Simple food for plane folk

posted on 24 Oct 2011 in Menus

I’m paying for this with my air-miles…

Photo courtesy of Kim Lonskov.
Menu found in Tokyo, Japan.

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  1. engrishwebmaster | 12:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Can’t read the menu? Just wing it.

  2. DrLex | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Duck!!

  3. Zizzybalooba | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Probably flies right through your intestines.

  4. jjhitt | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “PULL UP! Whoop! Whoop! PULL UP!”

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This looks more like shallow-diving.

  6. Tong | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A upgrade for Journey to the center of the earth.

  7. Algernon | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    its so big you’ll get carried away

  8. Silly Uncle Willy | 4:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The sequel to Deep Floating.

  9. DECMATH | 5:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Penguin!

  10. Big Fat Cat | 5:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Comes with our complimentary Dip Flying Teriyaki Saucer

  11. coffeebot | 5:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    and for dessert I’ll have the fran

  12. jjhitt | 6:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In the event of an emergency landing, your seat cushion will turn into a pick and shovel.

  13. SF | 6:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Here is your captain speaking … we have currently reached our cruising altitude of 10,000 feet below sea-level …”

  14. Chris | 7:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I think I’ll just wok.

  15. jjhitt | 7:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “We’ll be flying through the Rockies…”

  16. jjhitt | 7:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The Official Airline of Linda Lovelace.

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It seems there was a chicken murder. All those flies!

  18. Ralph Hamilton | 12:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Deep Flying, High diving. What next?

  19. Jellychop | 2:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    For all members of the mile deep club.

  20. Peter | 8:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Got it . . . Japanese Engrish locks ^_^

  21. Lora | 1:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m not that hungry, can I just have the Deep-gliding instead?

  22. mickeygreeneyes | 7:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s fried rice, you plick!

  23. iLock | 6:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Do you have a Mire High Crub?

  24. jack | 10:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    does it come with air-line peanuts.

  25. sparky | 5:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Duck Duck cooked Goose

  26. the chosen one | 10:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    also we have these deep grilled kebabs with deep frozen carrot juice

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