I can’t get no satiiaction

posted on 4 Sep 2011 in Chinglish, Signs

Giimme shelter!

Photo courtesy of HK Hung.
Found in China.

33 captions

  1. JonnyTBone | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    After all, they are getting old,

  2. Algernon | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Stiiky fiigers

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I wiii. They’re pretty old now.

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @ JonnyTBone: This was unintentionaiiy copycat-ism.

  5. iLock | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Especiially Keiith Riichards

  6. iLock | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Angiie, Angiie…”
    “Yeah?”
    “Look at that funny sign”

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s not an easy task… especially if slipperly.

  8. Tong | 4:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No! The nursing home wiii. I can donate a Wii to the place, it has a sing along game for them.

  9. Big Fat Cat | 4:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The rolling stones cares a lot about their kidney stones.

  10. Lora | 6:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Located next to Motel Queens where they prepare accidents.

  11. FatKenney | 6:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oops, that was a typo. It should have read “rorring stones”.

  12. dangevin | 7:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Moiies like Jagger

  13. GwydionM | 7:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    All they can manage now is “Limping Jack Flash”

  14. Johnny Cache | 8:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m still a bigger fan of the Beaties…

  15. xila31 | 8:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Daddy was a roiing stone. He roiied away one day and never came home.

  16. Chuck | 9:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Grampa Loved The Roiing Stones. http://www.bobrivers.com/#v8677

  17. mickeygreeneyes | 9:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey! Why isn’t anybody mentioning me? What am I, a complete unknown? Chopped river maybe?

    Bob Dylan

  18. The Dude | 9:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sympathy For the Deviil

  19. Peter Chan | 11:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Attention Roiing Rocks . . . Please Don’t Leave Your Roiing Stones Unattended !

  20. Eccekio | 1:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Rolling stone gather no morose.

  21. Me | 7:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Dear visitors,

    So sorry we missed you.

    Take care,

    — The Roiing Stones

  22. emily | 7:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Make sure you don’t stand in their way. We don’t want the stones to be hit by you!

  23. Blain | 10:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sympathy for the Deevil

  24. Camy | 11:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yes, look out! They are Super Heavy now!

  25. Michael | 8:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Make sure that they “Miiss You”!

  26. Classic Steve | 2:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Bob Dyian: “How does it feei?”

  27. Me | 3:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I can’t get no girl riiaction…

  28. mickeygreeneyes | 2:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey Steve, thanks for askin’, man. Now I don’t feel so proud, don’t talk so loud. Guess I’m just gonna have to get used to it. Oh, no! Is that the nystery tramp headin’ my way?

  29. mickeygreeneyes | 2:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Could have sworn I typed mystery tramp. That’s what it’s like bein’ a burn out from the sixties.

  30. Cecily | 7:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Iit’s my favouriite musiic magaziine!

  31. J | 5:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ‘I wanna Raint it Rack!!!’ but ‘Riime ish on my Siiide, resh it is.’

  32. icazzy | 7:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Here comes your 17th nerviis briikdown…

  33. Jerome | 11:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And miis grows fat on them… Especially after the Altamont Friie Concert. Do you remember it?
    Biitch (I’m not insulting anyone, it’s one of their songs).

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