No really, it is soup…
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Found in a Taiwanese food restaurant in Shanghai, China.
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Three cups of intestines and dirty food with a pot head to boot. Joy!
Courtesy of Hannibal Lecter’s 5 Star Cafe
Most pot heads I know are on the big side. You know, they get the munchies all the time.
Dr. Bahbah’s Sheep IVF centre. Unsuitable stock is used for human consumption.
Do the assorted pot heads come in any kind of value pack?
Soup? You mean… LITERALLY?!
Little sheep cuming soon?
Mary had a little lamb
She put her on the menu.
I think this menu was translated by one of those small pot heads.
♫ Like a beef on a wire… ♫
Bring me Metaphorical Soup and some Gleeful Sheep
And some Clean Acid Beans served with Pot Head
is it also literally dirty?
Will someone please turn down the volume on the guozi beef?
A boneless chicken… It probably ate the acid beans.
Next time I order the Acid Beans Dirty I won’t follow it with the Volume Mushroom things. Whoa.
I’m feeling a little obtuse…can you whip up some metaphorical noodles and a side of theoretically fried vegetables?
Get me some virtually mutton, clean please !
I think the menu comes from Planet Pleurotus.
Mary hada little lamb,
Her father shot it dead,
Mary had a little lamb,
Between two slabs of bread.
Blacksheep Pudding is.
Mary had a little lamb,
Her father shot it dead,
Mary had a little lamb,
Between two slabs of bread.
I think the online translator has short-circuited.
Be sure to observe correct beef wire polarity – green wire goes to pepper, red wire goes to sheep.
Cant blame the sheep. If I ended up on this menu I’d be pretty sour too.
Greg Mortenson attempts a comeback with 3 Cups of Intestines.
Start with the assorted small pot head and get the munchies–everything else will be appetizing. After you’ve had the acid beans, you’ll be able to see the flavor!
Waiter, what are all those flies doing in my cups full of intestines?
Don’t take the brown beans. There have been allot of bad trips.
I hate it when people misuse “literally”
When I said I said this menu was LIKE an alphabet soup of random words I was speaking figuratively.
It is commendable that the restaurant is honest to admit serving dirty food.
”Waiter, these beans I ordered are clean!!
This menu is literally, literally and literally! dirty.
Luckily, the pot head on the menu is a vegetarian…
mama always said life was like a box of assorted small pot head
You get three cups of intestines, in Kerrogg’s intestine bran!
Oh, and why am I seeing so many random captions, which I never voted on nor posted, with greyed-out thumbs?
@mouse, I told you not to take the brown acid. It makes things look dirty.
I’ll have the chicken
I’ll have the chicken.
Little sheep cummin’ through the beef wire.
Ummm…. what the hell is pleurotus?
♫ Baa, baa, sour sheep,
Have you any intestines?
Yes sir, yes sir
Three cups full ♫
@A Non-Y Mouse – Yeah I know I’m seeing that too! Weird…
This soup is so damn literal!
Hey, they can claim now a 4.77 Michelin star restaurant!
Dang. I was kinda hoping for some metaphorically soup.
This soup is not a pipe!
I’ll just take the soup…at least I know what it is!
Funny, the assorted potheads only made me hungrier, actually I think that was the acid beans dissolving my stomach.
pleurotus
noun
agarics with white spores and caps having an eccentric stem; an important mushroom of Japan
Same as a blowfish, and anything on this menu,
sometimes poisonous.
It is always heart-warming how Asian restaurants encourage their guests to contribute salt-and-pepper to their local Greek philosopher
Man am I happy they added a picture of the ‘Spicy Chicken’, I would have been clueless of this menu otherwise.
after beating three cups of intestines out of child, please wash in handbasin.
Now that beef dish is a shocking experience!
I’ve bee here! I asked the Chef and he explained they get the assorted pot heads after the ate the acid beans dirty and got the little sheep cumin which the other sheep sour and the chickens boneless. the other stuff they just pull out of the open sewer out back, simmer overnight and give it different names. once in a while a horsefly drops by.
What if I only want two cups of intestines?