Please don’t tell me what the sausage plate says.

posted on 13 Nov 2011 in Household Items

Mug – the porcelain receptable into which milk is deposited to facilitate potability.

Photo courtesy of Kiyomi.
Found in Komari, Japan.

38 captions

  1. Darth Na'vi | 4:07 am |

    Oh, how I wish I possessed this mug!

  2. Algernon | 4:10 am |

    Is the mug produced by the female mammals for its young as well.

  3. DrLex | 4:37 am |

    Engrish – the text produced by Asian human beings as entertainment for the rest of the world.

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:37 am |

    ”Hey, Mom… what exactly did you put into this mug?”

  5. McBee | 5:16 am |

    Ewww, mom… Just, ewww……

  6. Bloke | 5:36 am |

    @Seventy2nd o clock:

    “milk, the white liquid produced by female mammals as food for their young.”

  7. Chris | 5:58 am |

    I’ll have a beer, thanks.

  8. mickeygreeneyes | 6:02 am |

    That’s what that stuff is? And I’ve been drinking it all these years? This truth in packaging stuff has gone too far!

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:39 am |

    Yes – it has that unmistakable taste of an air-breathing vertebrate animal, characterized by the possession of endothermy, hair, three middle ear bones, and mammary glands functional in mothers with young.

    Or, shortly, a taste of a Mother.

  10. FatKenney | 7:16 am |

    “I’d also like two small reproductive cells in a protective ovoid covering that allows the fertilized embryo to continue developing outside the mother’s body until it hatches, sunny-side-up please.”

  11. Lora | 8:04 am |

    Chocolate syrup – the brown liquid produced by workers in factories to mix into the milk to help you forget it’s the white liquid produced by female mammals as food for their young.

  12. Michael | 8:20 am |

    …and the 17 syllables help me fulfill my daily requirement of haiku!

  13. jjhitt | 8:21 am |

    Shout it, shout it out loud!
    I’m a cow and I’m proud!

  14. jjhitt | 8:22 am |

    Coming up next: Extreme Sports Milk and Cookies Death Match!

  15. jjhitt | 8:29 am |

    Doughnut: circular object produced by female waitresses as food for law enforcement officers.

  16. dangevin | 8:42 am |

    Scary dairy

  17. Classic Steve | 8:47 am |

    Should we worry that they don’t specify the mammal?

  18. Ralph Hamilton | 1:25 pm |

    One cow to another: “Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?”
    Other Cow: ‘No. I’m a Gopher!’

  19. JonnyTBone | 1:58 pm |

    Two girls, one cup.

  20. Seventy2rd o clock | 2:39 pm |

    I remember this liquid from the time when I was only a few weeks young…

  21. iLock | 5:43 pm |

    Cookies…. umm… they go with milk according to American movies and television…

  22. Peter Chan | 5:47 pm |

    Mouth – the first portion of the alimentary canal that receives the white liquid produced by female mammals as food for their young.

  23. Rob Figley | 7:39 pm |

    Information. What you get too much of reading this.

  24. Ralph Hamilton | 12:10 am |

    Fermented mare;s milk? No! That’s Tibet.

  25. Miss Breeziness | 2:30 am |

    This is why you should never hire Sheldon Cooper for your product design department.

  26. SuSu | 5:35 am |

    That is quite informational.

  27. Brian | 7:55 am |

    I’m not an Ad-man or anything… but I think I might have gone a different route with this newest Milk slogan. It’s like a nightmare version of Pork’s “the other white meat” campaign. Keep it simple!

  28. Inspect Her Gadget | 8:38 am |

    I stopped reading at “female mammals”…

  29. KB | 11:23 am |

    Put it to music. It changes the whole meaning of the statement.

  30. john lipscombe | 2:18 am |

    mik is good for growing bodies

  31. Just a name | 3:17 pm |

    Now I know!
    And knowing is half the battle!

  32. iLock | 12:04 am |

    ♫ My white liquid produced
    by female mammals
    as food for their young
    gathers all the young
    male humans to the grassy
    area around my dwelling ♫

  33. Izzie | 8:25 pm |

    … and that folks is why I drink my coffee black

  34. anon7743 | 10:59 am |

    @iLock
    That’s “smeg” not “milk”

  35. Biff the Understudy | 12:41 pm |

    You really don’t want to read the cups over at the fertility clinic.

  36. Biff the Understudy | 12:42 pm |

    Milk: the other white milk.

  37. BigD25 | 2:02 am |

    Mother’s Day is coming soon. Don’t forget to get her a present. Maybe a nice coffee mug or something to drink from….

  38. The Dude | 11:31 am |

    Still better than male milk.

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