Swimming suits prohibited only over private areas

posted on 3 Nov 2011 in Signs

Hey! Get off the No Diving Board!

Photo courtesy of Daam Nillan.
Sign found in Okinawa, Japan.

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  1. Algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So wheres the the pool.

  2. Algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Well! Is it any wonder the youth of today are obese. The fun police won’t let you do anything that might be good for you.

  3. DrLex | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Also mind that eating is prohibited in the restaurant especially during lunch and dinner hours, and sleeping is prohibited in your hotel room.

  4. JohnZ | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Prohibition is prohibited by prohibition signs.

  5. DrLex | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Please do not bother reading this sign. It is prohibited to read the prohibitions anyway.

  6. Big Fat Cat | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Since swimming is prohibited during swimming hours and in swimming areas, I’d rather get drunk.

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ‘No swimming’ is not prohibited?

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    At high tide, when my Children get deep, I watch my Television!

  9. SF | 4:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t even think about it.

  10. Lora | 5:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Swimming is prohibited. Drowning is perfectly acceptable.

  11. Zizzybalooba | 5:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The fine print will get you every time.

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Swim, yet do not swim.

    With prohibited regards,
    ZEN

  13. Ageless | 5:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So no swimming at all, huh?

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Do not use Red flag as a screensaver.

  15. jjhitt | 6:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Swimming permitted in public transportation, sand, elevator and robby.

  16. Kitsune | 6:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No member of the faculty is to maltreat the “Abos” in any way whatsoever—if there’s anyone watching.

    And no Swiming.

  17. Xila31 | 6:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Now, let’s all close our eyes and pretend we’re swimming.

  18. Classic Steve | 6:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Does the Red Flag signify communist oppression coming to Japan?

  19. FatKenney | 6:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Swimming area is for boating, fishing, shark-baiting, oyster-diving, and offshore drilling only.

  20. Brian | 6:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Basically what we are trying to say is… NO SWIMMING AT ALL!!!… EVER!!!

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    1. Take your Child
    2. Carefully do not swim

  22. FatKenney | 6:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Observance of the swimming rules will result in prosecution.

  23. krysto4 | 7:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What is the sound of one hand not swimming?

  24. Chris | 7:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No swimming while swimming.

  25. Ralph Hamilton | 7:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We haf veys of making you.

  26. Ralph Hamilton | 7:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This way no one pees in the pool.

  27. Ralph Hamilton | 8:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    PENALTY FOR DISOBEYING:A high pressure jet of cold waer up your ring.

  28. demondude777 | 8:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Swimmier: (to lifeguard) Help! My friend is drowning!!

    Lifeguard: I can’t do anything until your freind contacts us for help. Sorry….

  29. Ralph Hamilton | 8:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Honey! I took the kids. (Woody Allen)

  30. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In my country, the water is swimming me!

  31. J | 10:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    First rule of Swim Club: You don’t swim in swim club
    Second rule of Swim Club: You don’t swim in swim club
    Third rule: See the first two

  32. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Do not bother the skinny or the hurted ass man. He just came from the toilet.

  33. Bill Gates | 11:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Looks like you can swim in the nonswimming areas, outside of swimming hours, so long as you aren’t drunk and the red flag isn’t up. Whew!

  34. DaleE | 12:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Please don’t talke to the life gurad;
    please don’t talke to the life gurad,”
    says the sign
    where I go to not swim.

  35. RT | 2:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    honey i TOLD you going to a pachinko parlor was a better idea, but NOOOO…

  36. Seventy2rd o clock | 2:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Only for the swimming impaired.

  37. jjhitt | 4:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Swimming? heh. Lifegurad? heh. A Jedi craves not these things.

  38. SuSu | 5:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Driving vehicles especially cars and vans are strictly prohibited during rush hours.

  39. mickeygreeneyes | 7:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey, pal, I CAME here to enter dangerous area. Now YOU’RE going to tell me I can’t. Hey, Sukiyaki San, grow a frickin’ pair!

  40. DarkHorizon | 8:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So u can leave your children unattended while NOT swimming?

  41. Kitsune | 9:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I had more fun with the bidet

  42. Redape | 2:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Kitsune – I am gobsmacked that anyone else still remembers that Monty Python sketch. “And Lichtenstein was a beery swine who was just as sloshed as Schlabel”. Damn, I love that skit!

  43. SITI MAHILLAH | 5:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    point 6. please don’t bother other people….. I agree the rule . it is not only in japan but also in my country….

  44. Inspect Her Gadget | 9:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh yeah, and NO HULLABALOO either!!!

  45. Alex | 2:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And yet, the swimming beard knows !

  46. GP | 12:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Reading is prohibited only on the printed area.

  47. KB | 11:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Which one of the Pythons wrote this notice?

  48. kim | 10:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Guys – you gotta see this place during non-swimming hours. I’ts a HUGE party.!! Anything goes. Just don’t come during swimming hours.

  49. sparky | 6:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Get really drunk BEFORE you go to the no swimming beach with your children. When questioned, your drunken slur won’t sound Japanese or English while trying to explain all the flags are red and the sign appears to be Russian! You’re home free!

  50. Laughingstock | 8:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Do not go not-swimming when drunk. Not-swimming also prohibited in areas where danger occurs, as care fell into the water and is no longer responsible, and if you lented a rocker key for the rocker room, you must lemembel it; not-staff not lesponsible for lobbery.

  51. Biff the Understudy | 1:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Swimming is prohibited when the terror alert level flag is red.

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