185-Pounder with cheese?

posted on 9 Nov 2011 in Chinglish, Signs

I’ll have a Big Mark, please…

Photo courtesy of Lane Hardy.
Found at McD in Wuhan, China.

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  1. DrLex | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Now featuring the MacAnnibal.

  2. DrLex | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll have a salad with some fava beans and a nice Chianti, please.

  3. Algernon | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Well just supersize me!

  4. Tong | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Under new management. Changed menu and rules. Try our new Liver Burger.

    Yours sincerely

    Hannibal Lecter

  5. JohnZ | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ronald McDonald = Pedobear meets Hannibal Lecter

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    NOTE: Toilet seating reserved until further notice.

  7. dangevin | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame-seed Bob.

  8. Tong | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Customer: I will have a Double Chin burger meal, supersize it, please.
    Manager: Sir, McDonalds does not provide the supersize option any more, it hurts our triple bottom line.

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Today’s honorable McDonald’s guests (available in S, M, L, XL and XXL sizes):

    – Assorted Vegetarians
    – Samurai Warriors
    – Dutch Cowboys
    – Nuts Guys

    Lest In Peace. Funerals start at 4 pm.

  10. jjhitt | 5:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You deserve a Blake today.

  11. Big Fat Cat | 5:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t want the whole guest. I just want their McNuggets please.

  12. jjhitt | 5:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I tried eating Vegan, but they’re too skinny.

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ”Umm, four chestburgers out of that smart-dressed lady with reading glasses, on the seating number 47, please.”

  14. jjhitt | 5:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    ba-da-ba-ba-ba… i’m lovin’ you.

  15. Lora | 7:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Over millions of people served…on a sesame seed bun.

  16. Lora | 7:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t even want to know what’s in the Special Sauce.

  17. Kitsune | 7:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t want tp eat that, who knows who sat on it

  18. Chris | 8:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey-when I said “eat me,” I didn’t mean “EAT ME!”

  19. Chuck | 8:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Starts off with

    Two obese Pattys…

  20. Michael | 9:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Either that or McDonald’s has made reserved seating for tuberculosis!

  21. demondude777 | 9:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Billions served…..to others.

  22. Chris | 10:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “To Serve Man”

  23. Smithie | 11:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We’ve used every other undesirable item in our cooking, but saved the best for last.

  24. Steve | 11:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Two all Keith patties, Michelle sauce, Alice, Steve, Nicoles, minions, on a Stephanie Reid bun.

  25. Kris | 11:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Welcome to Sweeny McTodd’s.

  26. J-Luke | 12:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I recommend our special Happy Neal – I mean Meal…

  27. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Special ‘SALE OF GUEST MURDER’ starts tomorrow!
    Please reserve the standing, seating AND eating.

  28. Peter Chan | 1:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Last evening we had Donald for dinner. Yuck he stank big time.

  29. Seventy2rd o clock | 2:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Mr. and Mrs.,

    EAT AND BE EATING!

    Burger Killing, Kentucky Fried Cowboy, Deadly Queen and McDrools wish you the final and inevitable ‘Bone Appetit’.

    L.I.P.

  30. RT | 4:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    the McRob’s seasonal… usually we start catching them en masse when they reach their late 30s and are desperate to mate anywhere, like here.

  31. iLock | 6:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Murderous
    cannibals
    Distasteful
    Odour
    Now
    At
    Living
    Diners
    Seating

  32. emily | 8:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Toasted French, please…..

  33. Ralph Hamilton | 12:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t want to thinki about this, but I bet I know where the cheese is.

  34. GwydionM | 11:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ezra Pound with Cheese!

  35. GwydionM | 11:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ezra Pound with Cheese!

  36. stewart | 1:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is it “lets eat, grandma” or “lets eat grandma” . Punctuation saves lives!

  37. YJ | 11:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Must be some reenforced seating.

  38. PatsPOS | 9:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If you bring Burger King guests, you will promptly be shown the door.

  39. Stephen | 7:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    McFood is McPEOPLE!

  40. sparky | 6:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    HHHHMMMM. What ever happened to Mrs. McDonald?

  41. Biff the Understudy | 1:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I asked me for my bill and they served me William.

  42. Huu Yuu | 7:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Lora: Obviously the Special Sauce is soylent green

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