The DJ seems awfully hyper tonight…

posted on 11 Oct 2011 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Larissa Wright.
Found inside electronics store in Guangzhou, China.

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faulty wiring | 4:06 am | Vote: 17 0

and you can square root yourself too!
jjhitt | 4:09 am | Vote: 18 0

E tu, Brute?
FatKenney | 4:22 am | Vote: 16 1

Quantum Physicist humor is seldom appreciated.
jjhitt | 4:24 am | Vote: 18 0

When I was young, the speed of light really meant something, yes siree bob!
JohnZ | 4:29 am | Vote: 14 0

Troll science is everywhere.
Big Fat Cat | 4:31 am | Vote: 6 0

Must be pirated from Einstein original manuscript.
Algernon | 4:34 am | Vote: 1 0

Its all in the phone
DrLex | 4:38 am | Vote: 31 0

E=√(MC) instead of MC²? I didn’t know the global crisis affected the yield of mass-to-energy conversion as well.
J-Luke | 4:42 am | Vote: 12 0

The MC seems to be too square…
Seventy2rd o clock | 4:51 am | Vote: 33 0

Engrish²
Jazzy | 5:55 am | Vote: 16 0

I’ll bet that store doesn’t sell “smart-phones.”
Seventy2rd o clock | 6:06 am | Vote: 9 0

Einstein on Ecstasy?
Lollerskate | 6:26 am | Vote: 6 0

Finally! The formula for a bootlegged McDonald’s has been revealed!
Kitsune | 7:02 am | Vote: 6 0

Awww… that’s cute. BUT IT”S WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chris | 7:08 am | Vote: 6 0

This is the store where the stupider geniuses shop.
YYD | 7:23 am | Vote: 2 0

The full name is literally:
E²=MC Cellphone Concept Shop
jjhitt | 7:24 am | Vote: 7 0

Prepare phone for ludicrous speed…
Ralph Hamilton | 7:36 am | Vote: 17 1

Albert Einstein’s brother Frank Einstein.
Seventy2rd o clock | 7:51 am | Vote: 7 0

Eating² = MC Donald’s
coffeebot | 7:53 am | Vote: 50 0

Dyslexic Einstein invented Unclear Fusion
Seventy2rd o clock | 8:55 am | Vote: 4 0

@ coffeebot: Unclear Fusion – this is a good one!
Peter Chan | 9:30 am | Vote: 10 0

By Elbert Ainstein ?
GwydionM | 10:53 am | Vote: 3 0

It’s the secret of those speeding neutrinos!
Chuck | 12:59 pm | Vote: 1 3

This equation quantifies the power of music.

( Although, I’m still at a loss to equate hip-hop with music ! )
Someone | 1:36 pm | Vote: 3 0

Well, if you run slower, you’re left with more energy!
DragonLady | 2:37 pm | Vote: 1 1

So, E² is our boppin’ MC tonight. Let’s give a big hand for noob E².
Lollerskate | 4:57 pm | Vote: 0 0

Perfect for the ‘Reclaim you Brain’ ad I just saw.
RT | 5:18 pm | Vote: 0 0

*&^%-ing light speed… how does it work?
mickeygreeneyes | 6:30 pm | Vote: 1 0

Yeah, it’s E squared equals MC. So THAT to you, Albert Einstein! Ya think you’re so smart!
J | 6:36 pm | Vote: 2 0

energy slows down except when it is speeding up
Tong | 9:05 pm | Vote: 1 1

The owner of this shop is like a combination of Schwarzenegger and Einstein. He has the brain of Schwarzenegger and the body of Einstein.
Seventy2rd o clock | 11:28 pm | Vote: 0 0

Correct equation is: E = WC²

(NOTE: The first version of equation becomes valid only after iPhone 4S sale exceeds 100M and thus creates a black hole in smartphone market and in universe in general).
Conventi | 11:34 am | Vote: 1 2

If Sheldon from the Big Bang Theory sees this, he will get a heart attack !
Wile E. Coyote Super Genius | 12:34 am | Vote: 0 0

Not the best example of the product of Tiger Moms.
Duck | 11:24 am | Vote: 1 0

Is this really Engrish or just a standard flub?
mariachi | 8:27 pm | Vote: 0 0

This need some transposition to make it right!
Jenny | 7:25 am | Vote: 0 0

That might explain why we made it to the moon first…
sawi | 11:20 pm | Vote: 0 0

Don’t drink and derive
sparky | 4:53 pm | Vote: 0 0

Okay Morons…let me explain this to you one more time…errors squared = More Confusion. prelly funny…… light GI?

Owner(quit bothering me before I put up the value of pi= 6 slices.

Ha Ha Ha… sometimes i clack myself up!