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posted on 9 Aug 2011 in Drinks, Engrish from Other Countries

It was either this or the ice coffin…


Photo courtesy of Burt Blackburn.
Found at breakfast buffet in Bangkok hotel.
(Juice was actually guava juice)

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  1. Eduard | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Now with a ghostly-shaped foam to remind you of the deceased…..

  2. jjhitt | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 1  

    Can I have the Not So Serious juice instead?

  3. Tong | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Only the freshest newly buried body used.

  4. Eccekio | 4:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Not to be taken lightly.

  5. Eccekio | 4:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    SKOAL!!

  6. Jazzy | 4:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Nothing like a “cool one” in the morning!

  7. jjhitt | 5:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 24  Subtract rating 0  

    ♫ The best part of waking up, is Grandma in your cup…♫

  8. jjhitt | 5:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    “We are here at Bangkok Buffet, where we’ve secretly replaced the fine juice they usually serve with detestable liquified putrescence. Let’s see if anyone can tell the difference!”

  9. Algernon | 5:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    For those standing up

  10. Big Fat Cat | 5:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Solemn Green is real!

  11. xila31 | 6:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    Goes great with braaaiiinnns.

  12. Ben | 6:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Perfect for waking up… or just a wake.

  13. Kitsune | 6:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I seem to recall you collected that stuff when fighting the undead in Ragnarok Online.

  14. Kitsune | 6:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Okay, I would have thought that it’s actually supposed to say “grape juice”
    But I’ve never seen grape juice that’s slimy green

  15. jjhitt | 7:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    “Grave juice, Madge?”
    “You’re soaking in it.”

  16. kapow | 7:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    Fresh from the coroner’s office!

  17. FatKenney | 8:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I think it must have tequila in it because I found a worm at the bottom of my glass.

  18. emily | 9:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    For guests who prefer cocktail, may we recommend the Molotov cocktail…..

  19. demondude777 | 9:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Fuel for that inner zombie!!!!

  20. RT | 3:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    will cost you an arm and a leg.

  21. Michael | 4:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Cocktails from the Crypt!

  22. Someone | 5:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    It definitely has a fitting color!

  23. mickeygreeneyes | 6:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll just have a small glass of Tang, thanks.

  24. J | 12:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Marketing slogan ‘You’ll drink your self to death!’

  25. phoenixx | 1:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    official drink of the undertaker

  26. Anon | 7:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Could I please have some Formaldehyde with it?

  27. Aglovale1 | 11:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Does this grave juice look spoiled to you?

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