Accidents prepared fresh, daily

posted on 3 Sep 2011 in Engrish from Other Countries

To prepare thirst, only drink qualified water.

Photo courtesy of Scott Severance.
Found in Korean motel.

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  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Our hotel is purely accidental.

  2. Algernon | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The water in the purifier has a degree in hydrology.

  3. iLock | 4:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t need to worry about drinking water, but… won’t I get thirsty?

  4. iLock | 4:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    If you prepare it, well it’s not really an accident is it then, Motel Queens?

  5. iLock | 4:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Motel Queens (AKA Queens Motel (just to confuse you)): Promoting insurance fraud for some reason since 1983.

  6. iLock | 4:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hi Mr. Welcome Message Sir.. I’m feeling some uncomfortable, I know you’re trying to be neater and that’s neat, you’re very easy to read with a neat clear font and all, but it just doesn’t feel like home…

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    CAUTION: In case of fire, please don’t do anything.

  8. DrLex | 5:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I has an uncomfortable when I read about accidents being prepared for me.

  9. Big Fat Cat | 5:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Motel Queer !?

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ”Hello, I want a single room with a double murder before breakfast. And a car crash to go.”

  11. FatKenney | 5:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Our staffs wash and inspect a container periodically. Will it be YOUR container? Could this be your lucky day? Or will you get amoebic dysentery from the drinking water? You’ll never know until you try.

  12. jjhitt | 5:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Motel Queens – We’ll leave the water on for you…

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    How can I feel any comfortable with all those accidents and clean?

  14. jjhitt | 5:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Motel Queens – for hypochondriac neat-freaks with OCD who like to prance around in gowns. — You’ve rented the room, now buy the video.

  15. Kitsune | 5:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ♫ You can check out any time you like ♫
    ♫ But you can never leave ♫

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Our ‘limited time’ offer:
    – Flu (w/o insurance)……………………………………………………………………$5
    – Chronical diseases (w/o insurance)………………………………………$50
    – Sudden death (w/o insurance)……………………………………………..$500
    – Coma (w/o insurance)………………………………………………………….$900
    – Earthquakes, tornadoes, floods etc (w/o insurance)…………$1500
    – End Of The World (with insurance but it doesn’t matter)….$50.000.000.000.000

    I strongly advise all guests to leave their valuable items and cash in unlocked rooms!

  17. garudamon11 | 6:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You dont have to worry about drinking water, we water you

  18. mickeygreeneyes | 7:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yes, out here in Queens near JFK port of air we welcome you to motel just homelike like home comfortably. We preparing accident for you maybe in parking lot, maybe on stairs just keep you guess. LOL!! So bring bandages and health card of many insurances. We possess fun here you too maybe, huh? :>)

  19. Eccekio | 10:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t want to be treated lik a Queen, like a prince will do just fine.

  20. Smegma | 10:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Welcome Message: Please enjoy staying in Queens Motel. You don’t have a choice.

    P.S. I hope you have good insurances, we do!

  21. Eccekio | 12:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We clean macine periodaclly.
    Yes! Whenever the cockroaches block up the outlet hole.
    Please bring Health Card of many illness insurances.

  22. DragonLady | 2:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Just be glad it’s not Brooklyn…OK, not the Bronx.

  23. Eccekio | 8:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    More children are caused by accident during thr Christmas period, than at sny other time.

  24. Seventy2rd o clock | 2:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Short menu of some more popular accidents and their consequences:

    The Queen Is Dead.
    Girlfriend In A Coma.
    The Boy With The Thorn In His Side.
    Heaven Knows I’m Miserable Now.
    Pretty Girls Make Graves.
    Unhappy Birthday.
    I know It’s Over.
    Cemetery Gates.
    Meat Is Murder.
    Panic.

    (The Smiths)

  25. Chuck | 8:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ….and there’s a stone in my shoe.

  26. Camy | 11:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m wondering what accident the staffs will prepare next year. The one from last year was great!

  27. Jonas | 9:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    My recommendation is that they don’t use Google Translator…

  28. girija | 12:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    drink only klean water or you make accidents

  29. Alexeu | 3:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hotel sounds nice

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