Oh yeah, she’ll fit the bill…

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   jjhitt | 4:03 am |  Vote: 36   1  

   Hey, Babe. Want to scan my bar code?

2. 

   JohnZ | 4:10 am |  Vote: 3   3  

   “If you are not satisfied with the product, we give you back your money!”
   Oh, hell, I’m never 100% satisfied in this matter.

3. 

   kapow | 4:15 am |  Vote: 10   3  

   (place hands in pants and say in a Borat accent)

   “How much?”

4. 

   DrLex | 4:19 am |  Vote: 4   3  

   Can I get a discount if I take two at the same time?

5. 

   Algernon | 4:23 am |  Vote: 26   0  

   Must be Hooters

6. 

   FatKenney | 5:25 am |  Vote: 15   1  

   …and while you’re at it flirt with the awkward boy stocking the shelves.

7. 

   coffeebot | 6:00 am |  Vote: 7   0  

   I ordered a tomato and got two!

8. 

   Ben | 6:20 am |  Vote: 15   1  

   … just not forcibly and not on the dance floor.

9. 

   Tong | 6:42 am |  Vote: 11   1  

   Yeah, she is hot! I’d like to scan her for a change.

10. 

    d17nk | 6:53 am |  Vote: 6   2  

    and please check in at our hotel afterwards

11. 

    Chris | 6:57 am |  Vote: 9   0  

    Hey, nice moneymaker!

12. 

    demondude777 | 9:59 am |  Vote: 17   0  

    Oh no, not again! I already got slapped by my wife for checking out the hostess! The restaurant uis going to be the death of me!

13. 

    Chuck | 10:10 am |  Vote: 10   0  

    Mrs Poon you’ve got a lovely daughter !

    (In a Manchester accent, of course.)

14. 

    GwydionM | 10:13 am |  Vote: 24   0  

    Sorry sir, we are closed. Someone checked out our only cashier, and then the dish ran away with the spoon.

15. 

    Cons19 | 10:14 am |  Vote: 12   0  

    You didn’t have to say please.

16. 

    Kitsune | 1:52 pm |  Vote: 10   0  

    I’ll do that after I take advantage of the Chamber maid.

17. 

    RT | 2:54 pm |  Vote: 5   0  

    i think someone’s getting desperate to have kids

18. 

    Michael | 3:12 pm |  Vote: 3   3  

    …If you are enjoying service, give her your tip.

19. 

    Eccekio | 3:18 pm |  Vote: 7   0  

    However. Groping her is frowned upon.

20. 

    mickeygreeneyes | 8:17 pm |  Vote: 4   1  

    Dude! I’m on it!

21. 

    Olivia | 9:59 pm |  Vote: 3   1  

    …and make sure pay her thoroughly. Thank you to money and respect.

22. 

    jorge | 12:23 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    I prefer self-checkout

23. 

    Snufkin | 4:38 pm |  Vote: 5   0  

    On the other side:

    “Your lucky numbers are 8-6-7-5-3-0-9″

24. 

    phoenixx | 1:51 am |  Vote: 1   0  

    remember cashier is due back in 2 weeks, then you can check out a new edition.

25. 

    FatKenney | 4:45 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    @Snufkin: +3 bonus points for working in a Tommy Twotone reference.

26. 

    Seventy2rd o clock | 2:43 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Before or after the checkout?

27. 

    coffeebot | 6:49 am |  Vote: 1   0  

    i’ll have the melons

28. 

    kmsgameboy | 7:04 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Don’t mind if I do!

29. 

    Julie | 4:24 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    She’s really a nice girl but she isn’t getting any younger, if you know what I mean, and neither are you?

30. 

    Aglovale1 | 11:00 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    She deserves a good tip.

31. 

    Aglovale1 | 11:02 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Bill at a chinese Hooters.

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