Fish Head Shop

posted on 16 Sep 2011 in Chinglish

You’re supposed to take it out of the fish after you’ve smuggled it in the port.

Photo courtesy of David English.
Sign found in China.

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  1. jjhitt | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll have the smoked fish…

  2. SF | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Commonly found in Chinese restaurants in Amsterdam as well.

  3. faulty wiring | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Have you got any fish crank?

  4. DrLex | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Also available: Huang He LSD duck and Hanjiang heroin beef.

  5. Darth Na'vi | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Fish head indeed. Or fish weed…? Fish MJ? Fishajuana? Somehow, those two don’t mix well…

  6. faulty wiring | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …or maybe even fish crack? these drugs are messin with ma spellin…

  7. Algernon | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Just a little THC

  8. FatKenney | 5:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Fish pot pie, perhaps?

  9. FatKenney | 5:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We’ve got pike for your pipe and sole for your bowl.

  10. Chuck | 5:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Fish Cannabis. Gateway to the oceanic opiates.

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ”Waiter! There’s a fish in my canabis!”

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ♫ I’m a Little Fishpot…♫♪

  13. Terry | 6:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Shotgun me, fish!

  14. xila31 | 6:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Have you ever looked at your fins, man? I mean, really looked at your fins?”

  15. Kitsune | 7:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Donner party of five

  16. emily | 7:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Something fishy’s going on….

  17. csk | 7:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ok, literally, 麻花 means “hemp flower”. It also just so happens to mean fried dough twists.

  18. Eccekio | 8:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Flying fish always get high.

  19. Eccekio | 8:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Wow! My fins are like gossamer wings. I can fly! I CAN FLY!

  20. Eccekio | 8:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Come with me where the fish get high,
    On godssamer wings to the top of the sky,
    Where the purple stars hang in the dark orange night,
    And the dugong sings in the dawn’s purple light.

  21. Eccekio | 8:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    gssamer damn GOSSAMER

  22. Kitsune | 10:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Misread that, though it said Cannibals

  23. Eccekio | 10:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “CANNA BIS” ~ An Ailment suffered from by eklderley Scotsmen -. Macquarie Dictionary 1996

  24. Eccekio | 10:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Edit = elderley.

  25. GwydionM | 10:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The Alternative Kipper

  26. Tatsu | 11:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Funyuns go good with this fish, man, yeah, Funyuns…

  27. Michael | 11:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Put that in you pike and smoke it!

  28. Michael | 11:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    aka: Coral Reefer

  29. DragonLady | 3:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    new flick: FISHPOTS OF THE ORIENT

  30. J | 3:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Phish sticks

  31. Emergency Grass | 6:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    For people who like their fish stoned rather than battered.

  32. Lora | 10:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A lot of people are more hungry after eating here.

  33. Tea Egg | 12:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Strange that there isn’t engrish text mentioning the ghost town referenced in the large line of text on the top.

  34. Tong | 2:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sir, do you want your fish served in a pot?

  35. J | 3:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Lora: Thats why you feel hungry again a half hour after eating Chinese.

  36. Can A. Bis | 12:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Demon area with specially coloured nets.
    Yangtze cannabis plant fish, lively fish, individual races boil vegetables
    Electric tongue: 139967998″

    That’s what happens when you stupidly translate the characters one by one.

  37. Shlomo Liberman | 2:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This probably was submitted by Goliath Engrish and not David English. Are you sure you got the spelling right….

  38. Aglovale1 | 9:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Secondary: Yangtze Pork Pot, pork, some sauce.

  39. anzo | 7:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Let us joinT together for this feast!

  40. Not Me | 1:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Fish cannibis???? Can I get mine smoked??

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