I have a dream

posted on 13 Oct 2011 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Mike Dubois.
Sign spotted in China.

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  1. jjhitt | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Pretty good place to do crossword puzzles too.

  2. Big Fat Cat | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 26  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s where Martin Luther King came up with his famous quote.

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 2  

    ♫ One place one dream
    for men between urine ♫♫

  4. Gemenon | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey in there! Hurry up please! There’s only one place and there’s a line up of people out here waiting to dream too you know!

  5. Algernon | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    Wet one wet dream

  6. Tong | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Same place and same dream, all pretty shitty.

  7. faulty wiring | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    one sheet per dream

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A place where the boundary between flushing and non-flushing slowly disappears.

  9. coffeebot | 5:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …and when he awoke the poop was gone!

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    One place.
    Usually occupied.

  11. SF | 5:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No longer woken up at night.

  12. Kitsune | 6:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ♫One dream, one soul, one prize♫
    ♫One goal, one golden glance of what should be♫

  13. xila31 | 6:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    And in that dream everyone had perfect aim and washed their hands when they were done.

  14. Classic Steve | 6:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    My dreams keep getting flushed away.

  15. jimbobjim | 6:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t read a lot of Chinese, but I read enough to know that that is, in fact, what it actually says. WHAT.

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ‘Peek-a-Poo!’

  17. Chris | 7:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If you dream about this, you have problems.

  18. jjhitt | 7:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Father always said follow your dreams… and that’s why we need a plumber.

  19. YYD | 8:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Literal translation:
    One place One dream/aspiration/wish/hope

  20. YYD | 8:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You can also replace “One” with “The same.”

  21. Nonsuch Ned | 9:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ♫You say- One place, One dream
    When it’s one need, In the toilet♫
    One dump, We get to share it
    Leaves you baby if you♫
    Don’t care for it♫♫

  22. d17nk | 9:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Opps… I just dreamt a little bit in my pants.

  23. GwydionM | 10:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    One shot, don’t miss

  24. Evan | 10:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    This is actually a perfect translation of the Chinese text… it’s probably a little joke based on the 2008 Olympic Games slogan “One World, One Dream.” Therefore, it’s funny in Chinese too, which makes it less funny in English…

  25. Micah Cowan | 11:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    FWIW, not actually Engrish. Looks like that’s a pretty straight translation of the Chinese, to me.

  26. Darth Na'vi | 12:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Micah, direct translation is the living soul of Engrish…this one being an instant classic.

  27. Ralph Hamilton | 1:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    In this world, that is where most of your dreams end up.

  28. J | 1:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Some times you just really got to go.

  29. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    CAUTION: If the toilet is out of control, don’t fall aslip.

  30. jjhitt | 2:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It may be a dream, but I’ll still leave the seat up.

  31. mickeygreeneyes | 2:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    As Mama Rose sang,
    “I had a DREAM!
    A dream about a toilet, baby.
    I know it ain’t Broadway, Baby,
    But we gotta start someplace, baby!

    You won’t smell.
    You’ll be great
    Even if you have to drop it on a plate.
    Dumpin’ here, dumpin’ now,
    Baby, your poop is smellin’ like Roses!”

    (Would someone please tell me how to add those cute little musical notes?)

  32. mickeygreeneyes | 2:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    No place — one nightmare!

  33. Nonsuch Ned | 2:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is there a ‘Number Two’ Place?

    PS
    “(Would someone please tell me how to add those cute little musical notes?)”

    in my case… wait until someone else does it, highlight, copy, and paste.

    ^_^;

  34. RT | 3:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    FREE AT LAST! FREE AT LAST! THANK GOD ALMIGHTY *constipates* WE’RE FREE AT LAST!

  35. mickeygreeneyes | 3:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  


    ♫♫
    Thanks, nonsuch!

  36. DragonLady | 4:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ♫♫♫ must be where the Everly Bros got their inspiration
    yes, from constipation to inspiration in 5 easy pieces
    ♫♫

  37. Smithie | 6:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I tried to make an Inception pun about dreams within dreams within dreams, but I’m drawing a blank. Fail.

  38. Chuck | 9:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    One place.
    One dream.
    Two ply.

  39. Wile E. Coyote Super Genius | 12:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Just another metaphor for my life.

  40. emily | 2:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    At least there is this place on earth where everybody’s dream come true.

  41. Bill Gates | 9:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We are all one now.

  42. li hu | 2:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    One place. One dream. One toilet. One queue. One wet pair of pants

  43. Darth Na'vi | 2:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  


    ♫♫ thank you mickey♫
    ♫♫♫
    ♫♫♫ ♫
    ♫♫
    ♫♫

  44. Great Blue | 9:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You know, in the bathroom.

    A cookie to anyone who gets the reference.

  45. MATCOM | 12:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I had a dream, I have to pee~~

  46. Mutterhorn | 11:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And the one place you don’t want your dreams to go down.

  47. Spiny | 9:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No toilet paper, though.

  48. Sgt. Sarcasm | 12:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The intro for a really crappy movie…

  49. SoSolly | 6:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    There I sat,
    broken hearted.
    Tried to sh*t,
    but only dreamt.

  50. anonymouse | 8:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    no more, no less

  51. sparky | 4:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t I know it !!!! I’m constipated.

  52. Riri | 11:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    FINALLY! A place that understands my need of beauty sleep and pooping at the same time!

  53. Biff the Understudy | 12:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    ♫ I dream of Jeanie with the light brown…. ♫

  54. Will Savage | 9:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Man waiting outside toilet:
    “come on in there! A man can dream can’t he?!”

  55. Biff the Understudy | 12:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Jiro Dreams of Poopie

  56. mjb | 3:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    One urinal, One stream……

  57. America | 8:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I always knew it was the thinking chair.

  58. Bucky | 5:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Martin Luther king Jr. Got nothin on this bathroom poet!

  59. Jerome | 10:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Universal toilet; for all humans, animals, bacteria, viruses, fungi, plants, extraterrestrial beings, others…

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