I just wanted to swim…

Photo courtesy of H. Foster.
Found in Thailand.

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  1. Algernon | 4:07 am |

    So where do I plug it in.

  2. Big Fat Cat | 4:13 am |

    Thanks. Can you tell me where the deep ocean is? I want to drive my car.

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:16 am |

    But… Logitech pools are the best!!

  4. Zizzybalooba | 4:25 am |

    I guess a pool party during Armageddon is out of the question.

  5. Pete | 4:27 am |

    ♫ Oh, I’ve seen fire and I seen rain….♫

  6. Peter Chan | 4:28 am |

    So you’d better teach us how to use the pool as a cat, and we would also be pleased if you could tell us when we could see a fiery rain.

  7. SF | 4:34 am |

    Mickey can probably tell Minnie from Winny the Pool.

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:42 am |

    Is it allowed to walk in the pool and use a keyboard?

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:43 am |

    Asian Confusion Swimming beards, Inc.

  10. FatKenney | 5:10 am |

    “Do I smell brimstone? Better hop in the jacuzzi instead.”

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:18 am |

    Administrator login, requests as follows:

    – Do not hard drive
    – Do not mouse
    – Do not kid

  12. mickeygreeneyes | 5:37 am |

    Yeah, my doctor says if I don’t leave it alone I’ll go blind. Hmm, maybe just ’til I’m a little nearsighted.

  13. DrZos | 6:05 am |

    You kids, you…

  14. DrZos | 6:06 am |

    Can I show up at 18:00am?

  15. DrZos | 6:08 am |

    It’s the first pool with separation anxiety!!!

  16. xila31 | 6:12 am |

    How many times I have told you? Stop throwing cheese into the pool!

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:31 am |

    ♪ I’m burning in the rain… ♪♪

  18. Firstborn | 6:36 am |

    And now the weather forecast for Thailand: Sulphur and brimstone expected in several areas, civilians are advised not to stare at the fiery rain or risk turning into a pillar of salt! And steer clear of the pool in Bellvilla resort.

  19. Kitsune | 6:43 am |

    Do not taunt happy fun pool.

  20. forkforkforkfork | 6:47 am |

    I can figure out what they mean for everything except the mouse. Any hints?

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:53 am |

    I never kid the children. It is still too young.

  22. Classic Steve | 6:56 am |

    What about locusts? Will it protect me from that plague?

  23. jjhitt | 8:42 am |

    Do not pee or right-click in pool.

  24. Jerry Penacoli | 8:42 am |

    Can’t use as a mouse? How ’bout a gerbil?

  25. Michael | 9:21 am |

    Do not leave it alone; It might get lonely and cry a pool of tears.

  26. Hankster | 9:28 am |

    Actually, during a fiery rain is EXACTLY when I’d want to be in the pool.

  27. John | 9:42 am |

    But it’s a USB pool!!!

  28. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:43 am |

    I believe the pool is not very deep. But I wonder about the water.

  29. GwydionM | 10:19 am |

    Reading closely, it is OK to use the pool as a mouse if you are not a parent.

  30. Chuck | 10:58 am |

    Avoid the pool when the village is under siege by Huns with fireball launching catapults.

  31. Lollerskate | 11:13 am |

    ♪Hey, kids, leave the pool alone!♪

  32. coffeebot | 12:29 pm |

    my floating car and I are very unhappy

  33. DragonLady | 1:48 pm |

    Pool party tonight cancelled due to wet fire.

  34. DragonLady | 1:49 pm |

    The Swimming Beard has struck in Phuket!

  35. Ralph Hamilton | 2:00 pm |

    I tried using the pool as a “mouse”. However the water shorted out my keyboard.

  36. Darth Na'vi | 2:00 pm |

    EAE: Exceeds All Expectations!

  37. demondude777 | 4:44 pm |

    Take care of all the children? That is a lot of donations. I will be broke!

  38. RT | 5:36 pm |

    i can’t drive into the pool? that’s it, i’m calling the a-team
    *a-team van bursts through shrub wall and dives into pool*

  39. Blac Kat | 6:37 pm |

    Crap, so I can’t use the pool during the apocalypse?

