OKAY!

Finally the link between worsening pollution and increased rates of heart disease becomes clear!

We scrub it hourly.

Yikes! That’s shaky . . . teramoto sounds like the phonetic translation of (‘terramoto’ – Spanish for ‘earthquake’)

Keep Clean Environment™ is a registered trademark of Teramoto Corporation. All rights reserved.

Is the CEO Ma-Ti?

A clean Temple of Doom is a happy Temple of Doom.

You had me at CLEAN!!!!

If it’s so damn CLEAN! what do they need our help for?

Brought to you by Teramoto, the same folks who gave us the SARS virus!

I give this a “5” because it works as Engrish on every level. Every word is out of whack yet some sort of primary message remains, and is then bashed in a linguistic hailstorm that lingers as the brain tries to cope with the conflicting messages. Plus, it is sanctioned by the city as good enough English to decorate the trash bins for…years! And, it is right out in the open for the public to use (a trash bin in Japan is a rare and wonderous find).

We are not asking, we are telling. CLEAN!

Its envileonmentally crean.

Ah, you mean CLAEN!

We’ll be back for your firstborn

So much better than Motokojo’s “Dirty!” It takes nobody’s heart.