Photo courtesy of Mike Dubois.
Sign spotted in China.
Pretty good place to do crossword puzzles too.
That’s where Martin Luther King came up with his famous quote.
♫ One place one dream
for men between urine ♫♫
Hey in there! Hurry up please! There’s only one place and there’s a line up of people out here waiting to dream too you know!
Wet one wet dream
Same place and same dream, all pretty shitty.
one sheet per dream
A place where the boundary between flushing and non-flushing slowly disappears.
…and when he awoke the poop was gone!
No longer woken up at night.
♫One dream, one soul, one prize♫
♫One goal, one golden glance of what should be♫
And in that dream everyone had perfect aim and washed their hands when they were done.
My dreams keep getting flushed away.
I don’t read a lot of Chinese, but I read enough to know that that is, in fact, what it actually says. WHAT.
If you dream about this, you have problems.
Father always said follow your dreams… and that’s why we need a plumber.
One place One dream/aspiration/wish/hope
You can also replace “One” with “The same.”
♫You say- One place, One dream
When it’s one need, In the toilet♫
One dump, We get to share it
Leaves you baby if you♫
Don’t care for it♫♫
Opps… I just dreamt a little bit in my pants.
One shot, don’t miss
This is actually a perfect translation of the Chinese text… it’s probably a little joke based on the 2008 Olympic Games slogan “One World, One Dream.” Therefore, it’s funny in Chinese too, which makes it less funny in English…
FWIW, not actually Engrish. Looks like that’s a pretty straight translation of the Chinese, to me.
Micah, direct translation is the living soul of Engrish…this one being an instant classic.
In this world, that is where most of your dreams end up.
Some times you just really got to go.
CAUTION: If the toilet is out of control, don’t fall aslip.
It may be a dream, but I’ll still leave the seat up.
As Mama Rose sang,
“I had a DREAM!
A dream about a toilet, baby.
I know it ain’t Broadway, Baby,
But we gotta start someplace, baby!
You won’t smell.
You’ll be great
Even if you have to drop it on a plate.
Dumpin’ here, dumpin’ now,
Baby, your poop is smellin’ like Roses!”
(Would someone please tell me how to add those cute little musical notes?)
No place — one nightmare!
Is there a ‘Number Two’ Place?
“(Would someone please tell me how to add those cute little musical notes?)”
in my case… wait until someone else does it, highlight, copy, and paste.
FREE AT LAST! FREE AT LAST! THANK GOD ALMIGHTY *constipates* WE’RE FREE AT LAST!
♫♫♫ must be where the Everly Bros got their inspiration
yes, from constipation to inspiration in 5 easy pieces
I tried to make an Inception pun about dreams within dreams within dreams, but I’m drawing a blank. Fail.
Just another metaphor for my life.
At least there is this place on earth where everybody’s dream come true.
We are all one now.
One place. One dream. One toilet. One queue. One wet pair of pants
♫♫ thank you mickey♫
You know, in the bathroom.
A cookie to anyone who gets the reference.
I had a dream, I have to pee~~
And the one place you don’t want your dreams to go down.
No toilet paper, though.
The intro for a really crappy movie…
There I sat,
Tried to sh*t,
but only dreamt.
no more, no less
Don’t I know it !!!! I’m constipated.
FINALLY! A place that understands my need of beauty sleep and pooping at the same time!
♫ I dream of Jeanie with the light brown…. ♫
Man waiting outside toilet:
“come on in there! A man can dream can’t he?!”
Jiro Dreams of Poopie
One urinal, One stream……
I always knew it was the thinking chair.
Martin Luther king Jr. Got nothin on this bathroom poet!
Universal toilet; for all humans, animals, bacteria, viruses, fungi, plants, extraterrestrial beings, others…
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