  40. Bloke | 7:06 pm |

    Hey, isn’t this where Jeremy Clarkson drove the Rolls Royce?

    (If you have no idea what I’m talking about please “leave it alone”)

  41. iLock | 10:04 pm |

    I just gotta say this is some very satisyfing engrish

  42. emily | 11:41 pm |

    In case you are hit by a fiery rain, please drive immediately into the pool to extinguish the fire.

  43. A Non-Y Mouse | 2:50 am |

    Talk about your splash screens.

  44. Seventy2rd o clock | 3:18 am |

    @ iLock: Swimming beards are the best. Remember ‘Swim and must know at sea’ and ‘Swimming beard knows’ ?

    And remember: DON’T POOL DRIVE!

  45. Kburchfiel | 7:26 am |

    Yes, don’t leave it alone because it will get lonely; but if there’s a fiery rain it will surely understand.

  46. Ivy | 10:54 am |

    I guess this is the non carpool lane!

  47. J | 5:18 pm |

    May I happy in the pool?

  48. charlie | 2:07 pm |

    darn…. i really wanted to use the pool as a mouse

  49. Jared B. | 11:46 am |

    If there is a fiery rain or any other Biblical plague I don’t want to get into the pool anyway…water will probably turn into blood any minute now.

  50. AustralianJeffrey | 6:19 pm |

    “Do not use the pool during a fiery rain.” Or you’ll be very burn.

  51. iLock | 6:04 pm |

    @Seventy2rd o clock: Hahahaha, yeah the pool / sea / swimming related Engrish definitely seem to be the some of the funniest ones! 😀

  52. iLock | 6:05 pm |

    So.. do I leave it alone during a fiery rain? I’m confuse!

  53. SPAMSPAMSPAM | 6:42 pm |

    LOL! Do not use the pool as a mouse.
    Actually it trying to says “Do not use the pool when drunk”.
    I have no freakin’ idea why it say “mouse” but I assume it supposed to be “mao” which means drunk in thai.

  54. sparky | 4:24 pm |

    I hate it when the Devil wants to swim. Fiery rain indeed!

  55. G. alala | 3:51 pm |

    Adele was there, beware the fiery rain!

  56. Riri | 3:29 pm |

    DANG IT i only like to swim during fiery rain

  57. Lingo | 8:36 pm |

    Dear Sirs,
    We from Bellvilla resort Management team would thank you for advertising our resort in your prestigious website. We must have invite you for free and not to mention the pool is always open for you. Please park cars in garage before coming in because the pool is not that confident but we trying to help it.
    Thanks

    Bellvilla Management

  58. I set fire!!! To the rain!!! Watched it pour as I jumped in the pool!!!

  59. Aquophis | 5:50 pm |

    Fiery rain

    some stay dry while others feel the pain

  60. skynnielynnie | 9:07 am |

    I guess Adele can’t use the pool here…

  61. ethereal_fire | 9:38 pm |

    No swimming during Armageddon.

  62. Kath | 10:11 am |

    Hey you management. And parents, children and mice
    I might not be deep but I have feelings.
    The Pool
    Bellvilla resort

  63. Nitin | 4:10 am |

    Please do not leave the pool Alone, it gets very lonely and suicidal

  64. iLock | 2:39 am |

    If left alone the pool will cry from loneliness and flood.

  65. Blue | 7:17 pm |

    Don’t swim during fiery rain. But lighting is ok!!!

  66. Doctor Q | 6:54 am |

    We’re gonna need a big mousetrap…

  67. stopnswop | 9:58 pm |

    I’m gonna have to drive home now. its not deep enough for me :(

  68. The Doctor | 2:35 pm |

    Don’t worry, I heard it’s only a 20% chance of fire.

  69. Hugh Jass | 7:11 am |

    Isn’t 18:00 pm just 6:00 am?

  70. DocVoter | 1:32 am |

    I feel like I should use the pool during a fiery rain!! I don’t know why they want me not to!

  71. Soso | 9:13 am |

    Not a good place for cat drivers.

  72. Emanfman | 7:10 pm |

    I guess Adele can’t swim in this pool…

  73. froog | 10:56 pm |

    I am so confused and happy.

  74. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:57 pm |

    Can I use the pool as a chicken?

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