Choose wisely

What no ice.

Hmm, I would go for a food but I’m not sure if it’s legal…

Decisions, decisions…

Now we know what the pervert spends his money on

The problem with crack is that after one hour you are feeling low again.

This sign cracked me up!

But is it organic?

Warez geeks delight!

“Cleanup in Aisle 7 …um… Paramedics and CPR in Aisle 7”

It’s the Holidays. Stock up on guns, ho’s and ammo now.

Crack a joke and nourish the food, then walk backwards to the toilet.

From crackers to crackheads we’ve got what you’re looking for.

Winners don’t use drugs but losers don’t eat too much nourishment.

Be careful which aisle you take free samples from.

Well, it’s convenient if they need more baking soda…

Hey, what kind of crack is that?

”Mommy., I want a Coke!”

Crack… keeping supermarkets out of minority communities for 3 decades now

You’ve heard of gateway drugs… now there’s a Safeway drug!

At least they have it properly labeled…..

Yes siree. There is nothing like a bit of asian crack.

The decision tree your average addict sees in his head when he cashes his welfare check

↓ To Be Continued

You take the red pill – you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.

i mean, WHOA, MAN! IT GOES LIKE, REAL DEEP!

More accurately:
The one on the left says “Expanded/Puffed/Popped/Risen(as in flour in bread, etc) foods.”
The one on the right says “Healthful/health preservation foods.”

Man does not live by Nourish food alone.

I hate shopping here! The lineup is always long!

I supposed the ‘crack’ section contains all foods related to cracking, such as crackers and chips?

This sign was translated into English by a crack team.

That’s a tough one.

This is hung in a circular tunnel. it’s a real hoot to watch decisions being made.

I have no idea how they got “crack” from that. The left sign clearly says “Rice Food Products” and the right sign says “Health Food Products”.

Wow, did you check out the free samples?!