just what the world needs, preachy botanists.

  12. Jay | 6:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    Flowers are colorful because of the Paul Lynde Nation.

  13. Ben | 6:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    I thought grass was greener over the septic tank? Guess our morals are in the sewer.

  14. Michael | 6:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Courtesy of the sanctimonious gardener with ADD

  15. Kitsune | 7:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I thought it wasn’t easy being green for entirely different reasons.

  16. jjhitt | 8:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    GRASS: The Original Moral Majority.

  17. demondude777 | 8:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Do they really need a reason???!!!

  18. Peter Chan | 8:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 2  

    Hoho . . . the most bowelful country in the world will remain disrespected simply because.

  19. Lora | 8:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    Flowers are colorful because they are really the dirty, sinful sex organs of other plants! Lord have mercy upon their souls as they pollinate with non-plants beings such as bees and hummingbirds! Species impurity is a SIN!!! Come again next Sunday, pure sweet grass, to hear the second part of my sermon, “Temptations of the Petals”.

  20. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    … because they don’t know the difference between right and wrong.

  21. emily | 9:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Only the immoral will trample on morality. So, keep off the grass!

  22. GwydionM | 10:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Immoral grass is usually blue. (Virtue can be its own reward.)

  23. Stopchicks | 10:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 27  Subtract rating 0  

    Grass is green because of morals
    Flowers are colorful because of florals

  24. David R | 12:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Roses are red, violets are blue, if I were to write a song, I’d wr

  25. Darth Na'vi | 1:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    What is it with grass?

  26. DragonLady | 2:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    But Officer Krupke, this grass we’re smoking is green, & thus moral. And these poppies we’re, er, never mind.

  27. Eccekio | 3:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 4  

    Because of Bondage and S & M.

  28. A Non-Y Mouse | 5:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    … just because.

  29. amy hunt | 6:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    …because because because because BECAUSE- because of the wonderful things it does(doodly-doodly-doo)!

  30. RT | 6:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    and here, the grass is parched brown because my soul is dead *cuddles up and cries in corner of room*

  31. iLock | 9:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @Stopchicks – What I was gonna say, you bet me! Haha
    also was gonna say what A Non-Y Mouse said…

  32. YYD | 8:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    It should read: “grass is green for the virtuous; flowers are red for the good.”

  33. YJ | 9:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I painted them.

  34. J | 12:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    ….it just is. OKAY!?!

  35. Lord Pengwyn | 3:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So THAT’s why it’s green!!!

  36. coffeebot | 6:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Loses are led
    grass is green
    flowers are colorful
    you know what I mean

  37. andreas G | 3:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    just BECAUSE, OK? You got a problem with that?

  38. Melissa | 4:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    WE SHALL NEVER KNOW!!

  39. Aglovale1 | 10:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You see how colorful those flowers are? It’ because the grass has a high moral content.

  40. Biff the Understudy | 2:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The sign printer met with a mysterious fate before he could reveal a thing that MAN WAS NOT MEANT TO KNOW.

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