Choking Hazard

posted on 7 Nov 2011 in Bags/Packaging

Photo courtesy of Josh BB.

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  1. DrLex | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Do not use in small confined spaces.

  2. Algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You really need to be careful of the silent by deadlies

  3. DrLex | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The motion sensor is also able to pick up the movement of pass out.

  4. JohnZ | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    For big farts please insert a D battery.

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Choking children produce small farts.
    Choking adults produce a rectal turbulence.

    No batteries required.

  6. Zizzybalooba | 4:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m not amused. I choked on a small fart when I was 1 and it was terrifying. I think my mother was nursing me and let one slip out. Luckily it wasn’t my Dad.

  7. Tong | 4:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Children under 3, their bodies are so small, farts coming out from the wrong end can become a choking hazard.

  8. Big Fat Cat | 5:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In Canada, It’s called child abuse and you will be prosecuted.

  9. DrLex | 5:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    According to the Dutch label at the right, the batteries must not be “weggled”.

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Our motion sensor is the only one on the market which detects even the smallest forbidden gas movement of the children under 3 years.

  11. jjhitt | 5:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I wouldn’t know anything about this. I’ve never farted.

  12. emily | 6:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Big farts from adults would be more suffocating!

  13. mickeygreeneyes | 6:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Mount the camera? Hey, I’ll let ya know when I get desperate enough to start dating Nikons!

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Method of use:
    – For successful installation, it is highly recommended to use Install Shield Wizard, or a gas mask
    – When alarm goes off, immediately start the process of evacuation
    – After the building and surroundings are evacuated, please eliminate
    all possible gas leftovers and decontaminate the children and the wider area
    – To prevent further accidents, avoid giving the children too much beer, beans etc. (especially to those under 3 years)

  15. Chris | 8:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Wasn’t me.

  16. Ralph Hamilton | 8:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hed not tis but the breaking of wind.

    Ah! Tis better he break it before than behind.

    (Midsummer Nights Dream)

  17. Ralph Hamilton | 8:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The motion sensor will catch you crapping in the car-park.

  18. demondude777 | 10:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Fart big son…fart big and proud!

  19. GwydionM | 11:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The motion sensor can pick up the motion of pass by, but will confuse small farts with small children.

  20. Nonsuch Ned | 11:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Are these the directions for a Dutch Oven?

  21. A Non-Y Mouse | 1:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    They haven’t met my toddler.

  22. RT | 3:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    cameras these days are so advanced, they act like prostitutes. first it lets you mount it, then it picks up passerby?

    although that doesn’t explain the farting and subsequent choking hazard

  23. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Translated by Dutch Cowboy.

  24. J | 12:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

  25. J | 12:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    dang it didn’t work. I found a “fart in the face” emoticon. Oh well

    Something is about to not happy.

  26. brbr | 10:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No, you have to mount it in a comfortable location and then justlet the movement pass by.

  27. kim | 10:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s an automated laser-shooting maximum-security motion-detecting killing machine. Once activated, it thinks that small farts are the sounds of a burglar’s shoes, and will fire at will.

  28. anonymouse | 7:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No wonder these don’t sell so well.

  29. sparky | 6:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Manufactured by the same company that makes the liquid you put in your pool that turns the water red when you pee.

  30. the chosen one | 10:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    parental guidance for children between 3 and 10

  31. Stan | 1:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The little ninjas are the most dangerous ones.

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