Hermetically sealed to the public

posted on 20 Nov 2011 in Chinglish, Signs

That’s right, no using this conveniently-hung noose to bring to justice.

Photo courtesy of Daam Nillan.
Found in Ji-An, Taiwan.

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Megan’s Raw

posted on 19 Nov 2011 in Signs

Photo courtesy of Idit.
Found in Inuyama, Japan.

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Obviously a Decepticon

posted on 18 Nov 2011 in Engrish from Other Countries, Toys

Moptipus Rime

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Photo courtesy of Sanjay Narayana.
Toy found in India.

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Sorry, Mr. Tojo.

posted on 17 Nov 2011 in Chinglish, Signs

Suicide bombers will be asked to leave unexploded.

Photo courtesy of Amrish Nagessersing.
Found at a club in Suhou, China.

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Rectal delectibles

posted on 16 Nov 2011 in Chinglish, Menus

Order by the bag…

Photo courtesy of Andy Deemer.
Menu found in Beijing, China.

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Should I wash the dog before or after?

posted on 15 Nov 2011 in Bags/Packaging

I thought this is what you meant by Kibble…

Photo courtesy of Thea Lobo.
Bag found in a market in Tokyo.

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Good dog. Nice texture.

posted on 14 Nov 2011 in Stationery

Sit. Stay. Bake for a half hour at 350.

Photo courtesy of Dave Stewart.
Spotted in Osaka, Japan.

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Please don’t tell me what the sausage plate says.

posted on 13 Nov 2011 in Household Items

Mug – the porcelain receptable into which milk is deposited to facilitate potability.

Photo courtesy of Kiyomi.
Found in Komari, Japan.

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Looks like a transsexy to me

posted on 12 Nov 2011 in Bags/Packaging

No, not since you went overboard with the eyelash tweezers…

Photo courtesy of GL.
Bag found in Tokyo.

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Orange, bouncing, burning ones!

posted on 11 Nov 2011 in Clothing

Photo courtesy of Jeff McKinnon.
Found at a mall in Narita, Japan.

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