Passive Aggressive Engrish

posted on 28 Sep 2011 in Chinglish

Or we wont supply you with the antidote…

Photo courtesy of Juan Igualada.
Found in a restaurant in Guangzhou, China.

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  1. Algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 77  Subtract rating 1  

    A minute more and we’ll charge you double.

  2. JohnZ | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 41  Subtract rating 11  

    Or we’ll tell Chuck Norris to be gentle with you.

  3. FatKenney | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 35  Subtract rating 1  

    …because that’s when your egg roll is set to detonate.

  4. faulty wiring | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 2  

    …because otherwise it will dislike you for 48h, and it won’t be gentle

  5. mickeygreeneyes | 4:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 31  Subtract rating 2  

    Or your ass will be on the menu.

  6. Tong | 4:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 1  

    Or else, we will help you gentlely like the Peking ducks. For details, please check on information how Peking ducks are fed.

  7. coffeebot | 5:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 37  Subtract rating 0  

    …and then I suggest a 30% tip, if you know what’s good for you.

  8. YYD | 5:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Literally:

    A Warm/Gentle/Fragrant Notice/Reminder
    Consumption of Food Please Do After Purchasing 2 Hours Within Eat.

  9. xila31 | 6:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 0  

    You better enjoy it or Vinny will break your legs.

  10. Ben | 6:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    … and be sure to take the cannoli with you.

  11. Jay | 6:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    My God, that’s Moose Turd Pie!

    It’s good tho.

  12. Kitsune | 6:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 2  

    OR ELSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  13. Chris | 7:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    If you don’t finish in two hours, we force it down your throat.

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    A rough reminder: Please, don’t hurt us! Right now!

  15. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sir, we need time… gotcha?

  16. Mc-Taz | 8:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    After 2 hours our gentleness wears off. You have been warned.

  17. DrZos | 8:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    This message will self destruct.

  18. demondude777 | 8:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Sir you have been here for 2 hours and 1 minute. We are going to need you to order again.

  19. Dervrak | 8:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    You’d better enjoy your meal in 2 hours…because you’ll be “enjoying” the porcelin throne in three…

  20. Lora | 9:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    If I have to wait 2 hours at a restaurant it had better be the most enjoyable meal ever!

  21. Chris | 9:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    You go NOW. Why you here two hours?

  22. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And if you don’t enjoy your meal in 2 hours, we’ll give you WAAAY more hours! And we totally mean it! Duh!

  23. Peter Chan | 10:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    An abrasive reminder:

    If we don’t enjoy the meal you will have to refund us double the price.

  24. RT | 2:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    *cue fox’s 24’s tv-style montage of clock ticking*

  25. Michael | 2:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Time is money! Every diner is a loiterer!

  26. d17nk | 6:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    A gentle reminder: WE’LL KILL YOU if you don’t eat it in 2 hrs !!

  27. emily | 8:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    I guessed the food is served in polystyrene containers. If kept for longer than two hours, much harmful chemicals from the polystyrene would have diffused into the food, rendering it toxic. So, you’d better enjoy the food within two hours!

  28. gbear4 | 8:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    ….bitch!!!

  29. Ralph Hamilton | 12:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Enjoy your meal in two hours or ve vill haf vays of making you.

  30. jjhitt | 3:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Thank you, Warden, but I’m still enjoying my last meal.

  31. mr.wu | 9:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    We won’t be so gentle after 2 hours!

  32. Sparky | 1:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    or no dessert for you!

  33. J | 6:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    that is the meal you will come back for, since the you’ll be hungry again.

  34. Aglovale1 | 7:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    In three hours, you get a forceful reminder.

  35. DragonLady | 2:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I know, I know–it’s the hose again.

  36. Fluffy | 9:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    This sounds like something GLaDOS would say.

    A gentle reminder: You’d better enjoy your food in two hours, or else there will be a bad mark on your permanent record, followed by death.

  37. ann | 4:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Chew Slowly. Very, Very Slowly. We need people in here to make us look busy.

  38. sparky | 3:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    because we have vely expensive pay toiretts!

  39. noneofyourbusiness | 12:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    AND NO TAKEAWAYS!

  40. Biff the Understudy | 1:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    … for it will be your last. Have nice day.

  41. Soso | 9:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Reminder … because you may have forgotten the appropriate time period for enjoying meal.

  42. consultant | 9:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Pffffff some people can’t even enjoy their meal…
    I don’t recognize this planet anymore.

  43. Oocca | 4:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    And remember- everything is better served cold, kids!

  44. RocketCat | 5:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    …’Cause if you don’t, I’m going to whack you out.

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