I don’t want to read their sign for the potty…

posted on 26 Sep 2011 in Instructions

I already took a shower in Korean…

Photo courtesy of Vanessa van der Vinden.
Found at an onsen in Shikoku, Japan.

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  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s not in Japanese!

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    NOTE: If you’re not a soap body, please don’t get braw while making yourself in bath.

  3. Zizzybalooba | 4:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Crib notes for Hygiene 101

  4. Algernon | 4:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I find under a tree with a hose just as satisfying

  5. Big Fat Cat | 4:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In the US, we just jump right into the tub. No soap!

  6. DrLex | 5:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    These must be instructions for self-assembling robots. Clean all parts with soap, throw them in a tub and let the robot make itself.

  7. Dervrak | 5:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Odd are, if you are intelligent enough to read this, you learned long ago the proper way to take a bath…

  8. Classic Steve | 6:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Braw (chiefly Scottish): dressed in a fine or showy manner.” I thought you had to be naked.

  9. jjhitt | 7:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ♪ BRAW! (ugh!) What is it good for? ♪

  10. Ben | 7:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It is acceptable to sip hot sake while soaking in the tub, but not before writing the instructions, please.

  11. jjhitt | 7:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    To get in the bath I have to shower, soap up, rinse off in a second shower and then get in the tub and hopefully the medication will have taken effect by then.

  12. demondude777 | 8:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And all the Koreans went stinky cause they couldn’t speak Japanese…..

  13. Peter Chan | 10:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Attntion! please . . . this is NOT OK.
    I’m not in bath. I’m totally at sea >_<

  14. SF | 11:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @jhitt And there is another note specifying what to do if the effects of the medication last for more than 4 hours.

  15. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    … soap off? Oh, I thought you mean sodpoff !

  16. Bill | 11:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The idea is that you don’t get into a hot tub when you’re dirty and/or soapy. That’s what the showers are for. Hot tubs are not for bathing. Reminds me of a line about gaigins from “Shogun”: “Stinkoo!”

  17. David R | 11:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, at least I don’t have to take my clothes off…

  18. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    WARNING: Please!
    – O.K.

  19. katlat | 1:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So wait… I need to shower and soap up…twice…before I can de-tease myself in the bath??? Sounds like fun!!!

  20. Seventy2rd o clock | 2:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ‘Sergeant, we found a soap body in the bathtub. OK state, clean.’

  21. DragonLady | 2:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    WRONG

    NO SOAP, RADIO.

  22. Kitsune | 3:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    They just broke the first rule of fight club.

  23. Rob Figley | 3:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What if I want to make at ease someone else in bath?

  24. Pete | 4:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    OK, Braw, shaka-shaka back atcha!

  25. Jewels | 6:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    OK, soldier – at ease in the bath tub. And that’s an order. OK?

  26. emily | 9:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I can make myself in bath? I thought only coffee can give birth to a child…..

  27. Ralph Hamilton | 11:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Och aye. Me fine braw laddie.

  28. iLock | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I am bath hear me braww!!

  29. iLock | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I have to take a bath after all this ‘braw’ling

  30. DrZos | 5:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You had me at “Attntion!”

  31. Lora | 6:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If you need to be given instructions on how to bathe, then you probably shouldn’t be messing around with hot water in the first place. Have mommy or daddy turn it on for you. :-)

  32. mickeygreeneyes | 7:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hmm. Take a bath, a method. Maybe these instructions were meant for Marlon Brando or James Dean.

  33. mickeygreeneyes | 7:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Remember: Make YOURSELF in bath. Don’t make something else in bath if you know what we mean!

  34. Smegma | 10:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Run that by me again. I have to wash myself before I wash myself. Where do I begin?

  35. Davey8 | 6:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yeah, the Engrish is hard to decipher in this…but why call a “hot spring” an “onsen” for an EngLish audience?

  36. A Non-Y Mouse | 7:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t bathe me, braw!

  37. ann | 4:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    After all those instructions, how on earth can I at ease be in bath? And I usually just take off my braw. For at ease to be.

  38. sparky | 3:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t wear a braw. I think this is Irish hot tub instructions.

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