Couldn’t be helped

slippery when wet.

CAUTION: Please do not use urinals!!!

Might want to hose it down before waxing..just a thought

Just be careful of the puddles

You will be!

The 1nd and the 2rd floor should be waxed last!

After the floor, it will be the legs, chest, back and bikini line… I just can’t stop.

Incontinently must be crafty.

October is going to be a really crappy month.

In case of flood, please use the toilet.

I guess they really *can’t* tell the difference between it and shinola…..

Like we care at all . . .

”Hello, Reception? I think I spotted some men between urine on the second floor.”

Don’t be angry at dogs when they do their thing on the sidewalk. They’re just waxing.

It suddenly became clear why the floors needed to be waxed so often…

that explains the waxy yellow buildup

I have this problem on intercontinental flights.

…But we couldn’t care less about the inconvenience!

is this an elder home? the floors are incontinent

We ruin more tighty whities this way!

We are looking for more workers to expand our waxing business. Applicants must be over 70 and having incontinence problem ……..

Gerard Depardieu has opted to wax floors as part of his community service sentence.

– The 4th floor is scheduled to be waxed twice?
– Yes, Sir. You know, it’s because of the incontinence…

Nice to see waxing scheduled for the 9th floor of a two-story house. Does the special geometry cause incontinence or just inconvenience?

Hope you like yellow…

Explains why they painted the floor brown

Urine betwwen men….and between floors too.

It’s just so hard to find continent workers on a US base.

Wax on, waz off.

It is hard to find incontinent workers on an island.

When the floors are full, please use the urinals.

Even worse when incontinence coincides with the bikini line waxing schedule.

No wonder they need to wax so much.