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posted on 23 Oct 2011 in Chinglish

How? Turn around and tuck it through?

Photo courtesy of Sharin Friedman.
Found in Shanghai, China.

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  1. Algernon | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Why is something lurking there.

  2. Algernon | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Just don’t fall down the hole.

  3. JohnZ | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You can learn how to moonwalk, by the way!

  4. DrLex | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This sounds like a recipe for an infinite loop.

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Then turn left and go silly walk.

  6. Ageless | 4:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Will I be blinded when I work normally?

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    NOTE: When you return, go forward.

  8. SF | 5:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s called the snakes and bladders game.

  9. krysto4 | 5:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The toilet’s next to the HuangPooPark…

  10. jjhitt | 6:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    An unforeseen side effect of Dr. Stopclock’s Anti-Entropy Device was that it really took the fun out of dining out.

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Pleading ‘not guilty’ at the Food Court.

  12. Michael | 7:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    C’mon, straddle that bowl!

  13. mickeygreeneyes | 7:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    For the taxi, please start at your destination, pay the driver first, then ride here and stand in front of this sign.

  14. mickeygreeneyes | 7:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I always go backwards. Doesn’t everybody?

  15. demondude777 | 9:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In communist China, deuces drop you.

  16. Josiah | 11:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is this a command for the toilet or the person?

  17. Ralph Hamilton | 12:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t think i9t would be advisable to walk forwards while I’m peeing.

  18. Ralph Hamilton | 1:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The Chinese have parks for everything, Iustrial Parks, Technology Parks, and Pu Parks.

  19. Ralph Hamilton | 1:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Edie : Industrial Parks

  20. Ralph Hamilton | 1:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If I walk bacwards I never get close enough.

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Toilet, please come backwards!

  22. RT | 2:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    from the same makers as that instructions shampoo guy who wrote “lather, rinse and repeat.”

  23. Ralph Hamilton | 3:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    There once was a man ffrom Kent,
    Whose penis was terribly bent,
    When it happened that he,
    Attempted to pee,
    Instead of going he went.

  24. Jewels | 9:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @RT I got an even better one – the instruction on a deodorant stick: “Take off cap and stick thumb up bottom.” .. I wonder what you do if you’re not wearing a cap….

  25. J | 12:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Must be an Australian toilette.

  26. Rohit | 2:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Extra points if eyes closed.

  27. jack | 10:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    they are skiing us to go forward while in reverse. so I will walk straight but do it backwards at the same time.

  28. Jared | 6:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So I go from point B, to point A?

  29. kim | 11:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’d rather walk in a circle, than down and back up the stairs backward.

  30. sparky | 5:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Do not pass Go . Go straight to Jail.

  31. the chosen one | 10:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    then turn left close your eyes and walk straight with high knees

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