Rectal delectibles

posted on 16 Nov 2011 in Chinglish, Menus

Order by the bag…

Photo courtesy of Andy Deemer.
Menu found in Beijing, China.

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  1. Algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You just don’t know where they’ve been.

  2. Algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Just like a potato chip only more crunchy

  3. J | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    1800 Yen?!!! For that shtt? No way! They really charge you up the azz at that place!

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Beautiful! I’m sick of that raw enema.

  5. JohnZ | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Waiter, I want a fried enema and three cups of intestines, please.

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sale of rectal murder.

  7. faulty wiring | 4:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m trying to lose weight, so give me double

  8. faulty wiring | 4:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You mean you’ve been EATING them???

  9. Zizzybalooba | 4:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No thanks. I’ll have the baked douchebag.

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Enema: An appetizer produced by assorted vegetarians as a cure for halogen intestines.

  11. SF | 4:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Some Asian menus make you wonder about your exact position in the food chain.

  12. jjhitt | 5:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We have met the enema, and he is us.

  13. jjhitt | 5:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A riddle, wrapped in an enema.

  14. jjhitt | 5:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Buy it? Oh, no. I was hoping to make a deposit.

  15. jjhitt | 5:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    When there is no enemy within, the enemas outside cannot hurt you.

  16. DrLex | 5:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Algernon: I’m afraid the name says exactly where they’ve been.

  17. DrLex | 5:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In the most posh restaurants, the fried enema is prepared at the table.

  18. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ”How would you like your enema, Sir?”
    ”To go, please.”

  19. FatKenney | 5:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    House Special #2.

  20. mickeygreeneyes | 5:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Maybe they meant free edema.

  21. FatKenney | 5:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sorry, no more enemas today. We’re all cleaned out.

  22. mickeygreeneyes | 5:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Please shove it up your butt. Again.

  23. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ”Waiter, when is the meal of enema?”
    ”Don’t worry, Sir – it will burn those halogen intestines in a minute.”

  24. coffeebot | 8:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    At Soylent Enterprises, no part is wasted.

  25. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Enema: I’m not afried!
    Engrish: Wow, you’re good!

  26. Lora | 9:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll have the fried potatoes instead. Because with fries like them, who needs enemas? *groan*

  27. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Know Your Enema (Rage Against The Machine On A Green Day Mix)

    I’ve got to be a patient now
    I’ve got to fry my enema now
    Sick of sick of sick of sick of you
    Time has come to fry…

    Know your enema!

    Do you fry the enema?
    Do you eat your enema?
    Well, gotta know the eating, wah hey!

    Know your enema…
    ♫♫

  28. Kitsune | 11:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Friend or enema?

  29. Nonsuch Ned | 1:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ♫ It’s not funny, my ass is on fire ♫

    (Sorry, that one might be a bit too obscure for many, but it’s what came to my mind immediately. All hail Mr. Bungle)

  30. RT | 2:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …yes, and can i have a milkshake with some hershey’s squirts on the side, k thx

  31. J | 2:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No I said the sh!tter is on the left and the chipper is on the right!

  32. Salome | 3:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So this is what happens to the result of sitting on the high pressure bidet.

  33. Ralph Hamilton | 12:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yes. Britain won the war by cracking the Enema Code.

  34. Ralph Hamilton | 12:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Enema is female.
    Enemo is male.

  35. A Non-Y Mouse | 3:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s considered quite the delicacy, but the taste is fleeting.

  36. FatKenney | 5:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “I’ll have what that a**hole is having.”

  37. Johnny Cache | 6:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Remember: keep your frieds close and your enemas closer…

  38. sparky | 7:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Come on… you ever try that stuff?…really burns my a**

  39. Yonder marsmallow | 8:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Know thine enema.

  40. BigD25 | 2:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You’ve got to cut out fried foods wherever you can! Try starting at the source.

  41. Huu Yuu | 7:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You eat this food with your butt

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