Hermetically sealed to the public

posted on 20 Nov 2011 in Chinglish, Signs

That’s right, no using this conveniently-hung noose to bring to justice.

Photo courtesy of Daam Nillan.
Found in Ji-An, Taiwan.

29 captions

  1. faulty wiring | 4:06 am |

    Where will our olympic dabbling team train now?!?

  2. Algernon | 4:08 am |

    Sealed befor hanging

  3. Tong | 4:17 am |

    Please note, the hung noose is for University authorities use only. Anyone who brings to justice will be brought to justice.

  4. emily | 4:21 am |

    However, you are allowed to carefully fall into it.

  5. JohnZ | 4:22 am |

    Dong Hwa University, a place hermetically closed to the national justice where gallows are still used everyday.

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:25 am |

    Method of use:

    1. Take the noose
    2. Bring to justice carefully

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:38 am |

    Swim but must know at sin.

  8. krysto4 | 5:19 am |

    Dabble at your own risk.

  9. ngyonghan | 5:30 am |

    The rules are airtight. Don’t fight against it. 😀

  10. Big Fat Cat | 6:11 am |

    Justice prevails!

  11. GwydionM | 8:45 am |

    This is a justice-free zone. The National Dong Rules OK!

  12. demondude777 | 9:11 am |

    Cowboy: Hey, this stuff is made in New York City

    Posse: NEW YORK CITY???

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:16 am |

    WARNING: Not properly dressed and dabbling person, hanging in the swimming area, will be bring to justice.

  14. Peter | 9:56 am |

    Hermetically, I can still do gold mining and alchemy here.

  15. DrLex | 10:10 am |

    This is a Batman free zone.

  16. J-Luke | 10:50 am |

    Those privileges are strictly for the university….

  17. Darth Na'vi | 12:24 pm |

    Hang’em Low

  18. Ralph Hamilton | 12:42 pm |

    I know Statutary Authorities are allowed to decide on and administer their own laws and penalties….But isn’t trhis a bit extreme?

  19. Ralph Hamilton | 6:25 pm |

    OK! We will give you a fair trial and hang you afterwards.

  20. YYD | 7:04 pm |

    What the Chinese text actually translates to:
    Strictly Forbidden
    Swimming, Fishing, Boating, Playing in the Water, Violators will be prosecuted by law.
    By National East China University

  21. Ralph Hamilton | 1:16 am |

    Don’t try this at home. We have our own sppecially trained Hermets.

  22. DrZos | 1:28 am |

    *Now for you own convenience: Justice Do-It-Yourself. Feel free to use the hang-rope below (at your own risk)

  23. Chuck | 7:21 am |

    No swimming in the dabbling brook.

  24. Dervrak | 1:03 pm |

    The Lone Ranger had chased Terrible Ted for many moons, when alas Ted made it across the river and, therefore, could never be brought to justice…

  25. Kitsune | 8:57 am |

    Launch every ‘Zig’ for great justice.

  26. cats | 7:30 pm |

    Take off every swimming fishing boating dabbling.
    Or bring to great justice.

    You know what you doing.

  27. DragonLady | 2:09 pm |

    noose looks too large for most dongs

  28. sparky | 7:32 pm |

    I just want to dibble a little. who do i need to speak with?

  29. Biff the Understudy | 12:01 pm |

    Those caught dabbling in witchcraft will be burned at the stake. All others, hung.

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