Or, at least wear rubber gloves

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   Algernon | 4:24 am |  Vote: 5   0  

   Golden Staph

2. 

   emily | 4:55 am |  Vote: 5   0  

   In order to safeguard someone’s mystery, please keep your objects to yourself!

3. 

   Algernon | 4:58 am |  Vote: 5   0  

   Please don’t touch me there.

4. 

   emily | 5:13 am |  Vote: 12   0  

   Whoever uses his hand to uncover someone’s mystery would be infected, or even jailed!

5. 

   FatKenney | 5:16 am |  Vote: 16   0  

   I’ve heard of a mysterious infection but this is the first I’ve heard of an infected mystery.

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   coffeebot | 5:18 am |  Vote: 12   0  

   sign at the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil?

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   DrLex | 6:24 am |  Vote: 5   0  

   Please wash your mystery at the entrance.

8. 

   Chris | 6:37 am |  Vote: 24   0  

   When I think of your mystery I touch myself.

9. 

   Chuck | 6:42 am |  Vote: 13   0  

   Mystery novel about a Novel Mystery.

   Mystery She Touched.

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    Seventy2rd o clock | 7:28 am |  Vote: 3   0  

    Please, thank you.

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    Seventy2rd o clock | 7:31 am |  Vote: 5   0  

    Do not please. But you can touch.

12. 

    xila31 | 7:45 am |  Vote: 7   0  

    But I don’t want an infected mystery.

13. 

    Kitsune | 7:50 am |  Vote: 5   1  

    What, you can get syphilis from playing clue?

14. 

    DrLex | 8:17 am |  Vote: 5   0  

    What the sign actually says is that in order to keep your mystery infected, do not touch. It must be a mystery disinfectant.

15. 

    Kitsune | 8:48 am |  Vote: 4   1  

    And this is why we had to put Blue down.

16. 

    Classic Steve | 11:20 am |  Vote: 6   0  

    “Ahhhh, sweet mystery of night, at last I have found you….”

17. 

    Ralph Hamilton | 1:30 pm |  Vote: 13   0  

    Mystery loves company.

18. 

    Ralph Hamilton | 1:32 pm |  Vote: 4   0  

    Wear a condom.

19. 

    Darth Na'vi | 1:35 pm |  Vote: 8   0  

    continuen?

20. 

    RT | 3:46 pm |  Vote: 6   0  

    you can’t touch this. stop! hepatitis time!

21. 

    Seventy2rd o clock | 1:30 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Those objects are probably some new kind of flu.

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    Seventy2rd o clock | 2:46 am |  Vote: 3   0  

    Infected Mushroom?

23. 

    Michael | 10:58 am |  Vote: 3   0  

    Velma: Jinkies! An object has infected this mystery!
    Shaggy: Zoinks!

24. 

    Jewels | 6:44 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Is it suppose to be “In order that the object to contiuen your misery….”?

25. 

    Aglovale1 | 7:17 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Can I touch them out of order?

26. 

    brbr | 11:04 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    I’m touching!

27. 

    sparky | 3:44 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    So THAT’S how my mystery got infected!

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