The DJ seems awfully hyper tonight…

posted on 11 Oct 2011 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Larissa Wright.
Found inside electronics store in Guangzhou, China.

40 captions

  1. faulty wiring | 4:06 am |

    and you can square root yourself too!

  2. jjhitt | 4:09 am |

    E tu, Brute?

  3. FatKenney | 4:22 am |

    Quantum Physicist humor is seldom appreciated.

  4. jjhitt | 4:24 am |

    When I was young, the speed of light really meant something, yes siree bob!

  5. JohnZ | 4:29 am |

    Troll science is everywhere.

  6. Big Fat Cat | 4:31 am |

    Must be pirated from Einstein original manuscript.

  7. Algernon | 4:34 am |

    Its all in the phone

  8. DrLex | 4:38 am |

    E=√(MC) instead of MC²? I didn’t know the global crisis affected the yield of mass-to-energy conversion as well.

  9. J-Luke | 4:42 am |

    The MC seems to be too square…

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:51 am |

    Engrish²

  11. Jazzy | 5:55 am |

    I’ll bet that store doesn’t sell “smart-phones.”

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:06 am |

    Einstein on Ecstasy?

  13. Lollerskate | 6:26 am |

    Finally! The formula for a bootlegged McDonald’s has been revealed!

  14. Kitsune | 7:02 am |

    Awww… that’s cute. BUT IT”S WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  15. Chris | 7:08 am |

    This is the store where the stupider geniuses shop.

  16. YYD | 7:23 am |

    The full name is literally:
    E²=MC Cellphone Concept Shop

  17. jjhitt | 7:24 am |

    Prepare phone for ludicrous speed…

  18. Ralph Hamilton | 7:36 am |

    Albert Einstein’s brother Frank Einstein.

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:51 am |

    Eating² = MC Donald’s

  20. coffeebot | 7:53 am |

    Dyslexic Einstein invented Unclear Fusion

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:55 am |

    @ coffeebot: Unclear Fusion – this is a good one!

  22. Peter Chan | 9:30 am |

    By Elbert Ainstein ?

  23. GwydionM | 10:53 am |

    It’s the secret of those speeding neutrinos!

  24. Chuck | 12:59 pm |

    This equation quantifies the power of music.

    ( Although, I’m still at a loss to equate hip-hop with music ! )

  25. Someone | 1:36 pm |

    Well, if you run slower, you’re left with more energy!

  26. DragonLady | 2:37 pm |

    So, E² is our boppin’ MC tonight. Let’s give a big hand for noob E².

  27. Lollerskate | 4:57 pm |

    Perfect for the ‘Reclaim you Brain’ ad I just saw.

  28. RT | 5:18 pm |

    *&^%-ing light speed… how does it work?

  29. mickeygreeneyes | 6:30 pm |

    Yeah, it’s E squared equals MC. So THAT to you, Albert Einstein! Ya think you’re so smart!

  30. J | 6:36 pm |

    energy slows down except when it is speeding up

  31. Tong | 9:05 pm |

    The owner of this shop is like a combination of Schwarzenegger and Einstein. He has the brain of Schwarzenegger and the body of Einstein.

  32. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:28 pm |

    Correct equation is: E = WC²

    (NOTE: The first version of equation becomes valid only after iPhone 4S sale exceeds 100M and thus creates a black hole in smartphone market and in universe in general).

  33. Conventi | 11:34 am |

    If Sheldon from the Big Bang Theory sees this, he will get a heart attack !

  34. Not the best example of the product of Tiger Moms.

  35. Duck | 11:24 am |

    Is this really Engrish or just a standard flub?

  36. mariachi | 8:27 pm |

    This need some transposition to make it right!

  37. Jenny | 7:25 am |

    That might explain why we made it to the moon first…

  38. sawi | 11:20 pm |

    Don’t drink and derive

  39. sparky | 4:53 pm |

    Okay Morons…let me explain this to you one more time…errors squared = More Confusion. prelly funny…… light GI?

    Owner(quit bothering me before I put up the value of pi= 6 slices.

    Ha Ha Ha… sometimes i clack myself up!

  40. rocha | 11:45 am |

    einstein’s nemesis

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