Say it ain’t so, Kobe!

posted on 10 Nov 2011 in Books/Magazines, Chinglish

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  1. DrLex | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Shouldn’t that have been: “Whore. Something amazing is about to happy”?

  2. Algernon | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sluttish basketball

  3. JohnZ | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    National B*tches Association official magazine.

  4. Peter | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Whorry amazed . . . what arsehores !

  5. Tong | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The lockout of this NBA season is really starting to hurt… Some real hang time for the players.

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Whore 24

  7. jjhitt | 5:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Amazing Happen” — sort of like “Around The World”, but with a jump shot.

  8. Zizzybalooba | 5:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is that a copy of Kobe’s autobiography? At least they didn’t name it “Touched”.

  9. Big Fat Cat | 5:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    NBA – National Biitchy Association

  10. FatKenney | 5:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    With no NBA season this year they have to do SOMETHING to earn cash.

  11. FatKenney | 5:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Next Issue – featuring Tiger Woods.

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Too much nudity – magazines like this should be f***ing censored!

  13. Kitsune | 7:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Wait… he’s gets the rebound …. he shoots, he WHORES

  14. SF | 8:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A good way to make players dribble.

  15. dmw | 8:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I must have this magazine!

  16. d17nk | 8:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Inside the magazine, you will find naked pics of those hot team cheer leaders.

  17. jjhitt | 8:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s the R/L thing… they meant WHOLE as in “Whole In One”.

  18. Michael | 11:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sponsored by Nike StreetWalkers™

  19. faulty wiring | 1:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Stop dribbling my balls!

  20. RT | 3:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    well, it IS common knowledge that to succeed in basketball you have to get low to the ground…

  21. RT | 3:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    hand down, (wo)man down…

  22. Ralph Hamilton | 8:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I guess Whores have a thing for taller than average men.

  23. Ralph Hamilton | 8:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    LOUDER PLEASE! I’m hard of whoring.

  24. A Non-Y Mouse | 6:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Me score on you long time!

  25. J | 10:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ball graber

  26. YYD | 10:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Here’s what I can make out of the rest of the Chinese text:
    Across the ages, NBA ten years’ happenings. NBA Special Issue. Extended Issue. NBA ten years – they influenced a (unit of) people. NBA Ten years sadness town (?) – they almost changed history’s settings. NBA 30 (Something). 2010-2011 Competition season halfway point commentary.

  27. iLock | 5:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @YYD – NBA Ten years sadness town?
    Lol

  28. J | 10:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This is what the whore of Sadness Town look like? I better rebook my vacation.

  29. Buzz Killington | 9:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Shouldn’t the cover story be about LeBron James? He is the real NBA whore!

  30. Craig | 9:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, Kobe does tend to know about finding girls of this nature at ski lodges in Colorado…

  31. sparky | 6:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Old News!

  32. luo xiao min | 5:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And she displays it so proudly. :)

  33. Greenbird | 2:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Extra pointh for thupid on two counth; the thcore-whore, and the myteriouly mithing letter ” “

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