[\] No Lapels.

posted on 18 Oct 2011 in Chinglish

[\] Do Not Smile, either

Photo courtesy of Solomon Yuyiung.
Found in Quangzhou, China.

33 captions

  1. EGG | 4:07 am |

    You must eat healthy in our gallery.

  2. faulty wiring | 4:08 am |

    Translation reads: ‘Malnutrition may impair your appreciation of some works’

  3. Tong | 4:09 am |

    If you diet, you will end up like the person next to the gentleman in this painting.

  4. faulty wiring | 4:10 am |

    Entry fee:

    0 – 20kg: RMB10

    21 – 50kg: RMB30

    51 – 100kg: RMB50

    >100kg/Americans: RMB100

  5. Algernon | 4:11 am |

    No Pictures

  6. DrLex | 4:13 am |

    Security guards will shove a hamburger down your throat if you’re seen walking around without food.

  7. JohnZ | 4:19 am |

    No bans.

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:26 am |

    And if you MUST diet, do not inside.

  9. jjhitt | 4:35 am |

    The visit to the Palace Of Fun was not off to a good start.

  10. Big Fat Cat | 4:48 am |

    In case you smoke, diet, or touch, you will be thrown in jail.

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:06 am |

    No monkeys?

  12. Lora | 5:15 am |

    Do not offer the gentleman in the painting cigarettes or junk food or touch him with your germy hands. He is a very health-conscious painting.

  13. Dervrak | 5:43 am |

    Maybe the owner of the gallery is a chubby chaser…

  14. GwydionM | 6:21 am |

    That’s Sun Yat-sen: did no one here recognise him?

    And suits without lapels are rather a good idea, the lapels do nothing useful.

  15. DrZos | 6:53 am |

    Starting next Monday, I will do not diet

  16. Chris | 7:04 am |

    Is it just me, or does that portrait seem to age a little more every day?

  17. FatKenney | 7:46 am |

    “Welcome to the museum, here’s your compulsory Twinky.”

  18. Zizzybalooba | 7:46 am |

    No popped collars either.

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:02 am |

    So I must bring an eating, and then diet outside?

  20. Big Fat Cat | 12:01 pm |

    Little is known that Sun Yat Sen was the secret founder of the “No smoking, No diet, No Touching” Society.

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:05 pm |

    What else not to do:

    – Do not upset the picture – create a quiet
    – Do not leave it alone
    – Do not multitouch
    – Do not multitasking
    – Do not use the sign as a mouse-pad
    – Do not care

    PS: We have no monkey here, so you can bring some with you.

  22. coffeebot | 2:11 pm |

    Carefully remove breathe

  23. Stuart | 2:22 pm |

    No thin allowed.

  24. Smegma | 2:31 pm |

    A supermodel’s New Year’s resolution list.

  25. Ralph Hamilton | 4:13 pm |

    We remove your liver upon exiting with.

  26. J | 12:00 am |

    Ø DO NOT FUN Ø

  27. mickeygreeneyes | 5:06 am |

    Also do not look at the pictures.

  28. Peter | 3:25 pm |

    Do not read the sign.

  29. Ro-An de Guzman | 3:47 am |

    > Do not Look
    > Do not Eat
    > Do not Talk
    > Do not Breathe
    > Do not Move…. AT ALL!

  30. jack | 10:37 am |

    do not smile.

    do not live

    do not die

    do not do nothing

    do not do anything

    do not do what is not done but do it.

  31. sparky | 5:14 pm |

    Also No Fun

    No humming or singing

    No dancing in the aisles

    THIS MEANS YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  32. the chosen one | 10:21 pm |

    if any vegetable pieces are found in ur poop u will be sentenced to jail

  33. Myself | 2:39 pm |

    The pictured food doesn’t exactly look like something you would eat on a diet.

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