Please don’t tell me what the sausage plate says.

posted on 13 Nov 2011 in Household Items

Mug – the porcelain receptable into which milk is deposited to facilitate potability.

Photo courtesy of Kiyomi.
Found in Komari, Japan.

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  1. Darth Na'vi | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh, how I wish I possessed this mug!

  2. Algernon | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is the mug produced by the female mammals for its young as well.

  3. DrLex | 4:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Engrish – the text produced by Asian human beings as entertainment for the rest of the world.

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ”Hey, Mom… what exactly did you put into this mug?”

  5. McBee | 5:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Ewww, mom… Just, ewww……

  6. Bloke | 5:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Seventy2nd o clock:

    “milk, the white liquid produced by female mammals as food for their young.”

  7. Chris | 5:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll have a beer, thanks.

  8. mickeygreeneyes | 6:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s what that stuff is? And I’ve been drinking it all these years? This truth in packaging stuff has gone too far!

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Yes – it has that unmistakable taste of an air-breathing vertebrate animal, characterized by the possession of endothermy, hair, three middle ear bones, and mammary glands functional in mothers with young.

    Or, shortly, a taste of a Mother.

  10. FatKenney | 7:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    “I’d also like two small reproductive cells in a protective ovoid covering that allows the fertilized embryo to continue developing outside the mother’s body until it hatches, sunny-side-up please.”

  11. Lora | 8:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Chocolate syrup – the brown liquid produced by workers in factories to mix into the milk to help you forget it’s the white liquid produced by female mammals as food for their young.

  12. Michael | 8:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …and the 17 syllables help me fulfill my daily requirement of haiku!

  13. jjhitt | 8:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Shout it, shout it out loud!
    I’m a cow and I’m proud!

  14. jjhitt | 8:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Coming up next: Extreme Sports Milk and Cookies Death Match!

  15. jjhitt | 8:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Doughnut: circular object produced by female waitresses as food for law enforcement officers.

  16. dangevin | 8:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Scary dairy

  17. Classic Steve | 8:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Should we worry that they don’t specify the mammal?

  18. Ralph Hamilton | 1:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    One cow to another: “Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?”
    Other Cow: ‘No. I’m a Gopher!’

  19. JonnyTBone | 1:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Two girls, one cup.

  20. Seventy2rd o clock | 2:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I remember this liquid from the time when I was only a few weeks young…

  21. iLock | 5:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Cookies…. umm… they go with milk according to American movies and television…

  22. Peter Chan | 5:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Mouth – the first portion of the alimentary canal that receives the white liquid produced by female mammals as food for their young.

  23. Rob Figley | 7:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Information. What you get too much of reading this.

  24. Ralph Hamilton | 12:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Fermented mare;s milk? No! That’s Tibet.

  25. Miss Breeziness | 2:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    This is why you should never hire Sheldon Cooper for your product design department.

  26. SuSu | 5:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That is quite informational.

  27. Brian | 7:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m not an Ad-man or anything… but I think I might have gone a different route with this newest Milk slogan. It’s like a nightmare version of Pork’s “the other white meat” campaign. Keep it simple!

  28. Inspect Her Gadget | 8:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I stopped reading at “female mammals”…

  29. KB | 11:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Put it to music. It changes the whole meaning of the statement.

  30. john lipscombe | 2:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    mik is good for growing bodies

  31. Just a name | 3:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Now I know!
    And knowing is half the battle!

  32. iLock | 12:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    ♫ My white liquid produced
    by female mammals
    as food for their young
    gathers all the young
    male humans to the grassy
    area around my dwelling ♫

  33. Izzie | 8:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    … and that folks is why I drink my coffee black

  34. anon7743 | 10:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @iLock
    That’s “smeg” not “milk”

  35. Biff the Understudy | 12:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You really don’t want to read the cups over at the fertility clinic.

  36. Biff the Understudy | 12:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Milk: the other white milk.

  37. BigD25 | 2:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Mother’s Day is coming soon. Don’t forget to get her a present. Maybe a nice coffee mug or something to drink from….

  38. The Dude | 11:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Still better than male milk.

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