Pregnant Pause that Refreshes

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   Seventy2rd o clock | 4:10 am |  Vote: 9   0  

   We don’t want any child coffee – only adult condition.

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   Seventy2rd o clock | 4:22 am |  Vote: 6   2  

   Maybe Fujieda Coffee gave birth to this child coffee? It has a taste of a japanese mother!

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   FatKenney | 4:32 am |  Vote: 16   0  

   Well I hope it’s decaf – I don’t want a hyperactive kid.

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   DrLex | 4:33 am |  Vote: 7   0  

   Coffee can cause pregnancy? That explains everything!

5. 

   FatKenney | 4:37 am |  Vote: 26   1  

   “Congratulations, Mr. Folgiers, it’s a hazelnut!”

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   Seventy2rd o clock | 4:38 am |  Vote: 5   0  

   This should qualify for ‘Child Engrish of the Week’.

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   Algernon | 4:44 am |  Vote: 2   0  

   I’ll have a cup of the siberian thanks

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   mickeygreeneyes | 4:49 am |  Vote: 4   0  

   Uh-oh! Guess I won’t be going to Starbuck’s any more.

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   Big Fat Cat | 5:16 am |  Vote: 3   0  

   The Coffee World Map describes the population distribution of children on earth.

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    coffeebot | 5:27 am |  Vote: 18   0  

    after 3 cups it FELT like giving birth

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    Smegma | 6:01 am |  Vote: 4   0  

    Let’s coffee birth condition!

12. 

    xila31 | 6:05 am |  Vote: 8   0  

    The barrista must have skipped anatomy class….

13. 

    Chris | 7:10 am |  Vote: 9   0  

    One Vente and one condom, please.

14. 

    jjhitt | 7:43 am |  Vote: 15   0  

    “..and that’s why we don’t know who your father is.”

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    jjhitt | 7:51 am |  Vote: 13   0  

    Excuse me, I ordered a mocha latte. This has blue eyes.

16. 

    Kitsune | 7:55 am |  Vote: 4   1  

    If you drink it with the morning after pill, will it counter the affects?

17. 

    jjhitt | 7:58 am |  Vote: 13   0  

    That Juan Valdez guy really gets around.

18. 

    Ben | 8:14 am |  Vote: 9   0  

    Well, we couldn’t sleep, so… you know…

19. 

    Michael | 9:22 am |  Vote: 2   0  

    Black coffee is the new pennyroyal tea.

20. 

    Peter Chan | 9:54 am |  Vote: 3   0  

    Boy or girl?

21. 

    Alix | 11:37 am |  Vote: 1   0  

    So you see, kids, that’s why you always use a filter.

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    YYD | 12:57 pm |  Vote: 6   0  

    The text above the Engrish is a description detailing that various coffee (beans) are (born and) grown in tropical climates/environments.

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    RT | 3:34 pm |  Vote: 4   0  

    foldgers… you are NOT the father! [/maury]

24. 

    J | 3:45 pm |  Vote: 0   2  

    I give birth every morning after my coffee.

25. 

    Tong | 9:19 pm |  Vote: 2   0  

    Mrs. Coffee, you had twins, the older one Espresso and the younger one Long white.

26. 

    Ralph Hamilton | 10:55 pm |  Vote: 2   5  

    I told her not to swallow it.

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    Ralph Hamilton | 10:58 pm |  Vote: 2   0  

    Yeah! Decaf is only for kids.

28. 

    GwydionM | 1:43 pm |  Vote: 3   0  

    Not Fair Trade Coffee but Fair Maid Coffee

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    Jewels | 6:41 pm |  Vote: 4   0  

    Am glad not a coffee drinker. I drink tea before bed and it just gives birth to an adult condition.

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    Sparky | 10:44 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Love your child unconditionally?

31. 

    Gina Taylor | 3:55 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    See! It wasn’t Justin Beiber after all…

32. 

    Mark | 8:11 pm |  Vote: 1   0  

    Son, it’s time we told you about the birds and the beans.

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    sparky | 3:43 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    This is the non birth control coffee.

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