Sorry, Mr. Tojo.

posted on 17 Nov 2011 in Chinglish, Signs

Suicide bombers will be asked to leave unexploded.

Photo courtesy of Amrish Nagessersing.
Found at a club in Suhou, China.

49 captions

  1. Algernon | 4:06 am |

    Hari Kari or plane flying.

  2. DrLex | 4:07 am |

    The person who mean to slip our country are also known as the slippery, and as we all know the slippery are very crafty.

  3. Dangevin | 4:09 am |

    Do you run with the Jets, the Sharks, or the Buddhists?

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:17 am |

    Advice for not properly person:

    1. Take a minor
    2. Slip the country carefully (like Dalai Lama, Zen, Mr. Smith etc).

  5. JohnZ | 4:19 am |

    I bet an american alcoholic dwarf who lived in Afghanistan for some time, is pro-Tibet, has an uncle who fought at the Pacific in the WW II, and whose grandfather was ill at the beginning of the 20th century would be instantly killed!!

  6. Jonnytbone | 4:23 am |

    Signs have been proven to be great anti-terrorism measure.

  7. jjhitt | 5:10 am |

    Club Forbid, where it’s not so good to be KING.

  8. jjhitt | 5:13 am |

    The Dalai Lama and I were just hanging out, having a few beers, checking out the chicks and they asked us to leave.
    The nerve.

  9. jjhitt | 5:15 am |

    “Somebody set up us the Dalai Lama.”
    “What you say.”

  10. jjhitt | 5:20 am |

    “Our Club Forbid These Person Come”
    Is this a disco or a premature ejaculation clinic?

  11. faulty wiring | 5:25 am |

    I love how bad dress sense rates higher than terrorism & war crimes

  12. FatKenney | 5:51 am |

    “It’s OK, officer, I’m used to it. I drive this way all the *hic* time.”

  13. Big Fat Cat | 6:10 am |

    Osama and Saddam were kicked out when they were found to be the masterminds behind 911

  14. Chuck | 6:47 am |

    Santa couldn’t join. He insists on coming once each year.

  15. Chuck | 6:48 am |

    Is that “Asia Minor” or “Asian Minor” ?

  16. Dervrak | 6:56 am |

    The Dalai Lama, Tojo and Osama Bin Laden walk into a Tokyo bar. The bartender says, “Hey! Can’t you read! We don’t serve your kind here.” So the Dalai Lama says…uhhh… sorry… I forgot the punch line…

  17. mickeygreeneyes | 7:05 am |

    Okay, so where is the entrance to the Dalai Lama clique? I hear they have the hottest babes there.

  18. mickeygreeneyes | 7:06 am |

    KING not allowed? But . . . but . . . he had a dream!

  19. Xila31 | 7:15 am |

    We only serve drunks in this bar. Get those designated drivers out of here!

  20. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:59 am |

    Everyone else, please feel yourself at home.

  21. jjhitt | 8:28 am |

    Dolly the Lamma was sure it was a case of mistaken identity.

  22. SF | 8:33 am |

    Looks like US visa forms.

  23. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:45 am |

    NOTE: Engrish persons are asked not to read this sign – sick sense of humor must not be allowed.

  24. Josiah | 9:15 am |

    Well I think that just about covers everybody

  25. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:31 am |

    Also:

    – We expect the Spanish Inquisition to be properly dressed. No horhe!
    – Swimming persons must know at sea and are not allowed to swim if the water is not so deep
    – Enemas are asked not to slip and to apologize for the possible incontinence
    – You are asked to turn off your phone before entering

    PS: If you are a sexy, please feel yourself at home. You must be satisfied!

  26. demondude777 | 9:44 am |

    I’m not a terrorist..I am “The person with inibility for peace!”

  27. Chris | 10:39 am |

    @Seventy2rd o clock: We weren’t expecting the Spanish Inquisition.

  28. coffeebot | 11:01 am |

    The person write the caption

  29. GwydionM | 11:57 am |

    Former terrorists and former drug dealers are allowed. But war criminals and drunk drivers are never forgiven.

  30. S Tran | 12:29 pm |

    OMG! I laughed so hard after reading all these comments that I almost busted a rib. Btw, Are those Falong Gong cult members allowed in this club?

  31. Peter Chan | 2:19 pm |

    Let’s not slip the country. Split it, you moron!

  32. DrZos | 4:30 pm |

    @Chris:
    NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition

  33. RT | 5:04 pm |

    i followed gaddafi’s twitter account… does that mean i can’t go in?

  34. jjhitt | 5:44 pm |

    They had to 86 the Dalai Lama after that he got in fight with Pope and they tore the place up.

  35. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:28 pm |

    @ Chris & @ DrZos: But still, everybody keeps mentioning the Spanish Inquisition!

  36. Dude | 6:51 pm |

    TSA could learn from this club. They are have successful method for identifying of terrorism person.

  37. J | 6:58 pm |

    No_littering_on_Death_Island._Punishable

  38. Ralph Hamilton | 7:05 pm |

    Is it all right if I get a bit aroused, but don’t come?

  39. blr | 5:17 am |

    What if I’m not used to drive after drink? Can I come, then!!

  40. Earl G. | 1:55 pm |

    Only person who MANUFACTURE drugs allowed.

  41. Tom P. | 6:44 pm |

    You can’t trust those Japanese War Criminal groupies.

  42. pete | 2:14 pm |

    whatt he hell is hini virus? xxD

  43. Des | 2:25 am |

    @pete: It’s actually h1n1 virus, not hini.

  44. sparky | 7:18 pm |

    Thank God I only have HIV

  45. Strazdas | 2:36 pm |

    no dalai lama allowed

  46. Jamesisfred | 5:46 pm |

    No wonder drug trafficers get confused!

  47. :D | 1:18 pm |

    I sliped on China again?!?! Darn it!

  48. Biff the Understudy | 12:14 pm |

    Out. You too, Elvis.

  49. Murmur1 | 9:47 am |

    Homeland Security. It’s the law!

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