Hemmorhouch!

posted on 2 Nov 2011 in Signs

Photo courtesy of David Roland.
Found in a convenience store near Mt. Fuji, Japan.
Japanese says: “be careful of the water pressure”

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  1. Big Fat Cat | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 7  

    Gay men excepted

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Radical sign – radical treatment.

  3. jjhitt | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 21  Subtract rating 0  

    Eject-o-Seat : Flush and Fly.

  4. jjhitt | 4:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 21  Subtract rating 0  

    Skinny Man: Must wear helmet while using this equipment.
    Hurted Ass Man: You’re on your own, buddy.

  5. Tong | 4:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    Confutius says, It’s better to have a radical sign than having a sorry ass.

  6. JohnZ | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    The X-Men have a new member, Ass Man. Now guess what the X means.

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    CAUTION: Please do not read this sign before flushing the toilet.

  8. jjhitt | 4:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    “Houston, the Bidet has landed.”

  9. Zizzybalooba | 4:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    The heck with hurted ass women.

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    In my dreams, I’m always levitating above a toilet bowl geyser (while wearing a certain T-shirt).

  11. mickeygreeneyes | 4:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m skinny AND had a rough night at Stonewall’s. Wonder if there’s a gas station nearby.

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Step-by-step method of use:

    1. Carefully approach the toilet bowl
    2. Gently open the lid (if it’s not up already)
    3. Slowly and carefully sit down on a toilet bowl
    4. Take your time
    5. Do not read the sign
    6. Repeat steps (4) and (5) as many times as you want
    7. Flush the toilet
    8. Ha-ha

  13. Algernon | 5:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    splits you in half

  14. jjhitt | 5:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    ——– ◄ You Must Be This Tall To Ride This Toilet

  15. Jay | 6:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t get all butt hurt if you can’t pass a palm tree in one go.

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    This sign must have been strongly influenced by Fuji’s eruptions.

  17. DrLex | 6:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    This particular toilet has gained the nickname “The Enemator”.

  18. DrZos | 6:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The Fountain of Joy.

  19. Ben | 6:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    If you weren’t hurted before flushing, you probably will be after.

  20. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I suppose the heart-attacked man must be hurted, too.

  21. Classic Steve | 6:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Worst superhero ever. He keeps getting it kicked.

  22. Dan Langevin | 7:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Caution: don’t squat the toilet palm tree.

  23. Dan Langevin | 7:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Bidon’t

  24. Chris | 7:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey, the perfect B-day gift!

  25. Kitsune | 8:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I think I saw that on a sitcom once.

  26. Lora | 8:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Mommy, Daddy used the toilet and hurted himself!

  27. Ageless | 8:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What do you mean, my ass is skinny?

  28. coffeebot | 8:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    In China, toilet piss on you

  29. demondude777 | 9:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Excuse me, do you have wipes. My ass has been killing me since birth…..

  30. Kitsune | 9:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I see the problem, you’ve got it set to colonoscopy mode.

  31. Kitsune | 9:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    This is why you don’t buy bathroom equipment when you’re in Roswell

  32. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It is to be expected from people to stand up before they flush the toilet; but at the same time, this is at least a revolutionary reminder to put the lid down!

  33. Peter Chan | 11:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Designed to kick your arse?

  34. Chuck | 12:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Bidet.
    Be careful.
    Be sorry.

  35. Ralph Hamilton | 12:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Remove nuts from ceiling before leaving.

  36. RT | 1:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    i always wondered what was cheaper than flying 3rd class…

  37. Seventy2rd o clock | 2:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    NOTE: If there’s an emergency, please flush backwards.

  38. Terri | 4:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Free waxing with every wash

  39. Snufkin | 6:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    When they said line cutters would be ejected from the park, this isn’t what I thought they meant.

  40. Darth Na'vi | 8:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Who is “Radical Sign” and why is this set to tsunami power?

  41. Darth Na'vi | 8:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And, what’s with all the pink in this sign? I am sooo confused.

  42. Bill Gates | 12:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Be careful, or you’ll end up singing the Hurted Ass Man Blues.

  43. Ralph Hamilton | 12:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This will blow your socks off….And your feet too.

  44. emily | 1:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    For skinny people, please fasten your seat belt before turning on the bidet,

  45. RT | 2:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    maybe it’s just me, but i would love for this to be in the engrish.com store

  46. dmw | 6:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Please, please, please make this into a tee shirt!

  47. brbr | 10:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    weeeeeee……..

  48. TrekkieGuy | 4:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Aha–so this is where genies really come from!

  49. danaan | 6:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Looks like a tree planted on the toilet…

    If there is plants vs zombies,

    this must be

    toilets vs humans…

  50. Earl G. | 12:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Hurted Ass Man flies again, after having renewed his powers on his throne!

  51. Rooibos | 12:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Is this recommended before or after I apply the Preparation H?

  52. Tasusuki | 12:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yeah, we wouldn’t want people getting butt-hurt over this.

  53. Jen | 5:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This is obviously an intentionally crafted sign . While funny, it doesn’t really fit the spirit of this site of unintended mis-translations. I ask the moderators to take it down

  54. anonymouse | 7:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Now, who’s the boss, skinny man?

  55. sparky | 6:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    new toilet on top of Old Faithful

  56. VampKira | 9:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Please be aware: Previous deposits may be returned!

  57. VampKira | 10:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Caution: Previous deposits may be returned!

  58. Gaz | 7:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Please remember to activate parachute with every flush.

  59. kimkamal | 2:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Assman be ware..!

  60. Biff Biffington | 4:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    > Assman be ware..!

    Kosmo Kramer isn’t going to like this…

  61. Biff the Understudy | 11:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Toilets on “stun”

  62. Alexeu | 3:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hurted ass man hahahahaah!!!!

  63. Xenon Oxide | 8:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Mmm, I wonder who reported the malfunction for the first time.

  64. Peanut | 1:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    New Super Hero! Skinny and Hurted Ass man!

  65. Matt | 10:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    butthurt much?

  66. epicak | 10:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Goddamnit flush toilet! *puts head down to see what happens then flushes* (thinks in heaven, “Why the fuck did I put my head down that hurted ass man toilet?

  67. Cindi | 2:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    For those who are wondering, this is DEFINITELY work of the Japanese. We Chinese may be known to squat on toilet bowls, but we’re NOT bathroom freaks!

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