Fish Head Shop

posted on 16 Sep 2011 in Chinglish

You’re supposed to take it out of the fish after you’ve smuggled it in the port.

Photo courtesy of David English.
Sign found in China.

40 captions

  1. jjhitt | 4:04 am |

    I’ll have the smoked fish…

  2. SF | 4:17 am |

    Commonly found in Chinese restaurants in Amsterdam as well.

  3. faulty wiring | 4:19 am |

    Have you got any fish crank?

  4. DrLex | 4:20 am |

    Also available: Huang He LSD duck and Hanjiang heroin beef.

  5. Darth Na'vi | 4:27 am |

    Fish head indeed. Or fish weed…? Fish MJ? Fishajuana? Somehow, those two don’t mix well…

  6. faulty wiring | 4:27 am |

    …or maybe even fish crack? these drugs are messin with ma spellin…

  7. Algernon | 4:32 am |

    Just a little THC

  8. FatKenney | 5:12 am |

    Fish pot pie, perhaps?

  9. FatKenney | 5:15 am |

    We’ve got pike for your pipe and sole for your bowl.

  10. Chuck | 5:55 am |

    Fish Cannabis. Gateway to the oceanic opiates.

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:00 am |

    ”Waiter! There’s a fish in my canabis!”

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:08 am |

    ♫ I’m a Little Fishpot…♫♪

  13. Terry | 6:10 am |

    Shotgun me, fish!

  14. xila31 | 6:13 am |

    “Have you ever looked at your fins, man? I mean, really looked at your fins?”

  15. Kitsune | 7:13 am |

    Donner party of five

  16. emily | 7:25 am |

    Something fishy’s going on….

  17. csk | 7:39 am |

    Ok, literally, 麻花 means “hemp flower”. It also just so happens to mean fried dough twists.

  18. Eccekio | 8:27 am |

    Flying fish always get high.

  19. Eccekio | 8:28 am |

    Wow! My fins are like gossamer wings. I can fly! I CAN FLY!

  20. Eccekio | 8:31 am |

    Come with me where the fish get high,
    On godssamer wings to the top of the sky,
    Where the purple stars hang in the dark orange night,
    And the dugong sings in the dawn’s purple light.

  21. Eccekio | 8:32 am |

    gssamer damn GOSSAMER

  22. Kitsune | 10:00 am |

    Misread that, though it said Cannibals

  23. Eccekio | 10:21 am |

    “CANNA BIS” ~ An Ailment suffered from by eklderley Scotsmen -. Macquarie Dictionary 1996

  24. Eccekio | 10:21 am |

    Edit = elderley.

  25. GwydionM | 10:32 am |

    The Alternative Kipper

  26. Tatsu | 11:01 am |

    Funyuns go good with this fish, man, yeah, Funyuns…

  27. Michael | 11:04 am |

    Put that in you pike and smoke it!

  28. Michael | 11:11 am |

    aka: Coral Reefer

  29. DragonLady | 3:02 pm |

    new flick: FISHPOTS OF THE ORIENT

  30. J | 3:03 pm |

    Phish sticks

  31. Emergency Grass | 6:09 pm |

    For people who like their fish stoned rather than battered.

  32. Lora | 10:36 am |

    A lot of people are more hungry after eating here.

  33. Tea Egg | 12:26 pm |

    Strange that there isn’t engrish text mentioning the ghost town referenced in the large line of text on the top.

  34. Tong | 2:35 pm |

    Sir, do you want your fish served in a pot?

  35. J | 3:25 pm |

    @Lora: Thats why you feel hungry again a half hour after eating Chinese.

  36. Can A. Bis | 12:57 pm |

    “Demon area with specially coloured nets.
    Yangtze cannabis plant fish, lively fish, individual races boil vegetables
    Electric tongue: 139967998”

    That’s what happens when you stupidly translate the characters one by one.

  37. Shlomo Liberman | 2:21 am |

    This probably was submitted by Goliath Engrish and not David English. Are you sure you got the spelling right….

  38. Aglovale1 | 9:21 pm |

    Secondary: Yangtze Pork Pot, pork, some sauce.

  39. anzo | 7:36 am |

    Let us joinT together for this feast!

  40. Not Me | 1:33 am |

    Fish cannibis???? Can I get mine smoked??

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