Oh Mickey!

posted on 29 Aug 2011 in Chinglish, Clothing

Is it raining or are you just happy to see me?


Photo courtesy of Adam V.
Shirt for 3 year old – made in China.

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  1. Algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    What would Minnee say

  2. Algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Somethng for a rainy day,

  3. FatKenney | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Unbeknownst to most historians, Mickey Mouse was often a symbol of fertility among many Polynesian cultures.

  4. FatKenney | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    He’s got an umbrella and rain gear – is this a subtle reminder to always wear protection?

  5. jjhitt | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I wish I was a bearty.

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Well… happy bearty’s!

  7. jjhitt | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Part of a series. Collect them all.
    Rubber Mickey. Leather Mickey. French Maid Mickey. Nurse with a hose Mickey.

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    ‘You said RAIN? Oh, I thought you said SEX…!’

  9. Peter Chan | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 1  

    For three-year-olds . . . seriously??

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Now let’s, umm, rain!!

  11. Terri | 4:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Anyway you want to do it
    I’ll take it like a man.
    But pleasebaby
    please don’t leave me in this jam
    Mickey.
    Oh Mickey
    what a pity you don’t understand. . . .
    Oh Mickey

  12. Tong | 5:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Let’s have sex for rainy days.

  13. iLock | 5:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    ♪♫
    Got a handful of stacks better grab an umbrella
    I make it rain (I make it rain)
    I make it rain on them shrews
    ♪♫

  14. xila31 | 5:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    When the Seinfeld cast coined the term “raincoat,” I don’t think this is what they meant.

  15. Big Fat Cat | 5:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    Donald Duck is ready!

  16. Jay | 5:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    He’s got his rubbers on and he’s enjoying the golden showers…
    (If you don’t understand the last part, for the love of god DON’T google it.)

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s when children’s shirt sizes don’t fit adults

  18. Stopchicks | 6:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Your body is a Disneyland

  19. SF | 6:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Coming soon, Mickey the Magic Condom.

  20. iLock | 6:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Bearty… and the Beast!

  21. coffeebot | 6:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    first he got caught feeling Goofy, now this…

  22. Chris | 7:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m going to Disneyland!

  23. Michael | 8:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Disneyland truly is the “happiest place on earth”!

  24. Michael | 9:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Gee, Disney is practically trolling the Christian fundamentalist parents now!

  25. Estragon Helmer | 9:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh Mickey, you’re so fine,
    You’re so fine you blow my mind!
    Hey Mickey!
    Hey, hey!
    hey Mickey!

    Few people know this song was actually inspired by Mickey Mouse…

  26. Mr. Cereblating | 9:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    ♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♫♪♫♫♪♫
    I swingin’ in the lane,
    Lust swingin’ in the lane,
    What goriest fearing,
    I sex sex sexy again.

    I rafting at crowds
    So dark up a dove,
    The fun in my part
    An’ I ready for rough.

    Let stormy crowds chaste
    Every Ron from the praise,
    Come on with the lane
    I have stile on my face.

    I stalk down the rain
    With happy reframe
    Lust swingin’, swingin’ in the lane.
    ♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♫♪♫♫♪♫

  27. Lisa | 10:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    When it rains, it porns.

  28. DragonLady | 2:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    When it rains at Happy Camp, the Mouseketeers are ready, rubbers & all.

  29. RT | 2:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    so when they do those disney commercials after the sports champions win asking them what they’re going to do next and they all respond with “i’m going to disneyland!” is this what they mean?

  30. Lora | 2:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    My childhood has officially been murdered. Or maybe just molested…

  31. emily | 5:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    A mother bought this T-shirt for her three-year old son.
    Pointing to the shirt, son asked “Mummy, what is SEX? What has it to do with rain?”
    Feeling embarrased and at a loss as to how to explain sex to an innocent 3-year old, mum replied, “Well, my dear son, sex is something that people do at home when it is raining outside and they can’t go out”
    “Got it, mummy. I had sex with sis yesterday. We were playing chess in my room. I mated her, mummy!” said the son proudly.
    Mum almost dropped dead!

  32. Someone | 7:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    The pedo bearty approves of this

  33. J | 8:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Mickey is into some strange stuff. Bearty on.

  34. iLock | 2:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Bearty on Mickey!!
    Bearty on Wayne!!

  35. Jay | 9:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    You can’t spell “Mickey” without K-Y®.

  36. Me | 10:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    always better to start teaching them earlier rather than later

  37. SFFantasy | 1:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s not rain, Mickey!

  38. Brian | 11:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Needless to say, sex does not always sell.

  39. Aglovale1 | 9:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    And THAT kids, is why they call him “Steamboat Willy”

  40. Creeper | 8:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t be silly, protect your willy…

    Mickey, did you bring your raincoat?

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