The sink! Only soap!

posted on 25 Oct 2011 in Engrish from Other Countries

The trash! Only towels!

Photo courtesy of M.B.
Sign found in Ulan-Ude, Russia.

36 captions

  1. SF | 4:06 am |

    !THE REQUEST, IN THE CAPTIONS TO WRITE!
    !GOOD TASTE!

  2. JohnZ | 4:06 am |

    What a classy way to say “We wipe our asses with your requests”.

  3. jjhitt | 4:07 am |

    In Soviet Russia, toilet clogs you.

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:07 am |

    ‘YES, SIR!!!!’
    *Salutes and pulls up pants*

  5. Algernon | 4:12 am |

    So its ornamental then.

  6. DrLex | 4:12 am |

    If you’re going to Russia, make sure nobody will want to ask you something. Unless you’re good at dodging flying toilet bowls.

  7. DrLex | 4:14 am |

    ! THE SENSE, IN A SIGN TO READ !
    ! NONE !

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:25 am |

    Wait, I can’t take a dump backwards!

  9. EGG | 4:46 am |

    So this is Yoda’s new job.

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:11 am |

    ATTENTION: That’s a request, not an order!!!

  11. jjhitt | 5:50 am |

    IT! !IN A BASKET, TO PUT!
    !THE LOTION!

  12. Classic Steve | 6:21 am |

    The last line came when the speaker realized how stupidly he said the previous. Too bad it was dictated.

  13. Xila31 | 6:36 am |

    This toilet is for informational purposes only.

  14. Kitsune | 6:55 am |

    Please toilet don’t throw anything at me. I was already offended today by a monkey throwing poo,

  15. GwydionM | 10:04 am |

    ! Persons are requested to step out of the toilet bowl before throwing anything!

  16. Ralph Hamilton | 1:33 pm |

    Don’t drink the water.

  17. Ralph Hamilton | 1:34 pm |

    Don’t gargle in the Bidet.

  18. Redwood | 2:13 pm |

    !THE ORDER, AS A GOOD COMRADE TO BE!
    !SUBMISSIVE!

  19. Bill Gates | 3:02 pm |

    !He looks like a Greek!
    God!

  20. Snufkin | 5:09 pm |

    “Yes sir, I can assure you all requests are routed straight to the circular file.”

    *Flush*

  21. mickeygreeneyes | 7:18 pm |

    Murder a chicken here and your ass is history!

  22. mickeygreeneyes | 7:18 pm |

    Don’t mess with the KGB, Comrade!

  23. mickeygreeneyes | 7:19 pm |

    Once again we end up in Jean-Paul Sartre’s salle de bain.

  24. J | 12:44 am |

    “Do you play requests?”

  25. Camy | 2:01 am |

    This is Far East Engrish. You’re travelling a lot, folks! Good for you. 🙂

  26. Tim | 3:24 pm |

    FYI: the Russian says:
    Dear Passengers!
    Please do not empty into closet (meaning WC)
    trash and food waste
    To Prevent Clog!!!

  27. Inspect Her Gadget | 8:13 am |

    From Toilet With Love

  28. MarkTwainChanneler | 4:56 am |

    !THE REQUEST, TO THROW NOTHING! !INCLUDING THE CRAPMEAT!

  29. A Non-Y Mouse | 6:28 pm |

    ! THE REQUEST, THE FACILITIES TO CLEAN !
    ! NEVER !

  30. Buzz Killington | 10:09 am |

    This is actually a direct quote from Joseph Stalin’s 19 August 1939 speech to members of the Politburo.

  31. Anonymous | 4:54 pm |

    унитаз does not mean closet and never would lol.

  32. teknophelia | 12:04 pm |

    At least the russians know what to do with requests to the IT department

  33. quinn | 9:51 am |

    I can totally hear a bearded dude with a Russian accent screaming this.

  34. Rooibos | 12:22 am |

    Hold the request, pass the vodka!

  35. sparky | 5:43 pm |

    Can I throw………………………..UP?

  36. Russian dude | 4:38 am |

    Another Runglish example. It actually says: “Please, don’t throw litter and food waste in the toilet or the drain will clog up”.

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