Policy at TIT Tower

posted on 17 Aug 2011 in Engrish from Other Countries, Instructions

Photo courtesy of FB.
Found in Thailand.

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  1. Algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Its all busom to me.

  2. FatKenney | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “Sorry ma’am, but you’ll have to get those checked up front at the T.I.T. department. It’s policy.”

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I guess TITs are not prohibited?

  4. FatKenney | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Floor DD please.”

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    TIT Tower – it’s a similar situation as in Fawlty Towers:
    ”Wir hab Meat hier in ZeeBuilding!”

  6. jjhitt | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    There’s a lot of in-out at the T.I.T. Department.

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    ”Hello, I brought a lion, two large dogs, five cats, a parrot and a box of rats into the building, so I was wondering if I can punish fine penalty of 2000 Bath? With hot water if possible, please.”

  8. faulty wiring | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Seems like an awful lot of rules for a girly bar…

  9. jjhitt | 4:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s very important to be up-front with the T.I.T Department.

  10. JohnZ | 4:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So I should get permission from TIT… will me dear Dick help me with that?

  11. DrLex | 4:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Due to the norcotic Due to the norcotic we slipped in your drink, reading these rules may bluster annoy and trouble you.

  12. Salome | 5:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The maximum length of lease for resident inside T.I.T. Tower is 9 months.

  13. jjhitt | 5:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If these are apartments, then they must be flat T.I.T.s.

  14. jjhitt | 5:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    T.I.T. Tower, the place to go for a room with a view.

  15. jjhitt | 5:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In case of morability…. well….. tough titty, dude.

  16. Someone | 6:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    No pool parties in a TIT tower? What kind of madness is this?

  17. Chuck | 7:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I feel utterly utterly violated violated.

  18. Chris | 7:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Ooh, I’ve violated ALL the rules! Punish me, punish me! I’ve been soooooo bad….

  19. Kitsune | 7:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    TIT Titans GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  20. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Zen #1: Outsider in-out inside Building?
    Zen #2: When ever Building!

  21. Tom P. | 9:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Taking too many norcotics leads to morability.

  22. GwydionM | 10:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    May I bluster and partially violate?

    I do see the logic of forbidding people to eat or drink while in the pool. (But you can hold parties there: only pool-SIDE parties are banned.)

  23. Chris | 11:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Think they’re overusing the word “TIT?”

  24. Chuck | 12:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Dog Chapman : Please observe Rules #8 and #14.

    @Beth Chapman: Please observe all TIT rules.

  25. Tim Wittman | 1:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Tower utterly!

  26. DragonLady | 2:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Tits aside, this must be the Thai HQ of the famous IN&OUT Burger.

  27. RT | 2:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    #3: into kinky things are we?

  28. Darth Na'vi | 3:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Darn. For I moment I thought this would be for the “Tokyo Institute of Technology”, a highly respected university here…always wanted their sweatshirt!

  29. Lord Pengwyn | 5:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    In, out, in, out, WHAT’s IT GONNA BE !?!

  30. Pete | 7:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Just ONE tower? Not TWIN towers???
    Not sure whether to feel curious & intrigued, or repelled….

  31. mickeygreeneyes | 8:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Huh?

  32. mickeygreeneyes | 8:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In-out! Let’s get crackin’. (Let’s see if anybody gets this one.)

  33. YJ | 8:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Great examples for grammar text book.

  34. Me | 12:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “Seize bail bond?” Seems like these are working girls who misbehave and are being punished. What a nice judicial system!

  35. fifi | 12:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    *remark*

  36. Guy | 5:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You know what happens when you violate the policy, right? It’s perpetually T.I.T. for T.A.T.

  37. guag | 2:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Violate have to on trial judicial and seize bail bond”

    now what exactly gives them the right to keep me from getting bailed out of jail through a bail bondsman?

  38. coffeebot | 6:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I heard you like violate so I put some violate in your violate!

  39. Nix | 8:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Brilliant Idea: TO BE INCLUDED IN ALL MY WORK CONTRACTS: “There are increased for the Special cost as Working Overtime”

  40. Dervrak | 12:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You may not bluster, annoy, or trouble others…

    But cajoling, intimidating and aggravating are still permitted… as long as you never bluster. Bluster will result in punish.

  41. Silverwolf | 11:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Okay, already, I get it! Don’t mess with the TIT!

  42. That Guy | 9:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    *insert me gusta face here*

  43. kyotzeta | 6:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Poor pool! First you won’t let it side party, and now no food or drink? But…it’s just not that deep!

  44. kyotzeta | 6:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @mickeygreeneyes ;p “Meet Tony and me at the gym at…10! And walk tall!”

  45. kyotzeta | 6:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “They say that life is TIT for TAT, and that’s the way I live. So I deserve a lot of TAT for what I’ve got to give!”

  46. Biff the Understudy | 2:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I thought it said “BALL bond” and thought “these guys don’t mess around”.

  47. Jerome | 9:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    But what does the place look like? Is it dome-shaped, with a reddish-pink spire on top that gets longer in cold weather?

  48. Jerome | 9:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Stay somewhere else, the building doesn’t want you to “liquor” by the poolside.

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