I just wanted to swim…

Photo courtesy of H. Foster.
Found in Thailand.

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  1. Algernon | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 30  Subtract rating 2  

    So where do I plug it in.

  2. Big Fat Cat | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 81  Subtract rating 0  

    Thanks. Can you tell me where the deep ocean is? I want to drive my car.

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 29  Subtract rating 1  

    But… Logitech pools are the best!!

  4. Zizzybalooba | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 43  Subtract rating 0  

    I guess a pool party during Armageddon is out of the question.

  5. Pete | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    ♫ Oh, I’ve seen fire and I seen rain….♫

  6. Peter Chan | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    So you’d better teach us how to use the pool as a cat, and we would also be pleased if you could tell us when we could see a fiery rain.

  7. SF | 4:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 10  

    Mickey can probably tell Minnie from Winny the Pool.

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Is it allowed to walk in the pool and use a keyboard?

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Asian Confusion Swimming beards, Inc.

  10. FatKenney | 5:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    “Do I smell brimstone? Better hop in the jacuzzi instead.”

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Administrator login, requests as follows:

    – Do not hard drive
    – Do not mouse
    – Do not kid

  12. mickeygreeneyes | 5:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Yeah, my doctor says if I don’t leave it alone I’ll go blind. Hmm, maybe just ’til I’m a little nearsighted.

  13. DrZos | 6:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    You kids, you…

  14. DrZos | 6:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 3  

    Can I show up at 18:00am?

  15. DrZos | 6:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s the first pool with separation anxiety!!!

  16. xila31 | 6:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    How many times I have told you? Stop throwing cheese into the pool!

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    ♪ I’m burning in the rain… ♪♪

  18. Firstborn | 6:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    And now the weather forecast for Thailand: Sulphur and brimstone expected in several areas, civilians are advised not to stare at the fiery rain or risk turning into a pillar of salt! And steer clear of the pool in Bellvilla resort.

  19. Kitsune | 6:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    Do not taunt happy fun pool.

  20. forkforkforkfork | 6:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I can figure out what they mean for everything except the mouse. Any hints?

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    I never kid the children. It is still too young.

  22. Classic Steve | 6:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    What about locusts? Will it protect me from that plague?

  23. jjhitt | 8:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Do not pee or right-click in pool.

  24. Jerry Penacoli | 8:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Can’t use as a mouse? How ’bout a gerbil?

  25. Michael | 9:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    Do not leave it alone; It might get lonely and cry a pool of tears.

  26. Hankster | 9:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Actually, during a fiery rain is EXACTLY when I’d want to be in the pool.

  27. John | 9:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    But it’s a USB pool!!!

  28. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I believe the pool is not very deep. But I wonder about the water.

  29. GwydionM | 10:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Reading closely, it is OK to use the pool as a mouse if you are not a parent.

  30. Chuck | 10:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Avoid the pool when the village is under siege by Huns with fireball launching catapults.

  31. Lollerskate | 11:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    ♪Hey, kids, leave the pool alone!♪

  32. coffeebot | 12:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    my floating car and I are very unhappy

  33. DragonLady | 1:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Pool party tonight cancelled due to wet fire.

  34. DragonLady | 1:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The Swimming Beard has struck in Phuket!

  35. Ralph Hamilton | 2:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I tried using the pool as a “mouse”. However the water shorted out my keyboard.

  36. Darth Na'vi | 2:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    EAE: Exceeds All Expectations!

  37. demondude777 | 4:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Take care of all the children? That is a lot of donations. I will be broke!

  38. RT | 5:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    i can’t drive into the pool? that’s it, i’m calling the a-team
    *a-team van bursts through shrub wall and dives into pool*

  39. Blac Kat | 6:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Crap, so I can’t use the pool during the apocalypse?

  40. Bloke | 7:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey, isn’t this where Jeremy Clarkson drove the Rolls Royce?

    (If you have no idea what I’m talking about please “leave it alone”)

  41. iLock | 10:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I just gotta say this is some very satisyfing engrish

  42. emily | 11:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    In case you are hit by a fiery rain, please drive immediately into the pool to extinguish the fire.

  43. A Non-Y Mouse | 2:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Talk about your splash screens.

  44. Seventy2rd o clock | 3:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @ iLock: Swimming beards are the best. Remember ‘Swim and must know at sea’ and ‘Swimming beard knows’ ?

    And remember: DON’T POOL DRIVE!

  45. Kburchfiel | 7:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yes, don’t leave it alone because it will get lonely; but if there’s a fiery rain it will surely understand.

  46. Ivy | 10:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I guess this is the non carpool lane!

  47. J | 5:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    May I happy in the pool?

  48. charlie | 2:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    darn…. i really wanted to use the pool as a mouse

  49. Jared B. | 11:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    If there is a fiery rain or any other Biblical plague I don’t want to get into the pool anyway…water will probably turn into blood any minute now.

  50. AustralianJeffrey | 6:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “Do not use the pool during a fiery rain.” Or you’ll be very burn.

  51. iLock | 6:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Seventy2rd o clock: Hahahaha, yeah the pool / sea / swimming related Engrish definitely seem to be the some of the funniest ones! 😀

  52. iLock | 6:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So.. do I leave it alone during a fiery rain? I’m confuse!

  53. SPAMSPAMSPAM | 6:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    LOL! Do not use the pool as a mouse.
    Actually it trying to says “Do not use the pool when drunk”.
    I have no freakin’ idea why it say “mouse” but I assume it supposed to be “mao” which means drunk in thai.

  54. sparky | 4:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I hate it when the Devil wants to swim. Fiery rain indeed!

  55. G. alala | 3:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Adele was there, beware the fiery rain!

  56. Riri | 3:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    DANG IT i only like to swim during fiery rain

  57. Lingo | 8:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Dear Sirs,
    We from Bellvilla resort Management team would thank you for advertising our resort in your prestigious website. We must have invite you for free and not to mention the pool is always open for you. Please park cars in garage before coming in because the pool is not that confident but we trying to help it.
    Thanks

    Bellvilla Management

  58. GustfeatherOfWindclan | 3:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I set fire!!! To the rain!!! Watched it pour as I jumped in the pool!!!

  59. Aquophis | 5:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Fiery rain

    some stay dry while others feel the pain

  60. skynnielynnie | 9:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I guess Adele can’t use the pool here…

  61. ethereal_fire | 9:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    No swimming during Armageddon.

  62. Kath | 10:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey you management. And parents, children and mice
    I might not be deep but I have feelings.
    The Pool
    Bellvilla resort

  63. Nitin | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Please do not leave the pool Alone, it gets very lonely and suicidal

  64. iLock | 2:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    If left alone the pool will cry from loneliness and flood.

  65. Blue | 7:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t swim during fiery rain. But lighting is ok!!!

  66. Doctor Q | 6:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We’re gonna need a big mousetrap…

  67. stopnswop | 9:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m gonna have to drive home now. its not deep enough for me :(

  68. The Doctor | 2:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t worry, I heard it’s only a 20% chance of fire.

  69. Hugh Jass | 7:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Isn’t 18:00 pm just 6:00 am?

  70. DocVoter | 1:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I feel like I should use the pool during a fiery rain!! I don’t know why they want me not to!

  71. Soso | 9:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Not a good place for cat drivers.

  72. Emanfman | 7:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I guess Adele can’t swim in this pool…

  73. froog | 10:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I am so confused and happy.

  74. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Can I use the pool as a chicken?

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