Everyone knows monkeys hate plastic bags

posted on 10 Oct 2011 in Engrish from Other Countries

Are these your Cadle car keys?

Photo courtesy of Zoran Babic.
Found at Phra Nakhon Khiri temple in Thailand.

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  1. Zizzybalooba | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    baby Monkey, Baby Monkey, riding on a cadle car Baby Monkey.

  2. Someone | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So, am I allowed to take eating/food with me?

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You monkeys, me Tarzan!

  4. Tong | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    When I was in Thailand, I only saw Sandy Monk and Piggy. I didn’t know that Monkey King is also in Thailand.

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I expected neanderthals in a museum, not monkeys.

  6. jjhitt | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh Monkey of Danger, I invoke thee….

  7. jjhitt | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This one at least is very clear in it’s meanging:
    Don’t monkey with the monkeys, because they will monkey you up.

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Nobody expects the Monkey Inquisition!

  9. DrZos | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Honey, I’m home!
    What’s for the eating?

  10. EGG | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Equipped with my eating and my plastic bag, I will become Danger!

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    WARNING: When interacting with monkeys, a child monkey might occur.

  12. Algernon | 4:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Its because of monkeys

  13. DrLex | 4:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Please think of the children! Do not carry any food or toys, carry a portable Intensive Care Unit!

  14. DrLex | 4:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Now, I am become Danger, the destroyer of monkeys.

  15. jjhitt | 5:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I am The Man With The Yellow Hat and I approved this message.

  16. jjhitt | 5:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    ♫ Here we come, walking down the street
    Stealing pastic bags, from everyone we meet.
    Hey, Hey, we’re the monkeys.
    We’re too busy biting, to put anybody down… ♫

  17. d17nk | 6:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Please no play with your monkey too, it also very danger to you and others.

  18. flaps | 6:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Perhaps the monkeys have decided that plastic bags == food inside. This is true of the monkeys on the Rock of Gibraltar, where there are similar warnings against plastic bags.

  19. jjhitt | 6:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Warning for the monkies:
    Interact with my children and become an evolutionary dead end.

  20. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Be afraid… Be monkey afraid!

  21. coffeebot | 8:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    BECAUSE OF MONKEYS!

  22. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Can’t those monkeys read?!

  23. Xila31 | 8:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This winter, the makers of Night at the Museum bring you: Night of the Killer Monkey Museum…. It So Very Danger!

  24. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ♫ Won’t you take me to Monkeytown

    Well, warn me about it
    warn me about it
    warn me about it
    warn me about it
    warn me about, warn me about
    warn me about eatin’ ♫♫

  25. Peter | 9:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh? I never knew tha monkeys could make me danger. But then why not keep them on cadle leashes ??

  26. Big Fat Cat | 10:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The monkeys are disciples of monks in the temple. The monks are more dangerous. Stay away from them.

  27. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m poor. I have no monkey.

  28. Chuck | 11:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And toys.
    Yes. I knew I was forgetting something |
    I’m so easily distracted when there is monkey danger about.

  29. Common Bulrush | 11:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Please do not away to intercourse with the monkeys. It will make you so very really intensive danger!

  30. FatKenney | 12:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    6. Look, let’s just make this easy. Stay the hell out of the museum.

  31. Smegma | 12:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Every sentence should
    Start with a period. Not
    The beginning of a line
    In a text.

  32. V-man | 1:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I think monkey is a pretty cool guy. eh makes you dnager and doesn’t afraid anyone

  33. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ”Warning for the monkeys”

    – Do not give the eating for tourists
    – Do not bring any eating and plastic bags for tourists
    – Do not provoke any tourists; they might bite them
    – Do not any intensive care of
    – Do not accident for monkeys (or tourists)
    – Do not please

    NOTICE: I had accidents for monkeys.
    And tourists.

  34. Kburchfiel | 1:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Er, maybe I’ll just away from the museum.

  35. Kris Gould | 2:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I always put my children in intensive care before visiting the museum.

  36. freqdomain | 2:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It so very pointless to cadle car that won’t invoke. And danger to product liability.

  37. Nonsuch Ned | 2:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This sign isn’t clear enough, they tell me I shouldn’t provoke the monkey, but what if I want to annoy, torment, pester, molest, worry, badger, harry, harass, hackle, persecute, irk, rag, vex, bother, tease, nettle, tantalise or ruffle the animal?

  38. RT | 5:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    i didn’t know donkey kong had relatives from thailand

  39. mickeygreeneyes | 7:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Warning to the hammerheads who run this museum. Do not try to scare us tourists or we will bring in all our pastic bags, smother your bloody attack monkeys and eat them. And then we will bite to you. Who do you think you are, the Wicked Witch of the Friggin’ West? It so very danger. Thank for your attention. And yeah, I forgot: No hullabaloo either. Got that?

  40. Batman | 4:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If the monkeys attack me, darned right it will make me danger.

  41. Dervrak | 5:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    6. You can spank your monkey. The Monkey can spank his monkey. But never attempt to spank the monkey’s monkey.

  42. Wile E. Coyote Super Genius | 12:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t you know you’ve got to shock the monkey? No wonder it so very danger.

  43. sparky | 4:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Relic from planet of the apes zoo.

  44. Jerome | 10:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If you don’t intensive care your children, they will to intensive care.

  45. Jerome | 10:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    There’s quite a lot of monkey business going on here.

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