Please use the exit entrance

posted on 20 Sep 2011 in Chinglish, Signs

Do not wash hands. Please wash.

Photo courtesy of Audun Føyen.
Found in China.

36 captions

  1. Big Fat Cat | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    use the urinals instead

  2. FatKenney | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 23  Subtract rating 1  

    Schizophrenic toilets.

  3. JohnZ | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 32  Subtract rating 0  

    Please do not read this sign.

  4. jazzy | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Your sign is a mal-function.

  5. FatKenney | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 21  Subtract rating 0  

    I guess I’ll just hold it until I get home.

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 22  Subtract rating 0  

    I can’t decide so I’ll just look.

  7. DrLex | 4:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Great, a suicidal toilet.

  8. DrZos | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 30  Subtract rating 0  

    Why would anyone throw sugar cubes in the toilet…?

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:33 am |   14   0  

    Don’t flush, but look, if you really can’t help yourself, flush anyway.

  10. DrZos | 4:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 1  

    This sign may be confusing but at least it’s JOLLY…
    or is that FOLLY… hmmmm… the curse of incongruity continues!!!

  11. Tong | 4:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    To flush or not to flush, that is the question.

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 1  

    Do not flush toilet to avoid mal-function – flush it for other purposes!

  13. Algernon | 5:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    I just come here for a jolly old time.

  14. DrLex | 5:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 1  

    These instructions confused me to such an extent that I didn’t dare to use the toilet. This caused my bowels to mal-function.

  15. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    Text for the first pictogram should be ‘Please, do not feed the toilet’.

  16. SF | 5:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I am glad the picture shows the sign rather than the toilet. I don’t want to know how it’s interpreted.

  17. jjhitt | 5:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    This is one of those restrooms where jolly guys hang out.

  18. YYD | 6:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    These were the unspoken rules for the WC’s at my elementary school!

  19. coffeebot | 6:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s fine cuz I kinda have to go and not have to go.

  20. mickeygreeneyes | 7:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    What is the sound of no hands clapping?

  21. mickeygreeneyes | 7:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Look! Ha ha we gotcha! We meant don’t look. Now you’re screwed.

  22. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Please don’t do this at home.

  23. demondude777 | 8:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    And whatever you do, please do not press the red button!!!!

  24. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    ♫ Do not flush
    In a rush
    Take a look
    Jolly good! ♫♪

  25. Kitsune | 7:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m confused… but at least it didn’t say “Toilet out of order… please use floor below”

  26. Ralph Hamilton | 10:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    Mal’s main function is to pee on the seat.

  27. emily | 1:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Do not read this signage. Please pay full attention to the warning!

  28. d17nk | 2:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 5  

    If signs had gender, those signs must be females.

  29. Peter Chan | 1:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Read this sign and ignore it.

  30. WDW | 3:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Dr. Doolittle’s specially designed toilet for the Pushmi-pullyu!

  31. J | 3:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    LOOK!

  32. iLock | 10:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Warning: I am a sign that likes to screw with people

  33. iLock | 10:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    ATTENTION! …Carry on…

  34. William A. Smith | 7:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Study the Tao, but do not study the Tao. Use what you must not use, and then do not use it. Things are because things are not. To be is not to be.

  35. Octo | 11:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Do not flush the toilet after throwing sugar cubes inside.

  36. sparky | 3:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Actually i says Don’t flush your drugs down the toilet, Mr. Mal (wink wink) will dispose of them properly for you.
    Thank you,

    Mr. Mal

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