Hemmorhouch!

posted on 2 Nov 2011 in Signs

Photo courtesy of David Roland.
Found in a convenience store near Mt. Fuji, Japan.
Japanese says: “be careful of the water pressure”

67 captions

  1. Rooibos | 12:16 am |

    Is this recommended before or after I apply the Preparation H?

  2. Tasusuki | 12:54 pm |

    Yeah, we wouldn’t want people getting butt-hurt over this.

  3. Jen | 5:17 am |

    This is obviously an intentionally crafted sign . While funny, it doesn’t really fit the spirit of this site of unintended mis-translations. I ask the moderators to take it down

  4. anonymouse | 7:38 am |

    Now, who’s the boss, skinny man?

  5. sparky | 6:15 pm |

    new toilet on top of Old Faithful

  6. VampKira | 9:38 am |

    Please be aware: Previous deposits may be returned!

  7. VampKira | 10:10 am |

    Caution: Previous deposits may be returned!

  8. Gaz | 7:12 am |

    Please remember to activate parachute with every flush.

  9. kimkamal | 2:17 am |

    Assman be ware..!

  10. Biff Biffington | 4:06 pm |

    > Assman be ware..!

    Kosmo Kramer isn’t going to like this…

  11. Biff the Understudy | 11:48 am |

    Toilets on “stun”

  12. Alexeu | 3:33 pm |

    Hurted ass man hahahahaah!!!!

  13. Xenon Oxide | 8:34 am |

    Mmm, I wonder who reported the malfunction for the first time.

  14. Peanut | 1:46 pm |

    New Super Hero! Skinny and Hurted Ass man!

  15. Matt | 10:07 pm |

    butthurt much?

  16. epicak | 10:15 pm |

    Goddamnit flush toilet! *puts head down to see what happens then flushes* (thinks in heaven, “Why the fuck did I put my head down that hurted ass man toilet?

  17. Cindi | 2:45 am |

    For those who are wondering, this is DEFINITELY work of the Japanese. We Chinese may be known to squat on toilet bowls, but we’re NOT bathroom freaks!

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