Welcome to my Happy Garden…

posted on 1 Sep 2011 in Chinglish, Toys

Photo courtesy of Shlomo Liberman.
Donkey doll toy from China.

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  1. Zizzybalooba | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The first Anti-Zionist toy.

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    ”Mommy, I’m three years old now, can I wear that adult Mickey Mouse T-shirt, pleeeease!”

  3. SF | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Waiter, there is hair in my cotton …

  4. Big Fat Cat | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    When in Happy Garden, you can eat carelessly. I am really really happy to read this.

  5. Algernon | 4:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    This toy is guaranteed kosher.

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Of course I will keep the wrapping bag – how could an adult over three suffocate without that?!

  7. FatKenney | 4:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh, this toy sounds like a pile all right.

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Torture Garden

  9. DrLex | 6:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Do not let your children play! Let them suffocate and then pile up their bodies.

  10. DrZos | 6:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Happy Garden: where the head of a decapitated dog is kosher!

  11. DrZos | 6:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    This is insulting! I always carry out the standard GB9832-1993!!! Who do you think I am? Adult under three??? Jeeeez….

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Toy-food regulations:
    - Pile and must know at Toy
    - Eat carelessly; you’re allowed to suffocate
    - Hair should not enter the mouth (or else it will be punished)
    - Only for adult over three*

    *no baby adult

  13. DrZos | 7:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    A donkey toy with a dog’s head…
    Unique by any standard! ( even for baby adults ;-) )

  14. Peter Chan | 7:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Israel Exempt and Eat Carelessly . . . what the HECK ??

    And “. . .the children and adult over three”?
    Like “All moms are welcome . . . ladies only”

  15. Kitsune | 7:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Do not taunt happy fun ball.

  16. coffeebot | 8:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Prevent the infant from playing. He’ll have time to play after he suffocates.

  17. Lora | 8:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Adults under three, however, must not even go near this toy.

  18. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I know the term ‘Adult Baby’ – I’m just not sure about the ‘over three’ limitation.

  19. GwydionM | 10:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Israelis and Adults Over Three are allowed to Eat Carelessly

  20. demondude777 | 10:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No son, that bag is not a toy. When your garden is unhappy please use it to kill yourself. Didn’t you read the instructions, or did you eat them carelessly again?

  21. Someone | 11:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “Israel exempt and eat carelessly”

    Guess someone’s pissed that the Garden of Eden, the previous Happy Garden, doesn’t exist anymore.

  22. Chuck | 11:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s a Mossad special weapon.

  23. Chuck | 11:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Kitsune: I knew I’d see a Happy Fun Ball comment ! :)

  24. Davey8 | 12:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Wow. Sounds like they’ve knocked ten years off the age for a bar/bat mitzvah! Also sounds like adulthood is a lot more dangerous than it used to be!

  25. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    This toy is animal of the dog, not of the monkey!

  26. DragonLady | 1:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m certain this is an Engrish translation of part of the Passover Seder–the part I always slept through.

  27. J | 6:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Pile toy. errrrrg. Made my own, yeay!!!

  28. emily | 7:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Listen here, you adults over three, if you eat carelessly, hair will enter your mouth!

  29. Jewels | 8:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So am I suppose to prevent the infant from playing.. and then suffocate it with the wrapping bag?

  30. mickeygreeneyes | 8:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yo, what we’re tryin’ to say, yo, is that if you’re like in Israel, Dude, eat carelessly. Like we could care less!

  31. Eccekio | 10:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    Every Palestinian’s wish: An Israel free toy.

  32. coffeebot | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Adults over three… they sure start ‘em young

  33. Nix | 10:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A Toy for Piles? To Tickle pile? To make pile feel fuzzy?

  34. Mark | 4:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Is this toy from China, or Gaza?

  35. Yugan Dali | 8:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Can anybody figure out how Israel got in here? well, it’s exempt, so it’s NOT in here, but I sure can’t figure that out.

  36. Michael | 11:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Israelies can eat the cotton. It is an engrish figure of speech meaning there are no pig parts in the cotton.

  37. SFFantasy | 1:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    HEY!! I’m an adult over three. Does that mean i can pile this toy?

  38. Mr. Do | 7:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    One child’s “pile” is another child’s toy.

  39. Jonas | 9:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey, at least it’s Kosher!

  40. Clinton | 12:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This means you Israel!

  41. Crazy M | 6:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So Israel can eat the hair and the rest of us can’t??? NOT FAIR!

  42. Elizabeth | 9:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Israel can go ahead and eat carelessly.

  43. Hello! | 6:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I AM A WRAPPING BAG, WELL IN TOIME!

    Mary Poppins, heh.

  44. Hello! A million and 2 | 11:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Adults over three… they sure start `em young

  45. KBurkhart | 4:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    the wrap has a nice beat and you can dance to it…

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