Please use the exit entrance

posted on 20 Sep 2011 in Chinglish, Signs

Do not wash hands. Please wash.

Photo courtesy of Audun Føyen.
Found in China.

37 captions

  1. Big Fat Cat | 4:07 am |

    use the urinals instead

  2. FatKenney | 4:15 am |

    Schizophrenic toilets.

  3. JohnZ | 4:17 am |

    Please do not read this sign.

  4. jazzy | 4:17 am |

    Your sign is a mal-function.

  5. FatKenney | 4:20 am |

    I guess I’ll just hold it until I get home.

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:28 am |

    I can’t decide so I’ll just look.

  7. DrLex | 4:30 am |

    Great, a suicidal toilet.

  8. DrZos | 4:33 am |

    Why would anyone throw sugar cubes in the toilet…?

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:33 am |

    Don’t flush, but look, if you really can’t help yourself, flush anyway.

  10. DrZos | 4:39 am |

    This sign may be confusing but at least it’s JOLLY…
    or is that FOLLY… hmmmm… the curse of incongruity continues!!!

  11. Tong | 4:41 am |

    To flush or not to flush, that is the question.

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:57 am |

    Do not flush toilet to avoid mal-function – flush it for other purposes!

  13. Algernon | 5:04 am |

    I just come here for a jolly old time.

  14. DrLex | 5:05 am |

    These instructions confused me to such an extent that I didn’t dare to use the toilet. This caused my bowels to mal-function.

  15. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:07 am |

    Text for the first pictogram should be ‘Please, do not feed the toilet’.

  16. SF | 5:12 am |

    I am glad the picture shows the sign rather than the toilet. I don’t want to know how it’s interpreted.

  17. jjhitt | 5:59 am |

    This is one of those restrooms where jolly guys hang out.

  18. YYD | 6:33 am |

    These were the unspoken rules for the WC’s at my elementary school!

  19. coffeebot | 6:50 am |

    That’s fine cuz I kinda have to go and not have to go.

  20. mickeygreeneyes | 7:10 am |

    What is the sound of no hands clapping?

  21. mickeygreeneyes | 7:12 am |

    Look! Ha ha we gotcha! We meant don’t look. Now you’re screwed.

  22. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:16 am |

    Please don’t do this at home.

  23. demondude777 | 8:49 am |

    And whatever you do, please do not press the red button!!!!

  24. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:17 pm |

    ♫ Do not flush
    In a rush
    Take a look
    Jolly good! ♫♪

  25. Kitsune | 7:51 pm |

    I’m confused… but at least it didn’t say “Toilet out of order… please use floor below”

  26. Ralph Hamilton | 10:23 pm |

    Mal’s main function is to pee on the seat.

  27. emily | 1:27 am |

    Do not read this signage. Please pay full attention to the warning!

  28. d17nk | 2:32 am |

    If signs had gender, those signs must be females.

  29. Peter Chan | 1:59 pm |

    Read this sign and ignore it.

  30. WDW | 3:49 pm |

    Dr. Doolittle’s specially designed toilet for the Pushmi-pullyu!

  31. J | 3:40 pm |

    LOOK!

  32. iLock | 10:55 pm |

    Warning: I am a sign that likes to screw with people

  33. iLock | 10:56 pm |

    ATTENTION! …Carry on…

  34. William A. Smith | 7:38 am |

    Study the Tao, but do not study the Tao. Use what you must not use, and then do not use it. Things are because things are not. To be is not to be.

  35. Octo | 11:10 pm |

    Do not flush the toilet after throwing sugar cubes inside.

  36. sparky | 3:26 pm |

    Actually i says Don’t flush your drugs down the toilet, Mr. Mal (wink wink) will dispose of them properly for you.
    Thank you,

    Mr. Mal

  37. sirpaulfan | 5:11 am |

    Grasshopper, you must learn to flush toilet without flushing the toilet.

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