What a rocker combination!

Rock the rocker room with the rocker key and… let’s rock, baby!

How am I expected to rock adequately without fashion tattoos?

Rock the rocker room and drive your Rolls Royce into our swimming pool.

Please leave your tattoos in the cloak room.

Tattoos are forbidden… in a ROCKER room?!

Rockers wear no shoes! The rules are so strict.

It’s hard to unrock the rocker.

“Hey look, on the elliptical – is that Eddie Van Halen?”

2,100 en and I can’t smoke, eat, drink, dive, or wear tattoos? This place certainly does NOT rock.

No tattoos? Apparently they Yakuza aren’t very good rockers.

Please leave your tattoos at the front desk.

The Rocker Room is off the Robby.

No tattoos and no hurrabaroo.

yet another reason to feel bad about my rainbow unicorn tattoo.

rock the rocker to deter lobbery

Ok you win . . . Engrish rocks big time ^_^

excuse me. i can only “questionably rock” the rocker room. can you show me how to “certainly rock” the rocker room?

In an attempt to curb a recent wave of lobbery.

♫ C’mon feel the noise, girls lock your boys, we’ll get wild, wild wild…♫

♫ … we’ll get wird, wird wird…♫

Wierd. Or What

Can I dive at the front desk then?

We will not take responsibility for the robbery…also, we did not have sexual relations with that girl…..

In case of lobbery ling the led color bell light away.

Do not dive at the pool. Sneak up on it and grab it from behind. We gurantee you will get wet.

“Eating and drinking are limited to the specific area”
Ah yes! But where is the specific area?

Uhh…rock on?

Yeah, rock the rocker! Then rock the Casbah!

We will not take any responsibility for the robbery, so you’ll have to hold up that 7-11 yourself, dude!

“Can you tell me how to get to the specific area so I can eat? I’m starving..”

“The specific area is 50 square centimetres, and there are already two people standing in it eating there.. you will have to wait!”

When the rocker room’s a rockin’ don’t come a knockin’.

Do not dive at the pool, because it is very sensitive and doesn’t like to be mocked. Snorkelling at the pool will make it cry. Breaststroking at the pool will make it have a nervous breakdown.

All tattoos including fashion tattoos but excluding un-fashion tattoos of rat, compact disc or chaffinch are forbidden.

nice arriteration!

“Okaayyy… so I can’t dive ‘at’ the pool…. but I can dive IN the pool? No?”

so the Clash song was actually “Lock the Casbah”?

I left the key in the rock.

And if smorking in the rocker loom, no lesponsibilty will take for the lobbery, especiary if outdoor shoes in the vertical way walk.